Wayne's World Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1992
- 94 min
- 6,349 Views
to open your present?
If it's a severed head,
I'll be very upset.
Open it.
O.K.
O.K.
What is it?
It's a gun rack.
A gun rack?
A gun rack.
Yeah, great.
I don't
even own a gun,
let alone many guns
that would necessitate
an entire rack.
What am I going to do
with a gun rack?
You don't like it, fine.
[ Slurp ]
Wayne, if you're not careful,
you're going
to lose me.
I lost you
two months ago.
Are you mental?
We broke up.
Get the net!
Wayne!
Hey!
How you doing?
Garth!
Tiny, who's
playing tonight?
Jolly Green Giants,
The Shitty Beatles.
The Shitty Beatles--
are they any good?
They suck.
Then it's not just
a clever name?
Who else?
Crucial Taunt,
and they're just finishing the set.
I hear they can wail.
You're right.
Party on.
Party on.
Yo!
All right!
Now, dig this, baby!
You don't
care for me
I don't
care about that
This is the Gasworks,
an excellent
heavy metal bar.
Always a babe fest.
And they got
a pool table, too.
Let me stand
next to your fire
Party! Whoo!
Yeow! Party!
Excuse me.
Whoo!
Let me stand
next to your fire
Let me stand
Let me stand
next to your fire
Excuse me.
Um, excuse me.
What?
I'd like to get by now.
Get out of my face,
you little dweeb.
Ohh!
Ow!
I have only one
itchin' desire
Let me stand
next to your fire
Ohh
Let me stand
next to your fire
[ Mission:
ImpossibleTheme Plays ]
You don't
care for me
I don't care
about that
You got a new fool,
I like it like that
I have only
one burnin' desire
Let me stand
next to your fire
Excuse me.
Hey, let me stand
next to your fire
What do you want,
you little dweeb?
Oh, let me stand
next to your fire
Aah!
Thank you.
You say your mama
ain't home
It ain't my concern
Just don't play with me
and you won't get burned
Oh, dream weaver
I believe you can
get me through--
She's a babe!
Schwing!
Ohh
Yeah
Ohh
Ohh, ohh
Ohh
Hey
Ow, ow! Ha ha!
Hyah!
Yeah.
Ow! All right.
Ohh.
I love this woman.
Hey, Raymond, club soda
with a lime, please.
And would you
get me a towel?
Boy, you really wail.
Thanks.
Hey, you're that
party time guy on TV.
Wayne, right?
Yes, and you are?
Cassandra.
Cassandra.
Rough night, huh?
Everybody's kung fu fighting.
Yeah. Well,
nice meeting you.
Hey, hold on!
Can I call you sometime?
You got 5 bucks,
you can come to the rent party.
It's at my loft.
I'm there.
I got to go.
The club owner's trying to dick me
out of some money.
O.K. O.K.
See how many
people I--
That bass player's
a babe.
She makes me feel
kind of funny,
like when we used
to climb the rope in gym class.
You said I get
cash up front.
She will be mine.
Oh, yes.
She will be mine.
Pardon me.
Do you have
any Grey Poupon?
Garth,
just sit there.
He's going to put
that on your melon.
O.K., but
just a trim.
Don't buzz me,
all right?
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh!
Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!
Oh, no!
Russell, stop the tape.
So, what do you think?
a davenport in a basement.
I'm not sponsoring this.
I got spots on Love Boat,
but this?
What is this?
Mr.Vanderhoff,
this is your audience.
They're the same kids
that line up at Noah's Arcade.
It looks so cheesy.
That's where
I come in.
Russell's
our best producer.
He does Chicago P.M.
with Elaine Ronkey,
Sunshine Saturday,
The African-American Digest.
Never heard of that.
It's on very late.
It won several awards.
I think I'll stick
with Love Boat.
If I may,
speaking from
a producer / director standpoint,
kids can relate
to this show.
These guys
aren't phonies.
Kids can spot phonies.
They're very smart.
Kids know dick.
I watch them
in my arcades.
They stand like
laboratory rats
hitting the feeder bar
to get food pellets.
As long as they pump in quarters,
who gives a sh*t?
Let me ask you something.
What's your single biggest problem
in the arcade business?
Well, uh, keeping the customer
informed of new product.
Like, we have a new game
called Zantar.
Zantar is a gelatinous cube
that eats warriors
in a medieval village.
Every time
it eats a chieftain
you ascend
to a higher level.
Beauty part is you can't
get to the next level.
The kids keep
coughing up quarters.
Gelatinous cube
eats village--
I think it's terrific.
You know, I know nothing
about video games.
I found what you
just said riveting.
Well, I do
my own commercials.
I did not know that.
I don't mention the games
in the commercials
because the technology moves
much faster than the advertising.
I did not realize that.
Russell, did you
realize that?
No, I did not
realize that.
So, Mr.Vanderhoff,
let me see if I'm
hearing you correctly.
Are you saying
that if you had a spot,
say on a weekly show,
that you could
come on the show
and update the kids
on exactly what was new
in your arcade?
Yeah, that's it.
I'm impressed.
Wow!
Noah's Arcade presents
Wayne's World.
I think
that's brilliant.
Brilliant.
Well, thank you.
We'll get right to work
on this.
We'll send the contracts
over to your office.
We'll be in touch.
Oh.
I'd like
Oh, of course you would.
I wouldn't have it
any other way.
She'll validate.
Thank you.
He's in.
Stop it!
You're scaring me.
Oh, cool. You're learning
Cassandra's language.
I've never seen you so mental
over a girl before.
Marriage is punishment
for shoplifting in some countries.
O.K., you passed inspection.
All right.
Just barely.
Uh, O.K., that's 42.57, Wayne--
parts and labor.
No way.
Brutal.
Oh, O.K.
There you go.
All right,
we got it.
That's not enough.
What?
We got...that.
That's good,
but I need more.
Oh, man!
Why don't you use a gun?
It's not my fault.
Come on.
I suppose it's
society's fault?
More.
[ RRRrrrr ]
Cool.
All right.
Here's an extra dollar.
You guys should have been
at Gasworks on Friday.
Yeah, we were there.
There was this band--
Crucial Taunt--
They had this megababe
for a lead singer. Unreal!
Phil, we were there.
Have you gone mental?
Hello?
Here you go.
Cool!
You think it's wise
to sell a show we don't own?
By tonight, we will.
Ah!
Excuse me.
Do you know where
That'd be privileged
information.
We just want to know
where they broadcast from.
Are you a friend
or a relative?
We're neither.
Russell, I may not have
grown up around here,
but I understand these people.
This must be the place.
O.K., we're just about
out of time, right?
But first let's give
a Wayne's World salute
Claudia Schiffer.
Schwing!
Schwing!
Tent pole!
She's a babe.
She's magically
babe-licious.
She tested very high
on the strokability scale.
Mmrreowww!
Ssss.
Are you through yet?
I'm getting tired
of holding this.
Yeah, that's
what she said.
O.K., so, Claudia Schiffer,
we salute you.
- Scha-wing!
- Scha-wing!
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