Wayne's World
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1992
- 94 min
- 6,349 Views
Spend all day with us.
There are two--
pardon me--
two of everything in
every Noah's arcade.
That means
two of Zantar,
That means
two of Zantar,
Bay Wolf, Ninja Commando,
Snake-azon,
Psycho Chopper...
It's really good
seeing you, Benjamin.
You haven't been into
Shakey's for so long.
Well, I've
been real busy.
It's two for you
'cause one won't do.
All this week,
kids under 6
get every fifth--
There's a new pet.
Ch-Ch-Chia
Chia Pet--
the pottery that grows.
They are very fast.
Simple. Plug it in,
and insert the plug
from just about anything.
Simple.
Even for our customers
in Waukegan, Elgin, and Aurora--
We'll be there
right on time.
So call!
Clap on, clap off
The Clapper
Wayne's World,
Wayne's World
Party time
Excellent
[ Guitar Riff ]
O.K.
All right,
excellent.
Excellent.
Whoo!
O.K., extreme close-up!
Waa!
Waa!
Waa!
Excellent.
Excellent
extreme close-up.
Now it's time for
Wayne's World's totally amazing
excellent discoveries.
Our guest
is Ron Paxton.
Welcome to
Wayne's World, Ron.
Thanks, Wayne.
Now, you're the inventor
of the Suck Kut, right?
What exactly
is a Suck Kut?
The Suck Kut is a revolution
in home hair cutting.
Wow! What a totally amazing
excellent discovery.
Well, yes.
Fireworks!
Now, Ron, the question that's
on everybody's mind is,
how does it work?
a complete demonstration.
O.K. O.K., Garth,
just sit there.
He's going to put that
thing on your melon, O.K.?
Just a trim.
Don't buzz me, all right?
Uhh! Uhh!
Ohh! Ohh!
Ohh! Ohh!
Tell me, Ron.
Exactly how does
the Suck Kut work?
Well, as you can see,
it sucks as it cuts.
It certainly
does suck.
Ohh! Ohh!
What are we looking at?
Wayne's World. These guys do
their show out of their basement.
Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
Ohh!
Ohh!
People watch this?
Yeah, lots.
Turn it off, man!
Turn it off!
It's sucking
my will to live!
Oh, the humanity!
You want to hand me
the telephone?
Sure.
Uhh!
Uhh!
Russell, this
is Benjamin.
Are you
watching TV?
Listen, could you
turn it to channel 10?
I want you to find out
who these guys are
and where they
do their show.
I think we can
sell it to Vanderhoff.
Take your Ritalin, O.K.?
O.K., you're
in a forest.
Forest?
You're in a forest
with Heather Locklear.
With Heather?
And you're very warm.
Very...
- Warm?
- warm.
These guys
are so funny.
Oh, they're
obviously brilliant.
Hmm.
Wow! What a totally amazing
excellent discovery...not!
Thanks, Ron.
O.K., that's all the time
we have for this week.
Until then, good night!
Party on, Wayne.
Party on, Garth.
It's Wayne's World,
Wayne's World
Party time
Excellent
[ Guitar Riff ]
And...
we're clear!
All right!
Excellent!
Whoo! Whoo!
All right!
Excellent!
Excellent!
Let me bring you
up to speed.
My name is
Wayne Campbell.
I live in
Aurora, Illinois,
which is
a suburb of Chicago.
Excellent!
I've had plenty
of Joe jobs.
Nothing I'd call
a career.
Let me put it
this way.
I have an extensive collection
of name tags and hair nets.
O.K., I still
live with my parents,
which I admit
is both bogus and sad.
But at least I've got
and I still
know how to party.
But what
I'd really love
is to do Wayne's World
for a living.
It might happen.
Yeah, and monkeys might
fly out of my butt.
[ Horn Honks ]
Ahh, the Mirthmobile.
This is my best friend
Garth Algar.
Hi.
I think we'll go with a little
Bohemian Rhapsody, gentlemen.
Good call.
I see a little
silhouette of a man
Scaramouche,
Scaramouche
Will you do
the fandango?
Thunderbolts
and lightning
Very, very
frightening
Galileo
Galileo
- Galileo
- Galileo
Galileo, Figaro
Let me go-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy
Nobody loves me
He's just
a poor boy
From a poor family
Spare him his life
from this monstrosity
Whoa!
It's Phil.
Phil, what are you
doing here?
You're partied out,
man...again.
What if he honks
in the car?
I'm giving you
a no-honk guarantee.
Phil! Um...
if you're
going to spew,
spew into this.
Easy come, easy go
Will you let me go?
Bismillah
No! We will not
let you go
Let him go
Bismillah
We will not
let you go
Let him go
Bismillah
We will not
let you go
Let me go
We will not
let you go
Let me go
Let me go-o-o-o
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no
Oh, mama mia,
mama mia
Mama mia,
let me go
Beelzebub
Has a devil
put aside for me
For me
For me
So you think
you can stone me
And spit in my eye
So you think you
can love me and leave me
To die
Oh, baby
Garth, pull over.
Oh! Oh, man!
Come on!
Not again.
He does this
every Friday.
Stop torturing
yourself, man!
You'll never
afford it!
Live in
the now!
It will be mine.
Oh, yes.
It will be mine.
Ooh
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing
really matters
To me
Hey, Wayne's world!
Wayne's world! Party!
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
Excellent!
Way to go!
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
Party on, Wayne!
Hey, Campbell.
Uno momento, fellas.
Officer Kuharski,
how's it going?
Fine.
Say, I smell bacon.
Does anyone else
smell bacon?
Yeah, I
definitely smell
a pork product
of some type.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know
what you're doing, Campbell.
Bacon, pig, oink-oink,
police officer.
Ha ha ha.
I said that to cops
when I was your age.
Hey, what
are you up to?
I just pulled over
a tour bus
on its way to Chicago.
We had a tip there was
some drug smuggling going down.
We searched
the entire vehicle.
It was clean, so we proceeded
with body cavity searches.
No way.
Way! I inspected
12 individuals myself--
Inside and out.
Eeew!
Uhh!
Ugh!
O.K., this guy needs coffee
and crullers stat!
We got to get him
to Rampart.
Let's go!
This is
Stan Mikita's Donuts.
Excellent munchie post.
This is
the manager, Glen.
He's here
24 hours a day.
I recommend
the sugar pucks.
They're excellent.
Come on.
I'd never done
before that night.
Why is it if a man kills
another man in battle
it's called heroic?
Yet if he kills a man
in the heat of passion
it's called murder?
Hello! What do you
think you're doing?
Only me and Garth get
to talk to the camera.
Come on.
I don't really have too much
to say right now.
What's that?
Ohh! Ohh!
Hi, Mr.Withers.
How's the amusement park going?
Just great, Wayne.
Four coffees and
a half a dozen crullers, please.
And one jelly donut.
Hey, there's your girlfriend,
Garth. Yeah.
[ Tchaikovsky's Romeo And Juliet
Ow!
Excuse me.
I fell.
Don't you guys ever get tired
of ordering the same thing?
- No.
- No.
Uh-oh.
Don't look. Stacy.
Where?
Oh, God.
I made eye contact.
Psycho hose beast.
Happy anniversary, Wayne.
Stacy, we broke up
two months ago.
That doesn't mean
we can't still go out.
Well, it does, actually.
That's what
breaking up is.
You going to go
to the Gasworks tonight?
No!
- No!
- No!
Don't you want
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