Wayne's World Page #5
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1992
- 94 min
- 6,417 Views
Know what
I'd like to do?
Yeah, I know what
you'd like to do--
Find the guy
that did it,
rip his still beating
heart out of his chest
and show him how black it is
before he dies.
Actually, I was thinking
about filing a grievance
with the union.
Well, the world's
a twisted place.
Hi.
- Hey, Garth.
- How's it going?
Good.
Hey. There she is.
[ Tchaikovsky's Romeo And Juliet
Fantasy Overture Plays ]
Aah!
I must've slipped.
Wayne, um...
what do you do
if every time you see this
one incredible woman,
you think
you're going to hurl?
I say hurl.
If you blow chunks
and she comes back, she's yours.
If you spew
and she bolts,
it was never
meant to be.
Oh...I'm not ready yet.
I got to be comfortable
with me first.
[ Cassandra ]
Why don't you just go talk to her?
Talk to her?
Talk to her?
[ Jimi Hendrix's
Foxy Lady Begins ]
Foxy.
Foxy.
Uh, you know
you are a
Cute little
heartbreaker
Ha!
Foxy.
Yeah.
And you know
you are a
Sweet little lovemaker
Ha!
Foxy.
I wanna take you home
Yeah
I won't do you no harm
You've got to be
all mine
All mine
Ooh! Foxy lady
Here I come, baby.
Im comin' to get ya.
Why don't you just
go talk to her?
Go talk to her?
Go talk to her?
Garth?
Camera one.
Camera two.
Camera one.
Camera two.
Camera one, camera two.
Camera one,
camera two.
Ha ha ha! Don't.
Camera one,
camera two.
[ Giggling ]
Tell me...when that
first show is over,
will you still love me when I'm
an incredibly humongoid, giant star?
Yeah.
What about when I'm in my
hanging-out-with-Ravi-Shankar phase?
Yeah.
And when I'm in my
carbohydrate-sequin-jumpsuit,
young-girls-
in-white-cotton-panties,
waking-up-in-a-pool-
of-your-own-vomit,
bloated, purple,
dead-on-a-toilet phase?
Yeah.
O.K. Party. Bonus.
[ Telephone Rings ]
Yeah?
Oh, hi, Anthony.
Who's Anthony?
Who's Anthony?
My drummer.
O.K.
You what?
No. I told you next week
we'll be doing
a music video.
Do you mind?
This is business.
Hey, you want to be a busboy
the rest of your life?
Well, then talk
to your boss.
Look, this guy Benjamin's putting up
serious money for this thing.
Yeah.
Happy birthday
Mr.President
Happy birthday
To you
Work it out, O.K.?
Just-- no,
just be there.
O.K. Bye.
You a**hole!
Oh!
Whoo!
Excellent.
Rrr! Rrska, rrska!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!
So motion to me
That you wanted me
Hey. All right.
Glad you could make it.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
Cool.
Yes. This is definitely
the type of place
I'm going to get
when I move out
of my parents' house.
Oh, you have a terrace!
Yeah. Go on out.
I'll get the Dom Perignon.
What's goin' on...
What floor is this?
Um...the 23rd.
Oh.
Oh.
You know...
Cassandra...
from this height,
you could really
hawk a lugie on someone.
[ Prepares To Spit ]
I feel so free up here.
Costs a lot
to live this free.
[ Wayne ]
This might be a tangent, right,
but it's something
I've been thinking about...
Hi. If I had a girl
like Cassandra,
I wouldn't bring her here.
I mean,
look at this place.
This is a fully
functional babe lair.
Chicks are helpless
against its powers.
Let's check it out.
I don't believe I've ever had
French champagne before.
Oh, actually,
all champagne is French.
It's named
after the region.
Otherwise,
it's sparkling white wine.
Americans,
of course,
don't recognize
the convention,
so they call all their
sparkling whites champagne,
even though by definition
they're not.
Ah, yes. It's a lot like
Star Trek:
The Next Generation.In many ways,
it's superior,
but will never be as recognized
as the original.
Aha. What's this?
How To Pick Up Chicks.
How To Meet Women.
He's smooth.
Aha.
"Daily reminder--
"Thursday.
"Purchase feeble
public access cable show
and exploit it."
Whoa. I feel sorry
for whoever that is.
Let's look over here.
"Ribbed for her pleasure."
Ewww!
The show looks great.
Mr.Vanderhoff's very excited.
I'm very excited.
I think the show's
going to be a huge hit
all over the Chicagoland area.
I want you and Garth
to have these tickets
to Alice Cooper's concert
tomorrow night
in Milwaukee.
Wow. Backstage passes.
Whoa. All-access backstage
with Alice Cooper?
Thank you.
Take the day off.
Enjoy yourselves.
Well, what about Cassandra?
She and I
have work to do.
Here's to your success.
No. Here's to Benjamin.
Mmm-- who wants
Chinese takeout?
I know a great place.
I'll have the cream
of sum yung guy.
Mmm!
Cassandra,
why don't you order?
No. I'm sure whatever
you order will be fine.
Oh. O.K.
[ Speaking Cantonese ]
[ Speaking Cantonese ]
[ Speaking Cantonese ]
Mountain Dew.
Pepsi Cola.
[ Speaking Cantonese ]
This guy is good.
Picked up a little Cantonese
while in the orient.
You sound a lot like you're from
Kowloon Bay as opposed to Hong Kong.
I was born
in Kowloon Bay.
There you have it.
This guy's really good.
Well, I want
to tell you about me
I asked you to stay
And still you leave
Well, I may look
lonely and blue
But I've been here
waitin' for you
And I
Want an answer or two
Why you wanna break
my heart?
Ooh, ooh, why you
wanna break my heart?
Ooh, ooh, why you
wanna break my heart?
Ooh, ooh, why you
wanna break my heart?
Sounds great!
Thanks.
You got a minute?
Sure. You guys hang out.
I came by to drop off
the contract for the video.
Oh, great.
I never really got a chance
to say thank you.
You've been very generous.
It's been my pleasure.
Listen, I thought if
you were done here
that maybe we could spend
the afternoon together.
Take a long, long ride
with yourself
We should be pretty
close to Milwaukee by now.
Take a long, long ride
with yourself
Do you like
what you see...
Look! There's
Shotz Brewery!
Cool!
1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8...
schlemiel,
schlemazel.
Hausenpfeffer
Incorporated.
We're gonna do it
- Aah!
- Aah!
Give us any chance,
we'll take it
Read us any rule,
we'll break it
We're gonna make
our dreams come true
Doin' it our way
Nothing's gonna
turn us back now
Straight ahead
and on the track now
We're gonna make
our dreams come true
Doin' it our way
Hey, wait a minute.
What are we doing?
Yeah! We got backstage passes
for Alice Cooper!
Feed my Frankenstein
[ Cheering ]
Well, I ain't evil
I'm just good-lookin'
I started the fire
Baby, start cookin'
I'm a hungry man
But I don't want pizza
I'll blow down your house
And then I'm gonna eat ya
Bring you to a simmer
Right on time
And run my greasy fingers
Up your greasy spine
Feed my Frankenstein
Do you want to go backstage?
She's a psycho
Yeah. Let's go back now
and beat the crowd.
Feed my Frankenstein
Hungry for love
And it's feedin' time,
baby, whoa, whoa
Oh, yeah
Feed my Frankenstei-ei-ein
Where you going?
Got a pass.
- Yay!
- Backstage passes, yeah!
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
Whoo! Ha ha ha!
Feed my Frankenstein
Uh-oh. I think
we took a wrong turn,
'cause we're outside now.
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