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Vampire's Kiss
- R
- Year:
- 1988
- 103 min
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I got up, took a shower,
made myself coffee.
I kept telling myself, "I'll wake her up
after I do this or this little step..."
No, that's not true really.
I knew I was going to delay
waking her up for as long as possible.
What was it you really wanted?
I wanted her, same as always,
I wanted her to disappear.
I wanted her to be
the hell out of there.
And she got the hell out of there.
She took the hint. She woke up, you were
fully dressed, ready to go to work.
More or less, yeah. She took the hint.
And yet, just the night before...
You wanted her very badly?
Yeah.
I know. Really badly.
He can stretch himself...
He can stretch himself
from here to Ethiopia if he wants to.
- No. We said him already.
- No. The Rubber Man.
He's the last of the Fantastic Four
we've been searching for.
- The missing link, yes?
- No. We already said him.
Oh, look. There's a taxi. Taxi!
We are not in need
of coach service, my lady.
This is my kingdom, and my palace
is but two blocks from here.
- Come on.
- Be off...
Goddamn you, f***. Cocksuckers!
Be off!
You f***ing cocksuckers, fucks...
Fireball.
And the one
that's made of big brown stones.
That's Brownstone Man.
No. That's not his name.
It's Lighter Brown.
Maybe...
God, the telephone company.
How can I take home a girl
who works for the phone company?
Go on. Go home.
I'm the director of personnel.
She hires those incompetents. Oh, no!
What do you do, Mr. Wise Guy?
Literature.
Yes...
Yes.
- You play chess?
- Yeah, excellently.
Checkmate.
Does that mean you win?
All right, now. Just relax.
Right.
- Sh*t.
- Shoo.
"Shoo?"
There's a... Never mind.
- Did you get it out?
- Let's go.
If I'd known you had
a f***ing roommate...
Taxi!
Alva.
Yes, Mr. Loew.
All right, Frank Heatherton wants a copy
of the first contract he had...
for the sale of his short story...
Rattlesnake Hills...
to Der Spiegel.
It seems that's the first foreign sale
he's ever had...
and suddenly
he wants to frame the agreement.
Now, the story was sold in 1963.
And I know that's a long time
before either I was here or you were here...
but there is no reason why the agency
shouldn't have a copy of it.
under "Heatherton."
I looked under "Rattlesnake Hills"...
but I am asking you to go through
It is a very fat file and nothing
is in order and it will take hours.
But it will be there.
Somewhere.
Please find it and bring it to me.
Yes, Mr. Loew.
Peter, Joel Reznick on 0-2.
Mr. Loew?
Mr. Loew, are you there?
Starting with your earliest years
when you...
somehow were taught to expect...
something that wasn't even
halfway attainable.
Peter.
- Well, I guess my time is up.
- We have a couple more minutes.
You know...
lately...
you have always been telling me
when our time is up.
And I just wonder if maybe...
Does it make you feel a little insecure
when I'm saying...
- Well, what?
- Nothing.
I was remembering...
I brought this girl up to my place
the other night.
Really hot, you know.
And we're on the bed.
Suddenly, this bat comes swooping down
out of nowhere.
A bat?
Holy sh*t.
But this really happened.
This part, I don't know if this really
happened or I dreamt it later.
I mean, I'm fighting this bat off all alone,
and I'll be damned if I didn't get...
Really turned on.
- You were aroused?
- Yeah.
But you said just a few seconds before
you were in the throes of passion.
- I know.
- So then you were aroused.
- With the girl?
- Yes, with the girl.
Oh, sure. Absolutely.
But then she left the room and I was...
I mean, I came down.
I was in mortal combat with a f***ing bat!
Gimme a break.
Wait.
You were fighting off the bat...
and that's when you had
this new feeling?
Then, yes.
That is the precise order of events.
And on that note...
- See you on Tuesday.
- Bye-bye.
Alva, I didn't see...
Did you find that Heatherton contract?
I checked in the back files
under "Heatherton"...
and "Rattlesnake Hills," like you said.
But I couldn't find it.
I guess I'm gonna have to look
under the Der Spiegel files.
I told you that I already checked
those files. I already checked them.
Sorry. I must have misunderstood.
- I don't know. Maybe.
It's inconceivable to me
that you liked that.
Inconceivable? Jesus Christ.
I must be a real disappointment to you.
My name's Gary. What's yours?
I don't save the amount
I put in the other account.
Let's say I put $2,000 in the IRA.
That doesn't mean I'm gonna save
$2,000 at income tax time.
It's more like $700. Right, Peter?
Yeah...
Plus, I get interest on the $2,000
in the other account.
Who would be interested?
I think I'd like to be the carpenter
in Raise High the Roofbeam.
Did you get that joke?
No.
I love your earrings.
Thank you.
I'm Peter Loew.
Rachel.
God!
Okay.
Yes.
Yes.
Who are you?
It's all right.
You chose me.
What a glorious Sunday.
How nice not to have to go in to work.
No comments on my coffee, please.
If you don't like it, I'll send out.
I do it all the time.
Well, do you like it?
I gotta take a piss.
Hello, you have reached Peter.
I am not in at the moment,
but if you leave your name...
your number and a brief message...
I'll get back to you
just as soon as I can. Thank you.
Yeah, well you can forget about
getting back to this girl.
You son of a b*tch.
You don't just walk out
on somebody like that. You bastard.
Don't you ever call me again.
You f***! F*** you!
Well f*** you, too, sister.
So. How was your weekend?
It was all right. You know.
It was nothing earth-shattering.
Did you hurt yourself?
Just cut myself shaving.
Well, Peter...
why don't we begin
where we left off last week?
You started to tell me
about this strange feeling you had...
when this bat flew through the window
of your apartment.
The feeling of exultation
that you experienced.
You made it sound as though
it were something more than sexual.
I don't...
really know what you're talking about.
I don't remember.
You were very sure about it last weekend.
It made a very strong impression.
Yes. Okay. I know.
Pretty keyed up
from being with the girl right before.
I was drunk, too.
That was it.
I'd had a little to drink.
I was a little drunk.
Plus I was horny.
And have you seen this girl again?
No.
Frank Heatherton on 0-3.
All right. And Judy,
send Alva in here right now.
Yes, Mr. Loew.
All right, Alva. That's Frank Heatherton
on the phone. For me.
I'm sure he's calling
about the Der Spiegel contract...
which he still hasn't gotten.
How do I know
he hasn't gotten a copy of it?
Because I haven't sent it to him.
Why haven't I sent it to him?
Because you haven't found it
and brought it to me yet.
It's f***ing Tuesday.
I still don't see it here.
I don't see it here. Do you?
Alva?
No!
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