Wayne's World 2 Page #6

I said, "I'm not familiar with

your work." So he played The Doors.

I said, "You're like a crooner

in the rock milieu, which I like."

- Why is our order taking so long?

- He said, "You gotta do Waynestock."

I figured, what the hey?

- What's going on?

- Don't you know?

- We're here for Waynestock.

- Same here. Looking forward to it.

- Where did they come from?

- This is big.

We got to get back to the fields.

Have you seen Cassandra?

I know. It's weird.

I don't know where she is, either.

I know. She said she'd play,

and she never misses a gig.

If you see her,

send her over to Waynestock.

Thanks a lot, Chief.

All right, bye-bye.

Wayne! Wayne!

Here's what's happening so far.

People have started to show up,

but none of the bands are here.

Now, if you'll excuse me,

I'm going to hurl.

Garth, ix-nay on the url-hay.

Think! Where could Cassandra be?

I think I had too much Jolt cola.

Jeff, Wayne.

I cannot find your daughter

and I'm troubled.

Alas, my friend, I've chosen

another for my daughter.

You are an excellent warrior,

but I require more in a son-in-law.

He has money.

Name the one you have chosen!

He will die by my hand.

His name is Bobby.

He has offered security,

a career and a green card.

I arranged the match.

Though I am sure this will be

useless to you so late in the film,

they'll be married at the

First Presbyterian Church.

Sorry I could not invite you

to the wedding.

It's OK. She's marrying Bobby.

What are you doing?

I'm out! I have to find Cassandra

and tell her how I feel.

But I can't do the concert alone.

It takes two.

You're right. I'm in.

But I love her! I'm freaking out!

What am I gonna do?

Go get Cassandra.

Del and I will run the concert.

Just get Cassandra and be back

before we start. Go, now!

Now move it, people! Go! Go! Go!

- Hi!

- I'm kind of busy now.

I just wanted to know if you needed

anything from the permit office.

That's a Unix book.

- Yeah.

- Cool.

All right, men.

Our work here is done.

Excellent.

Where's the First Presbyterian Church

on Gordon Street?

- Gordon Street!

- Oh, yeah.

I once knew a girl

who lived on Gordon Street,

but that was a long time ago,

when I was young.

Do we have to put up with this?

Can't we get a better actor?

I know it's a small part,

but we can do better than this.

Gordon Street?

Oh, yes, Gordon Street.

I once knew a girl

who lived on Gordon Street.

Long time ago,

when I was a young man.

Not a day passes

that I don't think of her,

and the promise I made,

which I will always keep.

That one perfect day

on Gordon Street.

That's, five blocks up, two over.

Thank you.

- Welcome to Aurora!

- Eat me!

Not just a place,

but a state of mind.

Oh, Jesus. God, no.

Hi. Sorry!

Sorry, everybody! Wrong wedding!

Who's he?

Oh, Jesus. God, no.

What an a**hole!

Son of a b*tch!

- Son of a b*tch!

- Son of a b*tch!

You punk. You crazy punk.

Stevenson Park! Step on it!

- One, one, two, two, two.

- Check two! Check two!

OK. We have some word that

there is some bad red rope liquorice

circulating in the crowd.

Repeat, stay away

from the red rope liquorice.

Do not bite any off and chew it.

It could cause a dental emergency.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Guys, huh?

- Wayne, Cassandra, you made it!

This is great!

What'll we do?

The bands haven't showed.

Jim Morrison said,

"If you book them, they will come."

It doesn't look too good.

Jim? Jim!

- We really are in the desert.

- Yeah, no guff!

- Jim Morrison.

- Told you so, man.

- How can I help you?

- None of the bands have shown up.

I know,

and they're not gonna show up.

Then why were we

supposed to put on a concert?

Because you had to try

and do something with your life.

But it was a failure.

Whether you won or lost,

what's important is that

you gave it your best shot.

Sorry, man.

- OK.

- All right.

You'll think of something.

It's your movie.

Thanks a pantload, Chet.

Wayne, where are we?

How do we get back?

We don't want to end the movie

this way, do we?

Good call. If we're gonna go down,

let's at least go down in glory.

Let's do the

Thelma and louise ending. Yeah!

- Let's just keep going, Wayne.

- OK, Garth.

We don't want to end

the movie like this.

Yeah. Let's do the happy ending.

The bands haven't shown up.

What'll we do?

What are we going to do, you guys?

- You made it. Excellent!

- Welcome to Waynestock.

All right.

Jim, why was I supposed to

put on this concert?

Because you had to learn

that it doesn't matter what you do,

Cassandra loves you for who you are.

And that being an adult

means facing responsibility,

yet still taking the time

to have fun.

Right. It's sort of like

coming home on Friday night

and doing your homework right away,

so your Saturday night

is free to just party.

No, I like the way I said it better.

Excuse me.

Would you open the gate, please?

I have to get in there.

- You can't come in.

- My girlfriend's in there.

A lot of people's girlfriends

are in there.

- Don't cry.

- Yeah, we're gonna clean it up. OK?

- See?

- See?

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