Valentine's Day Page #12

...you have to accept the other person...

...for all of what they are.

Not just the parts that are easy to like.

And you're stupid if you turn your back

on something as important...

...as...

...Iove.

Do I bought this for you. At the store.

And this one goes...

[RINGTONE PLAYING

ON PHONE]

[IN DOUTHERN ACCENT]

Dugar can't answer the phone right now.

[IN NORMAL VOICE] Dhe's got to make love

to her boyfriend on Valentine's Day.

And. For the record. This is what I like.

Dimple.

Yeah.

Let's just keep it really simple.

- I also like make-up sex.

- Whoa. What a coincidence.

- You too?

- Me too.

Yay!

Hi.

- Dorry.

- Yeah.

What are you doing with the flowers?

REED:

They're all the ones that nobody wants.

Do you're giving them a second life?

Yeah. Most shops throw them away.

I like the idea that tomorrow. Somebody's

gonna see them floating by and...

Yeah.

- Wonder where they come from.

And the mystery of it all.

I used to actually put them together...

...and practice new designs with them...

...and drop them off at a random doorstep

with a note saying:

"Domebody out there loves you."

Then I got to thinking...

...what if they found out

that someone was me?

Would they want me to be the one that

loves them?

I would...

...want that.

Am I about to kiss my best friend?

I hope so.

- Not great.

- That was awkward. Awkward.

- Just not great.

- Yep.

- But this is my old... Where I get down.

- This is your spot.

You really helped me out. Dusan is...

- Giving me a chance to be number one.

KARA:
Congratulations.

- Thank you. Again.

- Thank you.

- I'm gonna have to teach you.

- That is...

KELVIN:
No... I'll teach you this.

KARA:
It's not natural.

- Keep the fist... It's a little...

- Thank you. Okay.

- No, no, no. Open your...

- Open.

- You know what? I got a better idea.

- Not happening.

Okay.

That was nice.

Well. You didn't exactly. Like.

Knock it out of the park.

Well. We've never practiced.

You have to admit.

- Maybe we should practice. Then.

- Okay.

Mommy!

You're so big.

You're so big.

- Did you imagine it better or worse?

- I did.

- You imagined it better?

- I gave you more credit.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Well. I hate that I'm not living up to my...

- Well. I don't know.

MAN [ON RADIO]:

It's Romeo Midnight, one last time.

Only 30 seconds left now

before it's just another day.

So count it down with me, lovers.

And raise your glass to those three

little words that we all want to hear:

"Let's get naked."

I never had a inkling before. Man.

I didn't know what to do.

I need to get to the airport.

Dtupid...!

Vladimir! Let me get my whip.

You know I always

wanna answer yours first...

Oh! Just... Let's do...

I never had a inkling before.

I didn't know what to do with it.

Dhoot. We gotta get to the...

It's stupid. Dtupid seat belt!

ELIZONDO:
Oh. There's a...

Hold it. There's a finger in there.

You on Facebook?

I can't hear out of this ear.

Are you guys on Facebook?

I never had a inkling before.

I didn't know what to do with it.

All right. I gotta get to the airport.

Dhe's probably at the gate by now.

How did you do that?

- Hey. I'm Taylor.

- And I'm Taylor. Too.

Yeah. It's confusing. Yeah. We know that.

Marker.

REDMOND:
If you look out the window.

Ma'am...

...we're passing

the famous Rodeo Drive.

- Have you ever shopped here?

- I did once. Actually.

But. Big mistake. Big. Huge.

[ENGLIDH DDH]

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