VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared? Page #2

Season #1 Episode #1

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Junior:
Oh, I get it. So you’re saying God’s the biggest of them all and he’s on my team!

Bob:
That’s right! Oh, by the way, there’s someone else who wants to meet you.

• Frankencelery decends from the ceiling

Classic Aooga Car Horn

Junior:
Ahh! It’s Frankencelery!

• Junior hops into his toy chest.

Frankencelery:
Ah, well, actually my name is Phil Winkelstein and I’m an actor from Toledo.

Junior:
What?

Frankencelery:
Well, I, I was just pretending to be Frankencelery in that TV show. Um, that was my job. Um really I’m just a regular guy, and I wouldn’t hurt anyone

Junior:
Oh, I get it!

Junior:
So when I’m lying in my bed… and the furniture starts creeping… I’ll just laugh and say “Hey cut that out!” And get back to my sleep cause I know that god’s the biggest and he’s watching all the while. So when I get scared and I’ll think of him and close my eyes and smile.

• Smiles

All:
God is bigger than that boogie man, He’s bigger than Godzilla or the monsters on TV, oh, god is bigger than the boogie man and he’s watching out for you and me.

Monster #1:
Oh, are you frightened?

Junior:
No, not really

Monster #2:
Are you worried?

Junior:
Not a bit! I know whatever’s going to happen that God can handle it!

Frankencelery:
I’m sorry that I scared you when you saw me on TV.

Junior:
Well, that’s okay, 'cause now I know that God is taking care of me.

All:
God is bigger than that boogie man, he’s bigger than Godzilla or the monsters on TV, oh, god is bigger than the boogie man and he’s watching out for you and me.

Junior:
One more time!

All:
God is bigger than that boogie man, he’s bigger than Godzilla or the monsters on TV, oh, God is bigger than the Boogie Man and he’s watching out for you and me. He’s watching out for you and me.

Monster #1:
Watching...

Monster #2:
Watching…

Monster #3:
Watching…

Junior:
Out You for you and me. Yeah.

Dad:
Junior, what’s all that racket in there?

Junior:
Well I was just singing.

Dad:
Your mother and I think that show you were watching was a little too scarry for you.

Junior; Yeah, well, but maybe, but you know Frankencelery is just a guy named Phil from Toledo. Well and he’s not scary that all. And besides, God is bigger than any of them and even though he doesn’t squirt slime out of His ears He made the whole universe. And He’s taking good care of me too.

Dad:
Um… Well… you’re right, we don’t have to worry about things because God is taking care of us. I do think we should be a little more careful about what we watch on television. And you know what? It’s okay to tell us if you’re really scared.

Junior:
Okay. I guess you’re right.

Dad:
Sounds like you’ve been doing some good thinking. But it’s time to shut the thinker down now and get some sleep.

Junior:
Okay.

Dad:
I love you little mister

Junior:
I love you big mister.

Dad:
I’ll see you in the morning.

Junior:
All right.

Junior:
God is bigger than the (Yawns) boogie man. (Snoring)

Music plays – Skit over.

title card for the silly song fades in

Anonymous British narrator: And now it's time for silly songs with Larry, the part of the show where Larry comes out and sings a silly song, so without further ado, silly songs with Larry.

Larry hops out with a cowboy hat

Larry:
The water buffalo song!

music kicks in and the singing kicks in

Larry:
Everybody's got a water buffalo, yours is fast but mine is slow, oh where'd we get them I don't but everybody's got a water bufaloooooooo... I took my water buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some lima beans on the floor oh everybody's got a...

Archibald hops in annoyed and angered, interrupting the song.

Archibald:
Stop it stop, stop right this instant what do you think you're thinking you're doing, you can't say everybody's got a water buffalo because everybody does not have a water buffalo. We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's my water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" And are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so, now stop being so silly!

Archibald hops off and Larry looks at the camera and the silly song title card cuts in.

Anonymous British narrator: This has been silly songs with Larry, tune in next time to hear Larry sing.

Larry pops out of nowhere.

Larry:
Everybody's got a baby kangaroo, her's is pink but mine is blue, hers was small but...

Archibald charges towards Larry angrily.

Archiblald:
*screams*

title card fades away and thus ending the silly song skit.

Daniel and the Lions' Den starts up, Larry is Daniel and Archibald is King Darius with a narrator introducing the story with a camera going from the water over the lands into the city of Babylon.

Narrator:
Long long ago, in a far away land there lived a young man named Daniel. When Daniel was a boy, he was taken from his home in Judah to live in a city called Babylon, where he went to school in the palace of the Babylonian king. Daniel missed his home very much, and every day he'd pray that God would take care of his family, and his friends, and look after him too. God heard his prayers, and helped Daniel become wise as grew older and everyone in the palace knew his wisdom. And one night while Babylon was sleeping, the king had a dream.

camera dissolves into Darius' palace with the first appearance of the scallions as Darius' wisemen as their presence is required.

the music starts up and the scalions and Darius' maidens (Mabel and Penelope), stand up straight.

Darius bursts the doors open and begins singing.

Darius:
I am King Darius, I had a dream. And now I'm feeling rather frighten that I wish someone would tell me what it means.

Scallion 1:
We are your wisemen, yes that is true. And though we're using all our wisdom we're afraid we can't explain your dream to you.

darius is outraged.

Darius:
What?

Scallion 3 speaks but he is short and Darius looks to see where he's talking from.

Scallion 3:
But there is one who is wiser still, and Daniel is his name. So before you take another sleeping pill, perhaps he can explain.

camera turns to a door behind the scallions and cuts closer to the door and Daniel runs into the camera and pops out his eyes and smiles at everyone.

Daniel:
My name is Daniel. That much is true, but it is god who gives me wisdom and through me he will explain your dreams to you.

camera cuts to Mabel and Penelope with Mabel looking curious at Daniel.

Mabel:
His name is Daniel, that's what he said. But when he talks this god if his, I think he's kinda looney in the head. I do

Narrator:
(not singing) Well, Daniel was able to explain the king's dream. And this made the king, very happy.

King Saul:
(back to singing) Daniel you have enlightened me, your job I will expand. From now on I want you to sit right beside me as the second in command.

music ends with Darius and Daniel hopping out the court with the scallions jealous.

Narrator:
This was very good news for Daniel, but very bad news for the wisemen.

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