Todo sobre 'Los amantes pasajeros' Page #7

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for someone like me?

Excuse me, I'll take this.

I don't kill women.

That's very good.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,

this is your Chief Steward speaking...

We're fully established

on final approach...

but we still have

40 tons of fuel to jettison.

Acknowledged.

Safety measures activated and ready.

Let's practice the safety position again.

Put your knees together...

separate your feet...

and lean forward.

In Business Class you can hold

your arms behind your legs.

We'll go over the safety position.

Pay attention, please!

Great.

We put our knees together...

separate our feet, cross our arms...

lean forward

and rest our heads on our arms.

You put your arms behind your legs.

That's it.

Ma'am... Wake up.

Cross your arms...

- No breakfast?

- You'd throw it up when we land!

Alex, you're bisexual.

Is it true guys suck your dick

better than girls do?

Why bring that up now, Benito?

Hold ECAM.

Hold ECAM.

While you were out, I let Ulloa...

And it was...!

Activate approach stage.

Stage activated and confirmed.

The truth is we ended up doing a 69.

I sucked him off as well.

He's skinny

but he's got one hell of a dick!

Do you think this is the time

to talk about Ulloa's dick?

Speed managed.

For me, it is important.

Am I becoming bisexual, like you?

No!

- You're a natural-born fag!

- Cut it out!

And your wife knows.

That's why she's obsessed

with you not doing it with guys.

Continue with ECAM!

- Crossfeed Selector on?

- Yes, Crossfeed open.

I think you're exaggerating.

It happened with Ulloa today

because I'd been drinking.

Pumps on unaffected side off.

Like when it happened with us.

That's why you threw up,

not because my dick made you retch.

You loved my dick!

But with the excuse of alcohol...

- Turn off the left side.

- I don't know what you're getting at.

- Oxygen crew supply off.

- Hold ECAM.

After you threw up, you went at it again

and asked me to screw you.

I told you I'd had enough playing around...

and I had to practically

pull my dick out of your mouth!

Does that answer your question?

Because we have to land

without full landing gear...

and I think we should try to concentrate!

Hold ECAM.

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.

This is your captain, Alex Acero.

Due to a technical failure...

we are forced to make an emergency landing

in approximately ten minutes.

We are heading for La Mancha airport

where all the rescue teams are prepared.

I would ask you not to worry and to

follow the cabin staff's instructions.

Once we have landed...

the Peninsula Company

will take care of all your needs.

Thank you.

La Mancha Control Tower.

Peninsula 2549, 20 miles north.

Requesting clearance.

Peninsula 2549, you are cleared

for ILS approach to runway one zero.

QNH one zero one zero.

Notify final approach.

Fully established on final approach.

Acknowledged.

Cleared for landing on runway one zero.

Wind three zero zero zero eight.

Safety measures activated and prepared.

Peninsula 2549 acknowledging.

Cleared for landing on runway one zero.

Safety measures activated and prepared.

I'm missing one leg.

Let's see if it holds.

- Good luck.

- Ready for impact!

Come on!

Come on, baby! Jump!

Has it snowed?

- Where are we?

- I don't know, but we've arrived.

I've got a terrible hangover...

But why?

I didn't drink anything...

- May I speak to my wife?

- It's me, dad.

- Piti? You're at home!

- Yes, I'm with mom.

You've argued already.

Don't go, wait for me.

I'll be there soon.

We haven't argued.

The street is full of police.

Don't come, dad.

I'm on my way.

I want to see you.

I have to see you.

The first thing is surgery

and change of hair color. Both of us!

I'll miss my nose.

- Norma...

- Yes?

I think I might be interested

in some of your videos.

I'm willing to pay a considerable amount.

That's too bad, those videos don't exist.

It's true I've slept with

whom I've slept with...

but I never taped anything.

I just spread the rumor,

that was enough.

And was the conversation

with your assistant a farce too?

No, she thinks they're real,

and with time I ended up believing it.

I understand.

Well, good luck to both of you!

Likewise, Mr. Mas.

How did you know we were landing here?

After I spoke to you,

I rang a friend in air traffic control.

In the end she told me everything.

This time I wasn't lying.

No, not this time.

This is Alba's phone.

This is your case.

It's all battered.

I packed what I could

but everything's ruined...

especially my presents.

Thank you.

I saw her.

Alba?

She was getting into the ambulance.

She was wearing a shirt

and pants of yours.

It terrified me to think

I could end up like her.

Goodbye, Ricardo.

Ruth...

You'll never end up like Alba.

But I have to be careful.

This is Nasser.

I met him in the foam...

but we both feel

we've met before, don't we?

- Don't we?

- Yeah.

Where do I get my case?

That's the last time I give

the passengers sleeping pills.

I had nightmares because I wasn't relaxed.

Don't tell me.

It was Benito who convinced you.

You're totally unscrupulous.

At least you knew about it, we didn't!

Talking of Benito...

it turns out he sucked off Ulloa

and Ulloa sucked him.

- What!

- Benito likes me!

- And me!

- And me!

Did Ulloa tell you?

- Was he drugged?

- To the eyeballs.

I know when a man wants

the woman in me or the transvestite...

and he wanted the woman!

You've made me doubt, b*tch!

- Where are we going?

- Where do you want to go?

To your place.

I swore that if we got out of this

I'd go and live with you.

Things are fine as they are.

I'm not being fair to you or to my wife.

Concha agrees with me

that things are fine as they are.

Concha?

- You two have talked about this?

- Of course!

Concha and I tell each other everything!

How else do you think

you and I could have lasted so long?

And she doesn't mind that we...?

With that temper she has!

I never thought she was

so generous, and so open!

She's very open.

She and Carmia have adapted

very well to the situation.

- Carmia?

- Yes.

She's adapted perfectly

to the situation too.

Concha and Carmia?

What do you mean?

- You mean they're together?

- Isn't it perfect?

- Behind my back!

- It was to make your life easier.

You could have said something.

I feel ridiculous.

You never asked.

If you'd ever asked,

I'd have told you everything.

I've got no secrets from you.

Well, from you or from anyone!

Oh, captain!

Benito!

- Has anyone seen Benito?

- What do you want, Piluca?

- Have you seen Benito?

- The copilot is always first out.

I can't believe you don't know that.

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