Wayne's World Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1992
- 94 min
- 6,376 Views
Not a good idea, sir.
Great.
Come in.
Your landing gear is down.
Just put that down.
Ow.
Just go away, guys.
Hey, hey, hey!
Russell's excited
you're coming to the studio.
Oh, the studio.
That's where
the magic happens.
You've worked
in television?
No, I watch a lot.
Of course you do.
You're creative.
She came up with the name
Noah's Arcade.
I just opened my mouth
and out it came.
You're a lucky man,
Mr.Vanderhoff.
Bring in the blue screen.
Let's try one.
Ready to cue
Wayne and Garth, and go.
O.K.
In 5...4...3...
Good, Terry.
Wayne, Garth,
don't count along.
We see your mouths moving.
Again.
In 5...4...3...
Guys?
You're nodding.
Once again, Terry.
In 5...4...3...2...
Welcome to Wayne's World.
Party on, Garth.
Party on, Wayne.
We got a new feature
on Wayne's World
which allows us to travel
through time and space.
It's called chromakey,
and it's really handy
if you want
to go to...New York.
We're in New York!
I got a gun. Let's go
to a Broadway show.
I guess kids get this?
Oh, they love it.
Muka laka hickey.
Come on, you wanna lay me.
Pass the poi. Mahalo.
Or say you want
to go to Texas.
Howdy, partners.
Let's raise and rope broncos.
Let's go down
to the floor.
Howdy, y'all.
whisked away to...
Delaware.
Hi.
I'm in Delaware.
Noah and Mimi Vanderhoff,
and Garth Algar.
Pleasure to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Garth, how do you like
being in a real studio?
It's like a new
pair of underwear.
At first
it's constrictive,
but after a while,
it becomes a part of you.
I got to go.
O.K.
No, no, no. Please.
Wayne, I used to be
in meat packing.
Lips and hooves.
One day, I had
a four-hour layover in Tulsa.
These kids in the airport
kept pumping quarters
into a game called Pong.
They must've gone
through 50 bucks.
I sat there watching
and said, "Hell, I'm in
the wrong business."
15 years later,
I'm a millionaire.
It's so huge.
Thanks.
Do I frighten you?
No.
Do you want me to?
Noah, I love you
on that couch.
You think?
Noah does
all his own commercials.
Yeah, I got a new one
where I rap.
Come bust a move
where the games are played
It's chill,
it's fresh
It's Noah's Arcade
What do you think of that?
I'd have to say...
ass sphincter says what?
What?
A sphincter says what?
What?
Exactly.
We've got a lunch.
That's what I think of it.
It's been a pleasure.
May I say I've had
a thrilling day.
You may.
Shall we?
And may I say
your wife's a babe.
Thank you.
We have a table.
[ Woof Woof ]
What is it, girl?
[ Woof ]
Aliens have
kidnapped Wayne?
[ Woof ]
Oh, I misunderstood.
Wayne's outside.
Thanks, girl.
O.K.
Game on.
Game on.
Game on.
He shoots, he scores!
1 for 1.
Crowd is going wild!
[ Honk Honk ]
- Car.
- Car.
Game on.
Game on.
O.K., let's go.
Worsley cuts down the angle.
Gretzky shoots!
Oh, Gretzky is denied!
Choked on the open net.
Wayne?
Yeah?
Do you feel Benjamin's
not one of us?
Good call.
It's as if Benjamin
wants us to be liked
by everyone.
Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes
that everyone liked.
They left that
to the Bee Gees.
[ Honk Honk ]
- Car.
- Car.
Game on.
Game on.
Uh-oh. Incoming.
Stacy, 10:
00.Hi, Wayne.
Hi.
Hey, are you all right?
Oops.
[ Wayne ]
And she's O.K.
Game on.
Yeah, game on.
You know, Garth,
you and I have
never really talked.
O.K.
You know, I love
what you do on the show.
I look at you,
and I just laugh and laugh.
Uh-huh.
Let me run this by you
because you're a sharp guy.
I'm thinking about
giving Vanderhoff
a weekly interview
on the show.
How would you feel
about making a change?
We fear change.
And Stops ]
Cassandra,
I have to say it--
You look excellent.
Thanks. I've been so busy
lately with my band,
I thought I was
getting meningitis.
I thought I had mono
for an entire year.
It turned out I was
just really bored.
You're so fine
You're so fine,
you blow my mind
Excuse me?
I'm sorry. It's the last song
I heard this morning.
I hate when that happens.
Hey, Mickey,
you're so fine
You're so fine,
you blow my mind
Hey, Mickey
Hey, Mickey
Hey, Mickey,
you're so fine
You're so fine,
you blow my mind
Hey, Mickey
I think I'm going
to put on some tunes.
Hey, when did you
get the CD player?
When we got the money.
So big boy said
you are bad news
We're tired of mama
bein' confused
It's plain to see
we rock 'n' roll
If you don't like it,
got to move
There it is--
Excalibur.
Wow. '64 Fender Stratocaster
in classic white
with triple single coil pickups
and a whammy bar.
Pre-CBS Fender
corporate buy-out.
I'd raise the bridge,
file down the nut,
and take the buzz
out of the low "E."
God, I love this woman.
Hi, Garth.
Where's the clerk?
I know. I'll use
the "May I help you" riff.
May I help you?
Yes, my good man.
I'd like to look at this
Fender Stratocaster, please.
Oh, really? Again?
Yes.
Careful.
No Stairway.
Denied!
Wow.
You're...amazing, dude.
Thanks.
I like to play.
[ Ting ]
Excuse me. Wayne.
Can I put the Fender
back now, please?
Not today, my good man.
I'm feeling saucy.
Do you accept... cash?
Cha-ching.
Have you spoken to Wayne
about the Vanderhoff spot?
Yes. Briefly.
He was not very receptive.
Oh, really? Well, I'll explain
to him that it's not a choice,
that it's in his contract.
Oh. Well, Wayne
will understand that right away.
Not.
Excuse me.
I mean, there's two
Darrin Stevens, right?
Dick York, Dick Sargent.
Yeah, right, as if
we wouldn't notice.
Well, hold on.
Dick York. Dick Sargent.
Sergeant York.
Wow, that's weird.
Wayne.
Listen, we need to have
a talk about Vanderhoff.
The fact is,
he's the sponsor
and you signed a contract
guaranteeing him
certain concessions, one of them
being a spot on the show.
That's where I see things
just a little differently.
Contract or no, I will
not bow to any sponsor.
I'm sorry
you feel that way,
but basically,
it's the nature of the beast.
Maybe I'm wrong
on this one,
but for me, the beast
Garth, you know what
I'm talking about, right?
It's, like, people only do things
because they get paid,
and that's
just really sad.
I can't talk about it anymore.
It's giving me a headache.
Here. Take two of these.
Ah. Nuprin.
Little. Yellow.
Different.
You can stay here
in the big leagues
and play by the rules
or go back to
the farm club in Aurora.
It's your choice.
Yes. And it's the choice
of a new generation.
And her name was Cassandra
Yeah.
Anything wrong, Davey?
Yeah. I got paid today.
Oh, yeah, I know
what that's like.
No. You don't understand.
They laid me off.
I got one of these.
I know how that feels.
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