Trailer Park Boys: Don't Legalize It Page #8
Oh, come on boys, just...
I always hate the part in The
Littlest Hobo when he's not leaving.
You know?
Just go.
See ya, Bubbs.
Hey, Bubbs?
I love ya, buddy.
I didn't think he was
actually gonna stay.
In nothin' flat he
was clean out of sight
Well I went inside
and ordered me a cup
Told the waiter Big
Joe was settin' me up
Aw you coulda
heard a pin drop
It got deathly quiet
And the waiter's face
turned kinda white
Well did I say
something wrong
I said with a halfway grin
He said
Naw this happens every now and then
Ever' driver in
here knows Big Joe
But son let me tell you what
At the crossroads tonight
where you flagged him down
There was a busload of
kids comin' from town
And they were right in the middle
when Big Joe topped the hill
It could have been slaughter
but he turned his wheel
I can't do this.
What the f*** am I
doing? I can't do this.
Boys, wait for me, I'm not
f***in' stayin' here by myself!
Son of a whore!
Get the f*** goin'!
For Big Joe and Phantom 309
F*** off!
- Get!
- Get going!
Okay, Bubbs, are you
sure you want to do this?
Leave all that behind?
- You know what, Julian?
- What?
Switch me seats.
- What?
- Switch seats, you get up front.
There, boys, this is the
way it's supposed to be.
Now I feel at home.
And you're the leader,
Julian. Right, Ricky?
- Yeah, man.
- Thanks, man.
Alright, boys, let's f***ing do this.
Let's go sell this pee, 2 grand each.
Yeah, we're back on track now. Just
a little bit of a family emergency.
Okay... yup... alright... okay,
we'll see you soon. I promise.
Okay, thank you. Bye-bye.
- Just a little pissed off, but they're cool.
- Nice.
Yeah... Boys, you know
f***ing shed with my piss money.
I'm really hungry, if you
can stop for some food.
We don't have f***ing time
for a drive-through, Rand.
We just ate a couple hours ago.
I'm starving. I can't believe
you drove past the friggin' King.
F*** the King.
Randy, there was another bag of white
liquor. What'd you do with it, bud?
- No, there wasn't.
- Randy, give it to me.
There is white liquor, but
you're not f***ing getting it.
- Aw, f***!
- Randy!
- That's it.
- What are you doing?
Randy! Randy! For
f***'s sakes, Randy!
It's gone!
Jesus Christ! Are you that
dependent on this sh*t?
If you are, I got some on my underwear!
We can stop and you can sniff it out!
Excuse me, little lady.
Sorry, I need this.
It's an emergency.
Please go away.
Come on, Sassa-Ran, hurry.
Frig off!
This is not what it looks like.
And you had a do-wacka-do
wacka-do wacka-do wacka-do...
They tell me you're runnin'
free your days are never blue
I wish I had your
good-luck charm
And you had a do-wacka-do
wacka-do wacka-do wacka-do...
I see you're goin' down the
street in your big Cadillac
You got girls in the front
you got girls in the back
F***, for f***'s sakes.
133 is right here, right here. Park.
This looks like a busy f***ing place to
be doing a piss deal, isn't it, Julian?
It's where you do big deals like
this, Ricky. Right in the open.
- That's crazy.
- Alright guys, here.
This is Phil's credit card and ID.
I want you to take it into the strip club,
buy whatever the f***
you want. You deserve it.
Shouldn't we be
covering you, Julian?
Bubbs, it's just one guy, alright?
Three of us are standing
out here, it might spook him.
Julian?
- No, I'm good.
- Come on.
Bubbs, I'm good.
Let's go, Ricky. Let's
go look at some ladies.
- Alright.
- French ladies.
Man, you need this
more than anybody.
Get your head together, okay?
I'm f***ing proud of you, Julian.
You actually pulled this off.
Thanks, man.
Bonjour, je m'appele Bubbles.
There's Julian. He's
smoking a joint. F***.
This is f***ing awesome, Bubbs.
So, what do you do?
Well, I'm into all kinds of
different things. I, uh...
They're talking about
legalizing marijuana, so...
If they do, I'm going to be the guy in
charge of all the marijuana for Canada.
It's pretty cool. I work
for the government, actually.
I am the, uh...
administrator at
the... San Diego Zoo.
I've got a big staff.
I personally look after
all the Bengal tigers,
- and the little Bengal tiger kitties.
Would you guys get
the f*** out of here?
Holy sh*t, that's Terry and Dennis.
Hey, man.
What the f*** are you
guys doing in Montreal?
- We're starting things up for Cyrus.
- Cyrus?!
Where the f*** is Cyrus?
- Why are you guys acting so f***ing weird?
- You're acting weird.
I'm not acting weird.
Enough with the weird. Let's
see the product, Julian.
You guys want some f***ing weed?
Pounds of it where this came from.
Ricky, can the girls just
have as much weed as they want?
Does something smell
like pee in here to you?
Uh...
I smell weed. I don't
smell pee, though.
I've got 460 units of Canada's
finest right here, gentlemen.
Military-base
collected. Look at that.
Julian, we're going to need your
help getting this stuff on the truck.
Grandma's waiting.
I get the money first,
then you get the piss.
He's got his gun out.
I don't give a f*** how they do it
in Montreal, this is how I do it.
- I want the money first...
- Get the f*** out here, disco.
You gotta be f***ing kidding me.
I can't believe you're robbing
me. I thought we were good.
I thought you wanted
to be my f***ing friend.
We're not friends, we're f***ing
business partners, remember?
And we're not f***ing good.
You just f*** off right now
and load the piss in the truck.
And if you ever come
back to the trailer park,
address to Smith and Wesson.
That doesn't even
make any f***ing sense.
This doesn't make any sense.
Believe me, I'm going to be waiting for
you back at the f***ing trailer park.
Don't hit me with your
girly threats, man,
'cause I'll be waiting right here in
Montreal if you ever come looking for me.
You know why? 'Cause I made it
big. I made it f***ing big, disco.
I'm in the piss game now.
Jesus Christ, just take my f***ing
piss, alright, and leave me alone.
- How ya doing?
- Hi, Julian.
Hey, your grandsons are robbing me.
Yeah, you don't
understand what I'm saying.
- Alright, it's good to see you.
- Nice to...
Okay, I'm alright.
He looks pissed.
Double dynamite, Sasserbandy.
Looks like Cyrus
just got Julian good.
You know the nice thing about a**holes?
Someone always comes along to wipe 'em up.
He's going in the club.
Now. We make the call now, Randy.
- Sh*t, no service.
- Ugh, for f***'s sakes!
Hello, I'd like to
report a disturbance.
There are suspicious men standing
out front of the Club Violetta.
Yeah, they're by an
and they're talking about a bomb
that's located underneath it.
- Juliaaaan!
- Julian!
Can you excuse me for a second?
Julian, what are you doing,
shuffling the ladies away?
- Boys, I just got f***ing robbed.
- Robbed? The f*** are you talking about?
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