Wayne's World Page #3
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1992
- 94 min
- 6,349 Views
That's all the time
we have this week.
Until then, good night.
Party on, Wayne.
Wayne's World
Wayne's World
Party time
Excellent
[ Guitar Riff ]
And...we're clear.
O.K. Excellent show,
everyone.
[ Garth ]
Excellent.
Great show.
Wayne, Benjamin Kane.
Regional program director
for Oliver Communications.
Oh, hello.
I'm Russell Finley.
Maybe we can go somewhere
and get acquainted.
Russell,
get to know the crew.
You know anywhere nice?
Hi.
Hi.
Let me get this
out of the way--
I'm a big fan.
You are?
As I see it, your show's
capable of so much more.
We'll try harder, O.K.?
Give us a second chance.
Don't cancel us
without a second chance.
Garth, relax, all right?
Your pills?
He can't cancel us.
We're on public access.
Can I be honest?
My job, it's usually
such a bore,
but the other day something
incredible happened.
What happened?
Noah Vanderhoff,
owner of the largest
video arcade chain in Chicago,
is in my office
asking me what's with
this show Wayne's World
I hear so much about?
I have your shows on tape.
I said I'm a fan.
I put a show in.
He literally jumped
out of his seat.
- Cool.
- Cool.
He wants to sponsor
the show,
put you on our station,
and pay you
a huge salary.
He doesn't realize
you're both artists.
You're not interested
in money.
No, we're not
interested in money.
That's what I told him.
But he said take them
two cashier's checks anyway
so they know I'm serious.
I may be wasting my time,
but here I am
with the contract
and two cashier's checks
for $5,000 each.
Exsqueeze me?
Baking powder?
You're going to pay us
for doing Wayne's World?
Give me the word.
I'll tear up
these checks.
[ Chokes ]
No! No!
He shoots,
he scores!
Want to look
at the contracts?
Yes.
Do you have a lawyer?
Yes. Uh...no.
We're between
lawyers right now.
Our first lawyer
screwed our affairs so badly.
That's right. I walked
right into that office,
I grabbed him
by his big fat head,
and I said I'm not going to jail
for you or anybody.
Exactly.
Can I have an opportunity
to peruse that contract
before we sign it?
Hmm.
Yes.
Yes.
I like what
you've done here.
Ah. Hmm.
Yes.
Yes.
Um, I dropped my pen.
I'm not so sure about...
Oh, I see. I see.
Hi. Um, does this seem weird?
Why does this guy
have contracts?
Ever see
The Twilight Zone
where the guy
signed a contract,
they cut out his tongue,
put it in a jar,
and it wouldn't die?
It grew and pulsated
and gave birth to baby tongues.
Pretty cool, huh?
I got to go.
I like this part.
I feel we can work with you
on this project.
You've made Mr.Vanderhoff
a very happy man.
To Wayne's World.
- To Wayne's World.
- To Wayne's World.
We got $5,000
We got $5,000
We got $5,000
We got $5,000
- Hey, Wayne.
- Check it out.
We got $5,000
We got $5,000
Ain't got no reason
For reaction
Party!
Whoo!
Ain't got no reason
for distraction
Great party, huh, guys?
Love the way
that you love me, baby
Love the way
that you stare
Uh-oh. Stacy alert.
by her tractor beam.
I got to go.
We got to go.
Ooh, if you dare
Don't be afraid
to love me
Anywhere
Dream weaver
I believe you can get me
through the night
Don't be afraid
to love me
Anywhere
Won't you touch me
Won't you love me
Just let me know
God, she's amazing.
I'll be there
Wayne, Wayne, Garth told me
about the show, man.
I love you, man.
Yeah, and I love you,
too, Terry.
No, I mean it, man.
I love you.
No, I mean it.
I love you.
No, you don't, man.
Why don't you love me
Garth, come over here.
Terry has something
to say to you.
I love you, man.
Thank you.
Oh
I'll be there
Oh, I'll be there
Oh, I'll be there
Your vocals
are incredible.
Thanks.
You have a very
interesting look.
Aha.
Oh, I'm not trying
to pick up on you.
Good thing.
No, I'm producing
a television show.
It's in Chicago.
Very late night.
We're looking
for a musical act.
Here's my card.
Is there a number
I can reach you at?
We got fliers at the door.
Hello.
So hot and bothered
Hot and bothered
Wayne?
Hi, Wayne.
Hi.
Want to go somewhere
and talk?
Sure.
What's going on in there?
Just a minute.
We'd like to go
to the bathroom, please.
In this century.
How long
you been waiting?
Like an hour now.
Uh...
Hi, Garth.
Uh...
hi.
I'm looking for Wayne.
this difficult phase.
You know what I think?
That you're mental?
You know him best.
What should I do?
Get over it. Go out
with somebody else.
Get over it. Go out
with somebody else.
Yeah, thanks.
O.K., great.
Hi.
So who's
this guy Benjamin?
Only one of the most
important producers in television.
He's ahead of his time.
We've signed with him.
He's based in Chicago.
He's interested
in the band.
Of course.
I love your band.
You guys wail.
Thanks.
You guys kick ass.
You're Double Live Gonzo!
Intensity in Ten Cities.
Live at Budokan.
If you got a break,
you could make it.
And if a frog
had wings,
he wouldn't bump his ass
when he hopped.
Interesting.
Where did you
learn English?
College...
and the Police Academy movies.
Ah.
Cassandra...
I've got something
I want to say to you.
Campbell, that's amazing.
You learned to say
I look pretty in Cantonese.
Hi, Wayne.
Hello, Stacy.
Sit right here.
[ Stacy ] Kiss me.
You make me laugh.
Can I call you?
Anytime.
Look out!
- Aah!
- Aah!
Oops.
[ Whistling The Theme
To Star Trek ]
Sometimes I wish
where no man's
gone before,
but I'll probably
stay in Aurora.
What are you
thinking about?
Cassandra.
She's a fox.
In French,
she'd be called la renard.
She'd be hunted with only
She's a babe.
She's a robo-babe.
In Latin, she'd be called
babia majora.
If she were
a president,
she'd be
Babe-raham Lincoln.
Did you ever find
Bugs Bunny attractive
when he'd put on a dress
and play a girl bunny?
No.
No.
Neither did I.
I was just asking.
O.K., O.K.,
keep looking up.
O.K.
- Aah!
- Aah!
Whoo!
Whoo-hoo!
Whoo-hoo-hoo!
Guys, I will be talking
to the cameraman
on the headset.
Terry will give you
hand cues.
Excuse me, Russell,
but I believe
I requested the hand job.
Let's go on.
The cue is--
watch carefully--
5...4...3...
You didn't say 2 or 1.
You don't say 2 or 1.
Why not?
You just don't, O.K.?
Now, it goes...
5...4...3...
Good. O.K., good.
- Ow!
- Ow!
We're ready
for rehearsal,
unless there are
any questions.
Yeah, um...does this
I mean, we're looking down
on Wayne's basement,
only that's not
Wayne's basement.
Isn't that weird?
That's twisted.
That's weird, man,
that's weird.
Garth, that was a haiku.
- Russell.
- Control room.
Oh, hello, Benjamin.
Just finishing up
with the Vanderhoffs.
They'd like to look
at rehearsal
and make sure we're
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