Wayne's World 2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1993
- 95 min
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Extreme close-up!
OK. All right.
All right. Here we are
in our new surroundings,
the abandoned Acme Doll factory
in downtown Aurora, Illinois.
- An official babe lair.
- It'll be Chick Central.
I feel sorry for guys
who still live with their parents.
OK. You've probably noticed
we're on early tonight.
Usually, at this time on Aurora
Cable, you're watching Plant World.
They didn't want our 10:30 time slot.
But we were able to talk Plant World
into changing with Cooking World.
Although they didn't want to change.
Fortunately, White Supremacy World
was cancelled and the trades worked.
Finally, the reason we're on early
is because we're going to a concert
tonight in Chicago.
- Excellent.
- Yes.
Did I mention
that we'll be seeing Aerosmith?
Until next week,
- Party on, Wayne!
- Party on, Garth.
And we're out.
- All right! Let's move, people!
- All right. Garth!
- To the Mirthmobile.
- The Mirthmobile!
All right!
Hi. I'm Wayne Campbell. Excellent.
Welcome to Wayne's World 2.
Let me bring you up to speed.
Come on.
There's a lot to tell you,
so let's take the scenic route.
A year has passed. I'm a little older
and a little wiser.
I'm starting to get hair
I feel like
I'm turning into Sasquatch.
I still go out
with my girlfriend Cassandra.
right now.
Her career's really taking off.
You remember Cassandra, don't you?
What a babe! She'd give a dog a bone!
But you know,
even though I live on my own now,
everybody's really hassling me
to do something with my life.
To become an adult.
I feel like I'm in a John Hughes
"rites de passage" movie.
But what I'd really like to do
is something extraordinary.
Something big, something mega,
copious, capacious, cajunga.
But I'll probably
end up working at Great America,
mopping up hurl and lung butter.
You remember my best friend
Garth Algar, right?
I almost forgot.
This year, Garth finally got pubes.
You didn't tell them
about my pubes, did you?
No, of course not.
You are listening to WPIG, the Pig.
- All rock, all the time.
- WPIG Aurora.
Handsome Dan coming at you on
the short side of nine bells at WPIG,
America's rock authority. What do
you say we check in with Mr Scream?
God, Handsome Dan is so cool.
He must get a million chicks.
I bet he's totally studly and buffed.
With that voice,
he's gotta be a babe magnet.
Welcome to Mikita's.
How may I serve you?
I'd like 'rullers, 'ugar, 'ucks
and a Mikita 'cup...
And then I think I would like a large...
...with 'eam.
'elly donut and...
...raspberry and a 'nge drink?
- What?
- I'm sorry. And 'eaker 'oken.
- Let me recap the order.
A cruller, two sugar pucks,
orange drink, a box of five-holes.
- Yeah.
- Thank you. Drive around, please.
I'm so psyched.
Aerosmith's gonna kick ass!
But where are we supposed
to meet Cassandra?
Backstage laminates.
Encore! Encore!
Let's go!
Garth! Somebody just grabbed my butt!
- All right!
- I feel weird.
It's like a thousand fingers
urging you to let go.
- I'm having fun.
- Excellent!
- You guys wail! You guys rule, man!
- Lunch is here!
- Dude looks like a lady...
- So do you!
All right! Coming by!
Excuse me!
Where is the backstage area?
Excuse us. Excuse me.
They're cool.
- There she is. Cassandra!
- Campbell!
- Campbell!
- There she is.
- Sorry we couldn't sit together.
- No troubles. Great concert!
I want you to meet somebody.
This is Bobby Cahn of Sharp Records.
- Excellent.
- Good to see you.
- Bobby's my record producer.
- We must drop by the studio.
I don't have to tell you how
extremely talented Cassandra is.
You've heard, you've seen, you know.
Scott. I want you to meet someone.
Cassandra, this is Scott.
- Hi.
- And Dwayne.
- Actually, Wayne.
- Right.
- Bobby says you're very talented.
- I was saying the same thing.
I want to ask you something.
- Don't you hate schmoozing?
- Yes. I just despise it.
Stand back, please!
We're not worthy! We're not worthy!
- You're worthy. Get up.
- You guys were excellent tonight.
- Thanks a lot. We'll see you inside.
- We're planning on it.
Excellent.
Gotcha. Great. Hold on.
Excuse me.
- Jeez. Wayne, look.
- Garth, it's Heather locklear.
And she's signalling to us!
There is a God.
Heather be thy name.
Schwing!
- Bobby!
- Heather!
- Are you coming?
- Yeah, we're...
- This is Cassandra.
- Hello.
We're supposed to be in there.
- No, you're not.
- My girlfriend's in there.
A lot of people's girlfriends
are in there.
Denied.
Hi! Where are you from?
I'm from Wilmette.
I'm from Cicero.
Isn't it cool to be downtown?
Are you those guys
with that TV show in Aurora?
- Wayne's World?
- Wayne's World!
- No!
- You guys sure look like 'em.
If Wayne says we're not,
we're not, OK?
How long does it take
to get here from Aurora?
It takes me 40 minutes door-to-door.
My ma gave me a dollar and
dropped me off at the park-and-ride.
Dogs. Dogs.
...and Marilyn. Marilyn.
I saw the creature.
I saw the creature...
- Who are you?
- I'm Jim Morrison.
- Cool. Who's he?
Cool.
Why have you brought me here?
To help you find some answers, Wayne.
- Answers to what?
- Ask me a question.
Two trains travelling at 60mph, one
from Chicago, one from los Angeles...
No. Ask me a question
about your life.
What am I supposed to do
with my life?
You should put on a concert
in Aurora, Wayne.
- How will I get the bands to come?
- If you book them, they will come.
But I don't know
how to put on a concert.
You must go to England and find a man
named Del Preston,
the greatest roadie that ever lived.
He was with us in the good times
and the bad.
He'll help you. Any more questions?
Will Garth ever get his
Sports Illustrated football phone?
It was sent to the wrong house.
the swimsuit issue and the video,
The Stanley Cup - 100 Years of Glory.
How do I get back?
- Follow the weird naked Indian.
- Cool.
Wake up, Wayne!
Garth! I just had the most vivid
and powerful dream of my life.
Last night, Jim Morrison spoke to me.
He told me that the purpose
of my life was to put on a concert.
Guess what finally came in the mail?
I guess they sent it
to the wrong house.
My Sports Illustrated
football phone...
- Oh, my God!
- Cool.
My Sports Illustrated
swimsuit issue...
Oh, my God.
...and the History of the
Stanley Cup - 100 Years of Glory.
Garth, it's a sign!
We will put on a concert.
Oh, yes. We will put on a concert.
This must be the place.
Maybe we should've called Cassandra
before we dropped by.
Garth, it's us. No one'll hassle us.
Cassandra needs the encouragement.
Excuse me, what are you guys
doing here in the street?
in the crates.
Jim makes sure we have
plenty of watermelons.
So you're selling watermelons?
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