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Vampire in Brooklyn
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- Year:
- 1995
- 100 min
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A long, long time ago,
Nosferatu, the undead,
the race of the vampire,
were driven from Egypt.
Most fled to the mountains
of Transylvania
including myself,
travelled south through Africa
and over the Atlantic
to a beautiful island
in the Bermuda Triangle.
There we lived for happy centuries
feasting on the blood of travellers,
until discovered by the hunters
once again.
Then, the blood that spilled
was our own.
l alone escaped but a vampire alone
is a vampire doomed.
My only chance was to find
the one known offspring of our tribe
that had been born
in a foreign land -
a woman somewhere in this place
called Brooklyn.
Family Feud brings you the world's
first War Of The Showgirls!
Atlantic City versus Las Vegas.
Here's my show! Come on, baby,
you make me excited.
Name something a playboy
might have made out of silk.
Sheets!
- She ain't gonna get it.
- Put me down for ten on the Knicks.
You betting on the Knicks?
When will you learn?
Call me! l'm gonna take you for
an eight-piece special with biscuit!
Sheets, baby. Sheets!
You make me excited.
Come on down.
S-H-E-E-T. Sheets!
- That's what l'm talking about!
- Oh, sh*t.
- The b*tch said it!
- Let me see...sheets!
Earthquake! Earthquake!
This ain't no earthquake,
this is New York, fool!
What was that?
- Oh, sh*t!
- What the f*** is going on?
What the hell happened?
ls this how people come,
disrespecting your sh*t, man?
Ain't that a b*tch? What...?
lt's a bird!
Get the hell away from me! Good God,
what the hell's happening here?
Damn. Look at this ugly thing.
Who the hell's piloting this vessel,
Stevie f***ing Wonder?!
Must be a DUl.
l don't see no lights.
l don't see no people, either.
Damn, look at the time!
l gotta bounce, Unc,
l'm supposed to be at my lady's crib.
- Julius, bring your ass back here!
- l don't know about this!
l run numbers,
you check out spooky-ass ships!
- Go ahead with your bad self.
- Chump!
l'm not supposed to be scared, huh?
Ahoy there! Hello!
Ahoy, motherf***er!
Son of a b*tch.
Oh, y'all the silent type?
Well, somebody's
gonna buy me a new TV!
Ahoy there! You in there, somebody?
ls this a joke?
Ahoy!
Arrogant motherfuckers in here
don't wanna say nothin'. Sh*t.
l'm too old for this sh*t. Ahoy!
Hello.
Help me! Help me!
Oh, help, somebody! Help me!
Help me, please.
That sure as hell wasn't Lassie.
Big motherf***er!
Jesus, Mary and Jo-Jo.
Jesus, Mary and Jo-Jo!
Get the hell outta here!
Don't be bringing
your nappy black ass back here!
- My Adidas! Damn, what'd l do?
- You was snorin'!
- Everybody snores!
- Not while they f***in'!
- Piece of trash!
- Eva, come back! l was restin'!
Rest this!
You'll be beggin' me back tomorrow.
That's all right.
- That's Julius. He owes you money?
- l see him.
Oh, sh*t. Pizza Man.
- Comin' through!
- l'll get you!
You better run! l'm coming after you!
Run, baby. Run!
l'm comin' after you, baby!
Yeah! l want you!
Hey, get off my hood, man!
- Mind if l borrow your hat?
- Go ahead.
Thank you.
Come on. Hey, man.
Ain't as fast as you used to be,
huh, Julius?
- Tony, l didn't know it was you.
- Are you mental?
How many times have l gotta tell you?
l'm Anthony. He's Tony.
Oh, yeah, that's Tony. Right.
You know. All you gumbas
look alike to me.
- You got our money?
- Yeah.
- Oh, sh*t. l had it a minute ago.
- Then you're a minute too late.
You don't have to do that to me.
- Who'll take care of my kids?
- You don't have any kids.
l'll start.
Nobody's gonna miss you.
Do it.
l wouldn't do that.
You might miss the heart.
You aim between the eyes,
that way you get a nice, even spray.
- What the hell?
- Who the f*** are you?
l'm Maximillian, a connoisseur
of death, you might say.
No one takes pride in the art,
it's so rare you come across
a clean kill nowadays.
You got two seconds to beat it
or you're gonna share a coffin
with Carl Lewis.
- l already have a coffin of my own.
- Come on.
- He's no fun. He fell right over.
- Some f***in' wackos in this town.
Let's get back to you, Julius.
l guess you're
out of bullets, huh, man?
No, l kept one special just for you.
lnteresting.
l've been stabbed
and l've been hanged
and l've been burned,
even broken on the rack once,
but l've never been shot before.
lt kind of itches a little.
You have quite decent aim, though.
But next time...
Oh, sh*t!
Don't go away.
He's gonna get it with the gun!
No, don't!
Holy sh*t!
He ain't gonna get me!
l've seen it all. l'm getting my ass
the hell out of Brooklyn.
l'm going to the islands,
somewhere peaceful.
Coney lsland.
Ryker's lsland. Devil's lsland.
- Let me light that for you.
- Oh, sh*t!
Hey, yo, l don't know
how you know me but...
everything is everything,
l ain't seen nothing.
So you jump back
through the window
cos l ain't really seen you,
l'm blind!
l got cataracts, l mean contacts.
l got astigmatism, man. l'm blind.
Where you at? See? Where you at?
l saw you at the docks.
You're a liar, a thief and a cheat.
No, that's my brother Miles.
l'm honest.
Well, that's unfortunate because
that's what l liked about you.
Hey, easy, bro. You ain't got to
pull that Blacula sh*t with me.
lf you're hungry, l'll run you down
the KFC and get you a two-piece.
l already had ltalian.
You're going to make me think
you don't like me.
Wouldn't want to do that,
now, would we?
l got nothing but love for you, baby.
Hey, what the f*** are you doing?
Welcome to the party, Julius.
- Oh, sh*t!
- lt hurts, doesn't it?
Pain is an underrated experience
but it happens to be my speciality
and like it or not,
you belong to me now.
H-hey, bro, why you do that?
lt feels kinda...kinda right.
Because l need your eyes in the day
and your services at night.
But first l need my coffin. Come!
Wait! Where you going?
What's up?
You ain't gonna be sucking my neck?
Why? You're my ghoul now.
l need you to help me find a woman.
A woman? You came to the right spot.
Brooklyn's full of hos.
l'm not interested in your hos.
l'm looking for a special woman,
one of my kind,
the only one like her in the world.
As l've come to her, she'll soon
come to me like a moth to a flame.
So you're checking for
a vampster b*tch?
Half vampire
and she's ignorant of it.
The other half sleepwalks
in humanity
but l can cure that if
l find her before the next full moon.
- Here?
- Yes, here. Somewhere in Brooklyn.
This night shift is kicking my ass.
How come you never get tired?
l've always been
more of a night person myself.
This is a good one, listen up now.
''Your faith will be tested
as a loved one dances with death.
''Beware the dark stranger
''and when all's lost,
look to your soul for the answers.''
- l wouldn't wanna be you this week.
- This is your horoscope, not mine.
That's my horoscope? Oh, sh*t.
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