Toy Story 2

[ Squeaking ]

Toy Story 2.

[ Whooshing ]

[ Rocket Firing ]

[ Rocket Firing ]

[ Hydraulics Whooshing ]

[ Breathing Apparatus Hissing ]

Buzz Lightyear mission log.

All signs point to this planet

as the location of Zurg's fortress,

but there seems to be no sign

of intelligent life anywhere.

[ Electronic Whirring ]

[ All Whirring ]

- [ Grunts ]

- [ Laser Buzzing ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Electronic Whirring ]

- [ Electronic Beeping ]

- [ Grunts ]

[ Gasping ]

- [ Beeping ]

- [ Laughing Evilly ]

Come tome, my prey.

[ Continues Gasping ]

[ Grunts ]

[ Electronic Buzzing ]

[ Screaming ]

To infinity and beyond!

[ Electronic Whirring ]

So, we meet again,

Buzz Lightyear, for the last time.

Not today, Zurg!

- [ Cries Out ]

- [ Grunts ]

[ Laughing Maniacally ]

[ Laughing Maniacally ]

- ~~ [ Game Theme ]

- Oh, no! No!

- No, no, no, no.

- Oh, you almost had him.

- I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!

- Sure, you will, Rex.

- In fact,

you're a better Buzz than I am.

- But look at my little arms!

I can't press the "fire" button

and jump at the same time!

Where is it?

Where is it?

- Uh, Woody?

- Huh? [ Grunts ]

- [ Continues Grunting ]

- [ Both ] Ooh.

Hang on, cowboy!

- Woody, are you all right?

- [ Grunts ] Oh. Yeah.

Yeah, I'm fine, Buzz. Okay. Here's your

list of things to do while I'm gone.

Batteries need to be changed.

Toys in the bottom of the chest

need to be rotated.

Oh, and make sure everyone

attends Mr. Spell's seminar...

on what to do

if you or a part of you is swallowed.

- Okay? Okay. Good. Okay.

- Woody, you haven't found

your hat yet, have you?

No! And Andy's leaving

for cowboy camp any minute,

and I can't find it anywhere!

Don't worry, Woody.

In just a few hours,

you'll be sitting around a campfire with

Andy making delicious, hot "sch'moes."

- They're called s'mores, Buzz.

- Right. Right. Of course.

Has anyone found Woody's hat yet?

[ Sergeant ] Keep looking, men.

Dig deeper! Negatory. Still searching.

The lawn gnome next door says it's not

in the yard, but he'll keep lookin'.

[ Sheep Bleating ]

It's not in Molly's room.

We've looked everywhere.

- I found it.

- You found my hat?

your hat? no.

the Mrs lost her earring.

- Oh, my little sweet potato!

- Oh, you found it!

Oh, it's so nice...

to have a big, strong spud

around the house.

- Ooh! [ Giggles ]

- Oh, great. That's just great.

This'll be the first year I miss cowboy

camp, all because of my stupid hat!

- Woody, look under your boot.

- Don't be silly.

- My hat is not under my boot.

- Would you just look?

[ Groans ] You see? No hat.

Just the word "Andy."

Uh-huh. And the boy who

wrote that would take you to

camp with or without your hat.

I'm sorry, Bo.

It's just that I've been

lookin' forward to this all year.

- It's my one time

with just me and Andy. [ Gasps ]

- You're cute when you care.

- Bo, not in front of Buzz.

- [ Purrs ] Let him look.

- [ Bleating ]

- Miss Peep, your sheep!

- [ Whistles ]

- [ Rex Screams, Grunts ]

- This is Al from Al's Toy Barn,

and I'm sittin' on good deals.

- Whoa!

Ow! I think I'm feeling

a deal hatching right now.

Whoa! Let's see what we got. We got

boats for a buck, Beanies for a buck--

-Rex, turn it off!. Someone's gonna hear!

-Which one is off?

Buck-buck-buck! And that's

cheap-cheap-cheap! So hurry on down--

For cryin' out loud, it's this one.

- I despise that chicken.

- Fellas! Fellas!

- Okay, I got some good news,

and I got some bad news.

- What news?

The good news is

I found your hat, Woody.

My hat! Slink, thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

- Where'd you find it?

- Well, that's the bad news.

- [ Dog Barking ]

- Oh, it's Buster!

[ Sergeant ] Canine alert! Man your

battle stations! Let's move, move, move!

- [ Buster Growling ]

- Woody! Hide! Quick!

- [ Woody Gasps ]

[ Barking ]

[ Continues Barking ]

[ Beeping Electronically ]

[ Sniffing ]

[ Continues Barking ]

[ Growling ]

[ Snarling ]

[ Sputtering ] Okay, okay, okay.

Okay, okay! You found me!

Buster, all right. [ Groans ]

Hey, how did he do, Hamm?

- Looks like a new record.

- Okay, boy. Sit.

- Reach for the sky.

- [ Whimpering ]

- Gotcha!

- [ Shrieks ]

[ Chuckles ]

Great job, boy.

Who's gonna miss me

while I'm gone, huh?

- Who's gonna miss me?

Who's gonna miss me?

- [ Panting ]

[ Woman ]

Andy, you got all your stuff?.

-Have a good weekend, everybody.

I'll see you Sunday night.

-It's in my room.

- [ Barking ]

- Stick'em up.

I guess we'll work on that later.

Hey, Woody.

Ready to go to cowboy camp?

Andy, honey, come on.

Five minutes, and we're leavin'.

Five minutes. Hmm.

Help, help!

Somebody help me!

Let her go, evil Dr. Pork Chop!

[ Andy, Evil Voice ]Never!

You must choose, Sheriff Woody.

How shall she die?

Shark, or death by monkeys?

[ Imitates Monkey Chittering ]

- Choose!

- [ Andy Imitating Woody ]

I choose Buzz Lightyear!

- What? That's not a choice!

- [ Andy Imitating Buzz ]

To infinity and beyond!

- I'll save you, Miss Peep.

- My hero. [ Imitates Kissing ]

- [ Andy As Woody ] Thanks, Buzz.

- [ Andy As Buzz ] No problem, buddy.

You should never tangle

with the unstoppable duo

of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!

Oh, no.

Andy, let's go!

Molly's already in her car seat.

- But, Mom, Woody's arm wrecked.

- Oh, no.

- Maybe we can fix him on the way.

- No, just leave him.

I'm sorry, honey,

but you know toys don't last forever.

[ Sighs ]

[ Gasps ]

- What happened?

- Woody's been shelved.

[ Rex Gasps ]

Andy!

-[ Slinky ] Woody?

-[ Bo Peep ] Woody? Honey, are you okay?

[ Andy ] Yee-hah!

Ride'em, cowboy! [ Whoops ]

He's back? Hey, everybody! Andy's back!

He's back early from cowboy camp!

- Places, everybody! Andy's coming!

- [ All Gasping, Chattering ]

Yeah!

~~[ Humming Lone Ranger Theme Song ]

Hey, Woody!

Did you miss me?

Giddyap, giddyap, giddyap.

Ride'em, cowboy!

Ohh. I forgot.

You're broken.

I don't wanna play with you anymore.

[ Gasping ]

No, Andy!

No. No, Andy! No!

[ Choking ]

Andy. Andy. [ Garbled ]

[ Voice Echoing ]

Bye, Woody.

No! No! Andy!

[ Screaming, Gasping ]

[ Grunts, Coughs ]

[ Coughing ]

- [ Continues Coughing ]

- [ Woody ] Wheezy, is that you?

- Hey, Woody.

- What are you doing up here?

I thought Mom took you

to get your squeaker fixed months ago.

- Andy was so upset.

- Nah. She just told him that

to calm him down...

and then put me on the shelf.

- Why didn't you yell for help?

- Well, I tried squeakin'.

But I'm still broken.

No one could hear me. [ Wheezes ]

[ Coughs ] Besides, the dust

aggravates my condition.

[ Wheezes, Coughs ]

What's the point in

prolonging the inevitable?

We're all just one stitch away

from here to there.

Yard sale? Yard sale!

Yard sale! Guys, wake up, wake up!

There's a yard sale outside!

- Yard sale?

- Sarge, emergency roll call!

Sir, yes, sir!

Red alert!

All civilians fall in position now!

Single file! Let's move, move, move!

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