Wayne's World Page #8

everyone attack

And it turned into

a ballroom blitz

And the girl in the corner said,

boy, I wanna warn ya

It'll turn into

a ballroom blitz

Ballroom blitz

Ballroom blitz

I'm reachin' out

for somethin'

Touchin' nothin's

all I ever do

I softly call you over

When you appear

There's nothin' left

of you

Now the man at the back

is ready to crack

as he raises his hands

to the sky,

and the girl in the corner

is everyone's mourner.

She could kill you

with a wink of her eye.

Oh, yeah

It was electric

So frightfully hectic

And the band

started leaping

'Cause they all

stopped breathing

Yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

And the man at the back said,

everyone attack

And it turned

into a ballroom blitz

And the girl in the corner said,

boy, I wanna warn ya

It'll turn into

a ballroom blitz

Ballroom blitz

Ballroom blitz

Waaa...

Ow!

Waaaow!

Whoo!

Yeah!

Ha ha ha ow!

Hi. I'm Frankie Sharp,

Sharp Records.

I saw your performance

in my limo.

I've seen a lot

of acts in my day,

and although

you're extremely beautiful,

I just think

it's the wrong time.

I'm sorry.

You screwed my career.

I always knew

you were small-time.

Wayne, I'm pregnant.

That's why I've been so moody.

Whoa!

Look! Fire!

Let's get out of here!

Whoa!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Why, God?

Why?

Last night was the most

incredible night

of my life.

You were terrific.

You didn't really think

she'd end up with Wayne, did you?

[ Skidding ]

As if.

As if we'd end the movie

like that. Yeah!

Let's do

the Scooby-Doo ending.

Good call.

Doodle-oo! Doodle-oo!

Doodle-oo! Doodle-oo!

Doodle-oo! Doodle-oo!

Doodle-oo!

[ Music Plays ]

Waaaow!

Hi. Frankie Sharp,

Sharp Records.

I just saw your performance

in my limo.

Wow! We got through.

Well, that wraps it up,

but there's

one last thing.

Let's just see who

you really are, mister.

It's Old Man Withers, the guy who

runs the haunted amusement park!

I would have

got away with it

if it hadn't been

for you snooping kids!

[ Imitates Scooby-Doo ]

Good one, Shaggy.

Excellent

Scooby-Doo ending.

I think we should do

the megahappy ending.

The megahappy ending.

That's doable.

Doodle-oo!

Doodle-oo! Doodle-oo!

Doodle-oo! Doodle-oo!

Doodle-oo! Doodle-oo!

[ Music Plays ]

Waaaow!

I'm Frankie Sharp,

Sharp Records.

I saw your performance

in my limo.

I must tell you,

it was terrific.

In fact, I think

it's so good,

I'm going to give you

a six-album deal.

See you in my office.

I love you, Wayne.

I love you, Cassandra.

I love you, Garth.

I love you, dreamwoman.

You know, ever since

I did your show,

kids are looking at me

in a whole new way.

I love you, man.

And I love you,

because I've learned

that Platonic love

can exist between two grown men.

And I've learned

something, too.

I've learned

that a flawless profile,

a perfect body,

the right clothes,

and a great car

can get you far in America--

almost to the top--

but it can't get you everything.

Isn't it great

that we're all better people?

- Fishnet!

- Fishnet!

Fishnet!

Fishnet!

Wayne's World

It's party time

It's excellent

Chicks go mental

when we go down the street

It's Wayne and Garth

that they wanna meet

We're in the basement

playin' with our toys

Oh, if you do not like it,

you're a sphincter boy

Wayne's World

Wayne's World

It's party time

It's excellent

Wayne's World

Wayne's World

It's party time

It's excellent

Excellent movie.

All right.

Yeah. Good one.

Well, that's all the time

we have for our movie.

We hope you found it

entertaining,

whimsical and yet relevant,

with an underlying

revisionist conceit

that belied the film's

emotional attachments

to the subject matter.

I just hope

you didn't think it sucked.

O.K. So thank you

for coming.

Good night and party on.

Party on, Wayne.

Party on, Garth.

Wayne's World

Wayne's World

It's party time

It's excellent

Wayne's World

Wayne's World

It's party time

It's excellent

Chicks go mental

when we go down the street

It's Wayne and Garth

that they wanna meet

We're in the basement

playin' with our toys

Oh, if you do not like it

you're a sphincter boy

Wayne's World

Wayne's World

It's party time

It's excellent

Wayne's World

Wayne's World

It's party time

It's excellent

We might grow old,

we might get in a rut

Yeah, right, and monkeys

might fly out of our butts

The right to party is

a battle we have fought

So we'll surrender

and go Amish...not!

Wayne's World

Wayne's World

It's party time

It's excellent

Wayne's World

Wayne's World

It's party time

It's excellent

Chicks go mental

Chicks go mental

Chicks go mental

Chicks go mental

Chicks go mental

You know,

I don't think

anyone's going to

tell us when to leave.

Yeah. Good call, Garth.

I'll bet we're just

going to sit here,

and when they're finished,

they'll fade to black.

I can't believe

they did that.

I told ya.

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