Wendy And Lucy

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Grab it, Lu.

Give me that stick.

Drop.

Drop.

Drop it.

That's a girl.

That's a girl.

Drop it. Good dog.

Lucy.

Come on back, girl.

WENDY and LUCY

Lu, where did you go?

Great dog, what's her name?

Lucy.

You're a sweetheart, Lucy!

What is she?

Don't know, really.

A mix of hunting dog and retriever.

Where's the closest

store around here?

I don't know.

I'm not from around here.

I'm just kinda

passing through.

Where to?

Going to Alaska.

I'm headed south.

Icky over there worked

the canneries last year.

Hey, Icky!

This lady's going to Alaska!

King Salmon!

It's f***ing awesome up there.

You going to work?

Where you going?

Ketchikan.

Ketchikan.

It's good for greenhorns. Cooper River

is pretty good, too. Further north.

Lots of work on

that slime line.

You should check out

Northwestern Fisheries

because their housing

is f***ing awesome.

Tell Mike Murphy you met me,

because he's all right.

Okay, I might. Thanks.

The money's better there, too.

There's no expenses, you know?

You just walk with everything.

Well, whatever you do...

...don't tell Old Man Brutus

that you met me.

Because he was a little upset when

I left in somewhat of a hurry.

There was this incident...

...involving me operating

a two ton earth mover...

...in a state slightly less than sober.

Some friends of mine...

...they were goofing around...

...and we got the thing started, and

I put it in gear and that was that.

We drove the thing

across the construction site.

Getting it to stop, though.

No one told me that.

So, we finally had

to jump off...

...and the thing just rolled all the

way across the construction site.

We couldn't stop the thing.

We tried everything.

It snapped the retaining wires.

Huge spray of sparks.

The Cat went over the hill

head over heels...

...ass over tit, right into the water.

It was probably a hundred thousand

dollar piece of equipment, gone

in four f***ing seconds.

But they couldn't pin it

on me, man, I was gone.

Ferry Running Times

NORTHWESTERN:

Good night, baby girl.

Wake up.

Ma'am.

You can't sleep here, ma'am.

You can't sleep out here,

it's not allowed.

Okay.

All right, get back, Lu.

My car won't start.

I can hear that.

You can't park here.

That's the rules.

Yeah, I got it,

I got it, okay?

I don't know what it is.

It was fine yesterday.

You just gonna have

to get it off the property.

Well, where is that?

How far is the property?

Street. The street's public.

You just have to get it off the lot.

All right, jump in.

Lu!

What do you know

about that...

...station over there?

Seems to get business.

A lot of cars come and go.

He's the closest.

He's got that going for him.

What about, is there some kind

of grocery store around here?

Down the road there's Jack's.

Pretty good and pretty cheap.

That's where I normally go.

Stay, Lu.

Hey, Lu.

Look.

I know.

I know.

Okay. Be right back.

You're hungry, huh?

Bet you are.

Come on, let's go.

I can't shut up, I'm choking.

So I said, man, I ain't

staying there, I'm going.

Yeah, like one out of what?

Is there like ten of us here?

Found a few cans and then I

went to this place over here...

...and laid down under a tree

and went to sleep.

Lu.

Sit here.

There's a long line.

I think some of these machines are

broken today, so it's gonna be a while.

Why don't you buy

her cans from her?

I don't have any money

to buy her cans from her.

But, hey, I tell you what,

I'll take those. Hey, dog.

I'll take those from you and

I'll give you the money later.

I mean, you've only got...

It's not many cans.

It's not worth the wait.

I'll find you later.

Okay, you can just take those.

That's fine.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, that's fine.

Hey, thanks. Thanks a lot.

Yeah. That's pretty cool.

Don't bother anybody, okay?

Be right back with a treat.

Hey.

What did I say?

Don't be a nuisance.

We don't need that.

Hey, Lu.

- Excuse me? Ma'am?

- Let go of me.

- I think you're forgetting something.

- Let go of me.

- But you have something.

- Let go of me.

All right, I'm gonna have to ask you

to step inside the store, okay?

Sit here, please.

What's going on, Andy?

This customer neglected

to pay for a few items.

I watched the whole thing. I saw

her since she came in the store.

No. I'm sorry,

that isn't true.

Okay, well, what are

we talking about here?

Excuse me.

Sir, I wasn't done

shopping yet.

I walked out of the door by accident

without paying for those cans...

...because I was going to check

on my dog. My dog is tied up...

...in front of the store.

Mr. Hunt, it was obvious

what was going on here.

Sir, your employee

has the wrong idea.

The rules apply

to everyone equally.

If a person can't afford dog food

they shouldn't have a dog.

Andy.

Sir, I just made a mistake is all.

I'm very sorry.

This isn't gonna happen again.

I'm really very sorry.

The food is not the issue.

It's about setting an example, right?

I'm not from around here, sir,

I can't be an example.

We have a policy, ma'am.

Hi, this is Andy Mooney

from Jack's on Lombard.

Sir, my dog is tied

up out front.

- Sir, my dog is tied up outside.

- Just relax.

Face forward.

Left. Turn to your left.

Can I get my bag back?

Not yet.

This machine's gonna kill me.

We've got to do this again.

Okay.

Fifty dollars.

Excuse me?

You can pay your fine now

or you can come back in two weeks

for a trial with a judge.

Then you can pay

the 50 dollars plus court fees.

I don't live here.

I'm just passing through.

If you get stopped

in another state

you're just gonna end

up right back here.

You could use a credit card.

Cash.

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Mattress World. Clackamas, Beaverton,

Jantzen Beach, Tenasbourne.

Downtown at 18th and Burnside,

122nd and Glisan. Canby and Salem.

Mattress World!

It's not too late to sleep

like a baby, Mattress World.

If we can't beat any price on any

comparable mattress, then the mattr...

Lucy!

Lu!

Has anyone seen a dog?

Excuse me. Has anyone seen a dog?

She was tied out front this morning.

Yellow-gold.

You mean like a

German Shepherd or something?

Medium sized,

yellow-gold in color.

I kind of remember

seeing a white van take a dog.

You do? What time was that?

Around noon?

Noon? You didn't

even start work until two.

Could have been later.

Excuse me, a white van,

like a city van?

I don't know.

I could be totally wrong.

She didn't see anything.

Lucy!

Lu!

Lucy!

Come here, Lu!

Lucy!

Lucy, come out now!

What are you doing here?

Looking for my dog. She's gone.

I hope you're real happy.

Lucy, come!

Lucy!

Come on, girl. Come on out, girl!

Come on, Lu!

Yeah, have a great night, okay?

You know, your son

is a real hero!

Lucy!

Come now!

Lucy!

Have you seen my dog?

Not since I saw you. Nope.

Is that f***ing

garage ever open?

Most days. Yep.

Is there a pound around here? There's

gotta be a pound close by, huh?

Not too far.

You all right, honey?

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