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What's New Pussycat Page #6
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Thank God you came when you did. He
was talking. Next thing you know - bang!
Just because I speak frankly about my
problems doesn't mean I'm a pushover.
No.
There is more to love
than just physical excitement.
- Respect, for instance, is very important.
- Oh, very important.
Don't think I don't appreciate those things.
Like finesse, atmosphere...
Atmosphere.
- You agree it is important?
- Very important.
Two people in a romantic setting,
soft light, music, champagne.
- Perhaps even incense burning.
- Oh, incense is beautiful.
This is all very important to me.
Only then can I give myself.
But not before.
Who would have
ever thought... in an elevator?
It's the safest place in the worid,
provided the combined weight of the
two people does not exceed 1400 pounds.
It was hell, but we'll be fine.
Thank you, we'll be fine.
Very kind. We'll be absolutely fine.
Ah.
Come away with me
for the weekend.
- Where?
- Chateau Chantelle.
Oh, how lovely. We could fish
and hunt and ride and swim and...
And all in my room.
# Here I stay...
# I'll be what you want me to be
# All that I ask is that
you just keep loving me
Michael! Carole wasn't in
so we thought we would try here.
- O-o-oh, Mr and Mrs Werner.
- Didn't Carole tell you we were coming?
O- oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Marole mumming... C-Carole coming.
Call me Mother.
Miss Lefebvre!
I can stand it no longer!
For the love of you, I die.
Ah!
- Do you have any salt?
- What was that you said?
- Do you have any salt?
- Have I got any salt?
I got a boat, I got kerosene,
matches, firecrackers,
two swords und this flag,
but I ain't got no salt!
- Do you always eat here?
- Once a year. On my birthday.
- Your birthday tonight, huh?
- Yeah, I'm 29 today.
29?
What a night I should pick. Look.
I've got something I wish to do in private
without people looking. Would you mind?
Go ahead. I'm just gonna sit here,
grab a bite, and run.
I can't go ahead while you're hanging
round eating food, you naughty thing.
- Just do whatever you have to do.
- You're a selfish gourmet.
What are you doing over there?
What is that? What's that? A flare?
What are you doing here?
What's going on? What's going on here?
Why don't you shut up, you cretin?
Set fire to my beautiful
psychoanalyst body
und sail out to sea, ablaze like a Viking!
- You're a doctor?
- I'm a doctor of the mind.
Really? I have terrible emotional
problems. Could you help me?
You certainly picked a very odd time
to ask, just in the middle of a suicide.
All right. But you'll have to lay down
cos I can't do it standing up.
- Lay down? This is a rented tuxedo.
- I don't care what it is. Lay down.
I can't do it standing up. Get in there.
Lay right flat out in the boat.
There's Carole.
- Hello.
- Ah, it's Mr Overactive Glands.
- Listen...
- Get off me.
I have got my own life to lead, and I
told you I never wanted to see you again.
Stay in your own apartment and lead
your own life and let me live mine!
Darling! Guess who's here?
Mother and Father!
Mother! Dad! When did you get here?
The roads were clear, we got in a little
early. Michael has been entertaining us.
- Yes, yes, he's a marvellous host. I just...
- Let's not go into that now.
Let's go out. The night's young,
your parents have to leave tomorrow.
Yes, let's celebrate.
I adore this city, it's magnificent.
I don't remember when you two
said you were going to get married.
- We didn't give you a date, Mama.
- Oh.
I could've sworn you wrote
it will be next month.
- Didn't she write that?
- I didn't remember any date.
to facilitate proceedings
in a mature and deliberate way.
- Did you get a blood test?
- When we are ready we'll let you know.
I'm in love with a girl and she doesn't
love me, she loves some other guy.
- And I'm just in the way.
- Oh. Oh, I see. Yes, yes.
What do you think I ought to do?
- Well, why don't you buy a sports car?
- A sports car?
Yeah, a nice little two-seater. French,
German, Italian thing. Goes "vroom".
You know, they love it.
Sign of man's virility.
- Perhaps you ought to get two, maybe.
- I can't drive.
Ah, well, you knock a few people down.
The main thing is you get the girl.
That's all that matters.
You know, for a doctor,
Unethical?
What do I give a damn about ethics? Huh?
My father, the most beloved
gynaecologist in Vienna,
as they took him away for indecent
exposure at the State Opera House,
said, and I quote:
"Please do not take me away,
I will not do it again."
- Brilliant quote.
- He was a brilliant pervert.
- Listen, it's my birthday.
- You told me that.
- Can we get back to it?
- What about my funeral?
Let's do your funeral first,
then my birthday.
It's a bargain.
You any good at wrapping?
Yeah, I used to work
at a department store. Why?
Maybe you could help me
get wrapped up in that flag there.
- Grab one end.
- You know how to do this?
It's a cinch. I used to wrap packages.
- All right. Wait a minute, wait a second.
- Got it? Try and get it now.
Go ahead. All right?
- No, no, no.
- Hm.
- Again.
- Uh...
I don't want to be a Viking.
- Why don't we get something to eat?
- Good idea.
Are you upset cos you're a sissy?
A haircut, a gym, you'll be great.
Nothing to do with the haircut!
We've had a wonderful time!
We'll go to our hotel and get some sleep.
- Bye, Daddy!
- Thank you for everything.
- Bye, Mama.
- Goodbye.
- Come on, Mother.
- Thank you.
We're leaving noon tomorrow. Today!
- Remember, you will get married.
- Yes. Goodbye, Mother.
We are going away for
the weekend. Our second honeymoon!
Drive carefully.
Bye.
- Goodbye, now.
- Goodbye!
Goodbye.
Bye.
- Tonight was fun.
- Yes.
I haven't felt so relaxed for a long time.
- You were marvellous with my parents.
- Oh, I like them.
- They adore you.
- Really?
Well...
It was nice seeing you again.
- Carole...
- Yes?
Let's get married.
- You are... drunk.
- No, I'm sober.
I mean it. Let's get married.
- Just like that?
- Just like that.
I can't tell you anything
but, suddenly, I'm sure.
- Suddenly you're sure?
- Suddenly I'm very sure.
Will you marry me?
- Like when?
- This week?
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday...?
Oh, you want me to pick a date?
I adore you.
I'm positive. Certain.
I want you
more than anything in the worid,
pussycat.
Pussycat.
How about Monday?
Monday.
Absolutely!
Oh, what a fool I've been.
I've searched and searched
and sampled every girl I could find.
Author's message:
Now I see that fulfilment does not come
from short, physical, random adventures,
Author's message:
But from a deep relationship which
is quite often under one's very nose.
I love you, love you, love you, love you.
- Pussycat.
- Let's make it early Monday.
- Oh, I've wasted so much time.
- I can't believe that I've finally caught you!
You have my word as an inveterate cheat.
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