Wayne's World 2 Page #2
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1993
- 95 min
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No, we just make sure there's plenty
stacked. Just like the chickens.
- What do they do?
- They walk past with this glass.
That's... weird.
You got to wonder
if this is gonna pay off later on.
- Cool.
- It's OK.
with Bobby. He can wail.
Give them a few minutes.
They're working on it.
The label figures
you got three singles on this one.
- They want you to come to the coast.
- Excellent.
Not bad for a little girl
from Hong Kong.
- What brings you here, Wayne?
- I had to tell Cassandra something.
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
Last night I had a dream. We're gonna
put on a concert in Aurora.
- That's a great idea.
- Yeah. It's a festival.
- A festival?
- A festival. You heard the man.
- Charming. What's it called?
- What's it called? It's called...
It's called...
- It's called Waynestock.
- Waynestock.
Who's going to be there?
- Who else?
Me and Wayne.
- And...
- And...
- Van Halen.
- Van Halen. Who else?
Yeah. Who else?
An old man fashioning a kayak
out of a log...?
- What?
- No! Rip Taylor!
Rip Taylor's gonna be there.
Rip Taylor? He's a God in my country.
He gets mobbed in the street.
Great, 'cause he's gonna be there.
I thought maybe you could play, too.
- I would be honoured.
- I wouldn't commit just yet.
You got some real gigs coming up.
Real gigs!
Real gigs?
Lx-nay on the condescension-ay
there, Chet.
- Bobby, can I ask you a question?
- What is it, Garth?
A sphincter says what?
I said, a sphincter says what?
You want me to say "what",
like I don't get it. Is that it?
Is that it?
Oh, dear. Last guy didn't get.
You big. You big.
We small. We better go.
- Where are you going?
- England!
I can't believe Paramount is paying
to fly us to England.
I thought they'd use doubles.
- Here we are at Piccadilly Circus.
- What a shitty circus.
Good call. There's no animals
or clowns.
What a rip-off.
Let's go to Buckingham Palace.
Does Princess Di still live here?
She is such a babe.
Did Jim Morrison give you
Del Preston's exact address?
- He said exactly london, England.
- OK.
I don't know about this, Wayne.
- Del?
- Hello?
- Are you Del Preston?
- I might be. Who are you?
- My name's Wayne Campbell.
- I'm Garth Algar.
That's terribly fascinating, man,
but you woke me up.
How can you sleep like that?
Listen, Sonny Jim, sleeping like this
will add 10 years to your life.
I learned it from Keith Richards
when I toured with the Stones.
That may be why Keith cannot be
killed by conventional weapons.
- How can I be of assistance?
- You're gonna think I'm nuts, but...
...someone visited me in a dream
and told me that Del Preston
would help me put on a concert
in Aurora, Illinois.
A concert?
I'm afraid you've been misinformed.
I don't do that any more.
I'm just an old geezer.
What do I know about music today?
When I was working,
it was all bands like Eric Clapton
and the Rolling Stones.
It's not like the Grateful Dead
are still touring, is it?
- Actually...
- Garth.
Look at this scrapbook.
- That's you with led Zeppelin.
- Yeah.
My old lady put that together.
We must've toured every concert hall
and venue in America,
me, my old lady and the road.
- Is that you and Bob Dylan?
- Yeah.
- Who's the old lady?
- That's my old lady.
It was fun,
but those days are gone forever.
But we came from America
just to talk to you.
I'm sorry.
I don't do concerts any more.
Come on. Let's go.
a really cool life.
- It was nice meeting you.
- I guess Jim was wrong.
Hang about.
Was it Jim Morrison?
- Yes!
- Did he have a naked Indian?
- Yes!
- I have to ask you...
Didn't you think
it was a trifle unnecessary
to see the crack
in the Indian's bottom?
- Yes! Absolutely!
- I had the same dream.
- Del, you'll really love Aurora.
- Who's Aurora, anyway?
Frank, this is Bobby.
Did you get the tape?
What'd you think?
Definitely. She sounds great.
Yeah, the band is terrible.
It's a garage band.
They can't, I'm sure.
I'm working with them.
I'm still in this studio in Aurora.
What the hell you doing there?
- She wants to stay here.
- Why?
Same reason they all want to stay,
she's got a boyfriend.
Don't worry. I'll get rid
of the boyfriend and the band.
I'd like to finish the album in IA.
All right, Bobby.
Let's just get it done, OK?
And there I am in Sri lanka,
formerly Ceylon, at 3am,
looking for 1,000 brown M&Ms
to fill a brandy glass,
or Ozzy
wouldn't go on stage that night.
Jeff Beck pops his head
round the door
and mentions there's a little
sweet shop on the edge of town.
We go, and it's closed.
There's me and Keith Moon
and David Crosby
breaking into this
little sweet shop, right?
Instead of a guard dog, they've got
this bloody great big Bengal tiger.
I managed to take out the tiger
with a can of mace,
but the shop owner and his son,
that's a different story altogether.
I had to beat them to death
with their own shoes.
Nasty business, really,
but sure enough, I got the M&Ms,
and Ozzy went on stage
and did a great show.
That was excellent.
To put on a really great rock show,
like Knebworth in England
or Woodstock,
there is only one place
you can do it, and that's here,
at Adlai Stevenson Memorial Park,
in the playing fields.
So, Wayne...?
I hear you're putting on
some kind of concert.
That's good. People need to be
entertained, need the distraction.
I wish somebody'd do something
to block out the voices in my head,
the voices that scream over and over,
"Why do they come to me to die?
Why do they come to me to die?"
- What do we do now?
- Here. Let me look at it.
Get the flashlight.
OK. There's the main gate,
and here we are.
- No, we're over here.
- I don't think so.
We turned left at the gate,
so that would put us...
Garth! Wait a minute.
I know where we are.
I'm pretty good with maps.
- Listen.
- What?
- Turn it off!
- I can't turn it off! I can't turn it off!
Waynestock? You'd purposely invite
rock 'n' roll into our community?
What's wrong
with a little entertainment?
Entertainment is fine, but this...
We have lots of big acts
that come through here.
- Ice Capades, Tiny Toons, Kenny G...
- Kenny G?
We don't even get
to apply for a permit?
We would love to put on
a rock concert... not!
Betty Jo, could we have the permits
for a festival, please?
Thank you. You must fill out
the necessary permit applications.
Permit applications.
- Here you go.
Hey, you're the guy
that's on that Wayne World show.
- Betty Jo?
- Yeah?
Thank you.
All right. Naturally, you'll need
the application for authorisation,
approval from the guilds and unions,
you'll need some release forms,
the decibel level... What?
Is something wrong?
- What do you mean?
- It's my eye, isn't it?
Why would we want to look
at your eye?
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