Transformers: The Last Knight

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Where in hell is

your so-called magician?

He will be here,

Lancelot.

He swore it.

They're preparing

for a second wave.

Charge!

This... this is what

the end looks like.

Your so-called

magician, Merlin,

cannot help us.

We're outnumbered,

100 to 1.

How are we gonna

get out of this?

He promised a weapon,

one of great power.

Arthur,

you are my king.

I will lay down

my life for you,

but this Merlin

is no wizard.

He's a worthless drunkard!

Oh, god, I'm sozzled!

One last nip.

Magic does exist.

It was found, long ago,

inside a crashed alien ship.

Hello?

Hello!

It is I,

conjurer of spirits,

master of the dark arts!

Is anyone there?

It is I, Merlin.

The wizard?

Remember me?

No! I kept your secret!

I did! Just as I promised!

I told no one of

your existence. No one!

But you have

to understand,

we britons

are in a desperate fight.

End-of-times sort of thing.

I mean it.

It's happening down there

now as we speak.

It's awful!

Big personalities

just sort of clashing

and bloody.

I hate to ask...

But we need your help.

There are no spells.

There is no magic.

We retreat.

Live to fight another day.

No!

Without sacrifice...

There can be no victory.

This is madness!

He will be here.

All right,

i am what they say!

I'm a liar, I'm a charlatan.

I've deceived my whole life.

But if I could,

for one moment,

change this world

for the better,

I would give up everything.

Everything!

I'd give up drink,

money, wom...

Drink and money.

Look.

Good men will die

without your help.

Women. Children.

I know your world

was destroyed. I'm sorry.

But please

don't let ours die, too.

I beg of you.

Guardian knights, transform.

Dragon is yours to command.

Oh. Yes.

That would be

just the thing.

Protect this staff.

One day a great evil

will come for it.

Oh, yes!

Charge!

It has been said

through the ages,

without sacrifice,

there can be no victory.

There are mysteries

to the universe

we were

never meant to solve.

I am optimus prime

and this message

is to my creators:

Leave planet earth alone.

'Cause I'm coming

for you.

These are

troubled times.

Optimus prime has left us

to find his makers.

Some say he will never return.

His sworn enemy,

Megatron... vanished.

Without leaders, chaos reigns.

Two species at war.

One flesh, one metal.

Transformers are declared

illegal on earth.

The world has set up

a new paramilitary force.

The trf.

Except in Cuba,

Castro lets them sun

on his beaches.

Hola, amigo!

Come on! Vamonos!

No, he's busy.

He's always busy.

A mojito needs ice.

Ice!

We are not animals.

But these alien beings

keep arriving.

Endless waves of them.

Too many to count.

We look to the skies

with dread and we wonder.

This is the jam!

Ooh, I like this.

Good choice.

Good choice.

Get it off my desk.

No way!

Where'd you get that?

How much of

our time remains?

One hundred billion trillion

planets in the cosmos...

No, get the director

on the phone. Go, go, go!

And they choose earth.

Why?

Y'all want to see

some dead robots?

You crazy?

This is an alien no-go zone.

Government doesn't

want us to go in here.

We're not

supposed to be here.

We're kids, man.

We get away with anything.

Nah, man.

I'm getting me

a souvenir.

Whoa, this is

the real deal.

There's

a dead one over there.

- Cool!

- Not cool.

Trf shot 'em down.

Whatever.

My dad says shoot 'em all

and let god sort 'em out.

Chihuahua.

Bro,

what is that?

Dude.

It's a robot!

Dude,

i think it's dead.

Nah, bro.

Yeah,

it's totally dead.

He's definitely,

definitely dead.

I know, right?

Wait, guys.

I think it's moving.

Warning!

Unauthorized trespassing.

Sh*t.

This is the department

of homeland security.

You are trespassing in

an alien contamination zone.

Please step forward calmly

and surrender.

Hey!

Mira, puto!

Sqweeks! Do it!

Follow me!

Come on, get up!

Hey, sir.

This area is active.

We just had two

sentinels go down.

What have you got?

Never look back!

It's coming!

All right,

go in there.

Damn. I almost had

a heart attack!

Relax.

We're covered.

Sqweeks!

What's that?

What the...

What happened

to your arm?

Shot you?

Damn it!

He can't transform.

I'm trying to fix him.

But you're being a baby

about it, sqweeks.

It's all right.

You did good.

Wow. You have

a big heart...

That seems to be working.

What's your workout routine?

Whoa!

It's all right.

It's all right.

I told you.

"Covered." It's canopy.

Cyclops, zoom in

on target.

Unable pid. Visual on

five little feathers.

Kids. Sh*t.

Cannot confirm decepticon.

No badge.

I got kids in danger.

Canopy thing's pretty crazy.

It's none of your business.

Stop flirting.

Request immediate air support.

Danger close. Do not fire.

Who is he?

Let's go.

Far as you're concerned,

my boyfriend.

How long's that been going on?

You kids gotta

get out of here.

"Kids"?

You're here.

I live here.

This is my home.

What's this?

The living room or

the dining room?

Someone's gotta

take care of 'em.

I don't think so.

They're scared.

They're lost.

Hurry.

- I've got a heat signature.

- Hostile intent is displayed.

Tango is armed.

- On location 30 seconds.

- Am I cleared to fire?

No, place, no home, no family.

Do you know how that feels?

No, 'cause your asses got

big old houses to go home to.

We got a condo.

Shh!

I love her.

Viper flight.

We need a clearance.

No badge, armed and hostile.

I got kids in danger.

- Hostile intent.

- Hostile intent.

Alien has a weapon.

Fire!

He's down. Bravo team,

extract those kids.

We're moving out!

Get up.

I can't.

No, no, no,

look at me.

Wake up, canopy!

You're gonna be okay.

I want to thank you.

Wake up, look at me.

Wake up, canopy.

I'm not leaving you.

You're all I have left!

No, no, no.

Hey! It's all

i got in my bag of tricks,

so you might want to hop in.

Hey! Where are the keys?

Where are the keys?

I'm just gonna

hotwire this b*tch.

I'm tired of people

messing with me.

It's over.

No! I can fix him.

Nobody can fix him,

he's dead.

Hey, look at me.

Would he want you

to die, too?

Let's go, now.

Come on, come on!

Come on. Come on,

no time, let's go.

What? Hey,

you're that guy.

No, I'm not that guy.

The one who saves

transformers.

I thought you were

just a legend.

Some legend.

You were too late!

Go. Go.

Hey, you know

there's a reward

for turning you in.

Really?

Yeah.

Cool. You want to get

punched in the face,

like, really hard?

No.

Good. Go.

Okay.

You're such an idiot.

See ya around, "legend."

Sqweeks.

Oh!

Easy. Easy,

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