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of my invention also.

You see, the lion sees himself in the

mirror and thinks it's another lion.

So he, the real lion, snatches the piece

of meat so the other lion won't get it.

I'll see you later. Don't go,

George. I haven't finished yet.

Now, look. You be the lion and

pull the string. Pull the string.

Moose trap.

There you are.

Come on, George.

Well... who is that?

Well, that's Uncle Fred.

He frightens the lions. No,

he really doesn't do anything.

Ya see, he was always very kind to animals,

so I just put him there out of sentiment.

Come on, George.

And this-This is a barrel. I'm glad

you told me because for a minute,

I thought that was a barrel.

Yeah.

There ya go.

Quiet. Quiet.

George, kick the coconut.

Kick? I'll be glad to.

Oh, this next one

will get ya.

Clever. Don't you think so? I think so.

Did you notice the camera? Yes.

In case the lion gets away, then

we always have a picture of it.

And the music soothes the savage

beast. Soothes the savage beast.

Is that gun loaded? Oh, sure. If

you pull on the rope, it goes boom.

It goes boom?

Oh, yeah.

Let me out of here! I'd like to, but

I have to wait until it gets dark.

Good and dark? Well, sure

because if I let you out now,

the animals might see me, and

then they'll know how to get out.

Well, good-bye, George.

I'll see ya sometime tonight.

Gracie.

Good-bye, George.

Gracie! Gracie! Good-bye.!

Good-bye, George.!

Never treat others

with scorn

We're only here

'cause we're born

Although you're way up

You may not stay up

Stop tootin' your horn

Why boast of the wealth you possess

High on the hill

of success

On friendship

you never should frown

You'll need

the same friends

On the weary way down

So love thy neighbor

Walk up and say

how be ya

Gee, but I'm glad

to see ya, pal

How's tricks

What's new

Love thy neighbor

Offer to share

his burden

Tell him

to say the word 'n'

You will

see him through

'Specially

if there should be

A beautiful girl

next door

Say to that girl

next door

Now don't

think ['m bold

But my mother told me

to love thy neighbor

And you will find

your labor

A great deal easier

Life will be breezier

If you love thy neighbor

How will we live? What'll

we do? What'll we eat?

We'll live on the milk of human

kindness and coconuts to you.

I could live here forever.

It's wonderful. It's grand.

Especially when a charming

neighbor lends such a helping hand.

Oh, let's be domestic

happy and love nest-ic

Let's begin to turn this

into an island of joy

You'll be the papa

and I'll be the mama

We'll be

a hubby and spouse

You wash the dishes

I'll look at Ballyhoo

Let's play house

Own your own home,

the acme of perfection.

And the customer is always

right. We're open for inspection.

Inquire on the premises. If

nothing suits you, we will alter.

For when a home is built

on the foundation of love,

it's as strong as

the rocks of''Gibraltinter.''

Uh, Gi-Gi-Gibraltar. There

it stands, yawning invitingly.

Into its fold

let's creep.

It was yawnin', Massa.

It was yawnin',

but it's rolled over

and done gone to sleep.

'Specially

should there be

A beautiful girl

next door

I will say to that

girl next door

Now don't think I'm bold

My mama told me

to love thy neighbor

And you will find

your labor

A great deal easier

Life will be breezier

If you love

thy neighbor

I'll never go on another

uninhabited island.

I don't care

who lives there.

Quitters!

Could we help you

in a nice way?

I'll set the table and

wash the dishes afterwards.

If you want anything to eat,

you'll have to go dig some clams.

Maybe if I made a noise like a female

clam, they'd come out by themselves.

Come on, dear.

Maybe the sailor has a match. No!

Well, not so gently.

Hit it hard.

I was only trying to act like a

lady. Why, with all your talents?

Oh, it's no use.

That's what I thought.

I think maybe I'll go borrow

a light from the sailor.

I think maybe

I'll go with you.

All right. If that's

what you want to do.

Could we be of any

assistance to you?

Go up there and gather

some wood... both of you.

Anybody care to drink

a little dessert?

Did you ever see

anyone so stubborn?

Well, sir, everything a man

needs to live is right here...

ready to take.

Why, with a hammer and saw,

I could build a city.

What you could do with tools.

Are you gonna let me starve?

Say, if you wanna eat,

you gotta work...

just like the rest of us.

Papa spank.

Thank you.

That's just the same

as stealing.

Oh, I ought to slap your face. If

it would make you feel any better.

Gracie, what's the

matter? I can't sleep.

Why don't you try counting

sheep? Shh! I did. Look.

News flash:
The oil tanker

Good Hope reports by radio...

they have rescued the crew

of the palatial yacht Doris,

which was owned by Miss Doris Worthington,

heiress of the Worthington millions.

The owner and her party

are believed lost.

Did you hear that? Isn't that

awful? I should say that is.

Sure. They woke up my sheep.

Gracie, why don't

you go to sleep?

I can't go to sleep. I've got insomnia. George,

frighten me, and that will cure my insomnia.

All right,

I'll frighten ya.

Close your eyes and count from

one to 20, and I'll frighten ya.

Yeah, all right.

Now no peekin'.

1, 2, 3, 5, 4, 5,

6, 7, 14,

15, 16, 17,

B-19, 20!

Here I come!

Ready or not! Here-Aw!

George! George!

George?

George, where are you?

That's a good disguise, George, but

it doesn't frighten me. Try again.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5,

6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Ready or not,

here I come.

Here I- George?

Georgie Porgie?

George.!

Georgie!

Ye-

Oh, that's much better, George, but

your baby-blue eyes gave you away.

I don't know, but I think you look better

in that than you do in your street clothes.

I'm getting tired.

Let's stop playing and carry me

home piggyback. Whee! Here I go!

Now, George,

not too fast.

Oh, George! You know

bears can't climb trees!

Now George Martin, take me

down this instant. Gracie!

Who are you?

Who am I?

If this is you up here,

then who are you down there?

Gracie, this is me. That's a

real bear up there. Come on down.

Yeooooowwww!

Come on, Gracie!

May [

Be the only one

to say [

Really fell in love

the day [

First set eyes

on you

May I

With your

very kind permissin

Tell you that

my one ambition

Is to share

a love affair with you

Here I wait

Do give me

my chance

Do tell me my fate

What is your answer

May [

Hold you to my heart

and pray [

Will be there beside you

when they groom and bride you

May I hear you say

I do

Gracie, my gun! A bird! What?

A bird! A bird! All right,

wait a minute.! Here.

Not a duck. My gun! How

could you shoot with a duck?

Well, my father used to shoot ducks,

but maybe that duck wasn't loaded.

I'd like to bet that your father

was. If he was, then why did...

the duck shoot my father because I always say

- Quiet! Quiet!

Well, I missed him. He's gone, and that was

a stratosphere duck, and they're very rare.

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