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What's New Pussycat Page #7
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I'm the happiest woman in the worid.
- Second happiest.
- Oh?
Your mother.
Rene? Hello, pussycat.
Um...
I can't make it.
I have an assignment somewhere else,
do you see? And it's an emergency.
Goodbye, pussycat.
Gradual disengagement.
Pussycat?
I'm off. See you tomorrow.
Have fun.
You sure you're not meeting some dolly?
Trust, my darling, trust. That's the basis
of any marriage. Do you want to come?
No. I have too much to do
in view of recent developments.
I'll be back tomorrow. If I'm not
back tomorrow, send for the police.
If they're not back tomorrow,
send my clothes.
I love you.
Bonjour.
Philippe? It's Rene.
Listen, what about
Yes, I'm suddenly free. And I have a
reservation for two at Chateau Chantelle.
Hello?
I wish to speak with Miss Lefebvre please.
- Mademoiselle Lefebvre.
- Yes?
Mademoiselle Lefebvre, there is
a Dr Fassbender on the telephone for you.
Tell him I've gone to South America.
But I'm going to Chateau Chantelle.
Oh, oh, yes.
I understand. Of course, of course.
Thank you, thank you. Goodbye.
Anna!
Anna!
I have to go to Chateau Chantelle for the
weekend. There's an analyst's convention.
But the convention was last week,
Fritz, at Arles.
That was the Freudian convention,
this is the Jungian one.
Anyway, didn't you tell me
you had a Women's Auxiliary singsong?
But I wanted you to listen
to my lines and cue me.
Cue yourself. What am I,
Get away from me! I hate you!
I hate all of you. I'll kill you the next time
you come near me saying things like that.
- Where are you going?
- I'm going away. Don't forget to wash.
Bye.
Ah, hello, Victor, you're late.
Rehearsal is over.
How would you like to love
a very attractive short man?
Certainly not. Bye.
It's too bad because...
I have a sports car now.
- You have what?
- A red sports car.
- Oh, that's great.
- Wanna go for a drive?
- I would love to. Come on, hurry.
I know a nice little place
called Chateau Chantelle.
- Yes?
- Michael...
- Can I help you?
- Are you the maid?
- In a way.
- Is Michael in?
No. He is at Chateau Chantelle
for the weekend.
Chateau Chantelle?
May I ask...
who are you?
- I'm his fiance.
- His what?
I'm his fianc-e.
We're going away next week.
We're going to be married.
# Here I am
# Here I stay
- Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
- Might I ask where you came from?
- I fell from the sky!
I'm a parachutist and I missed my mark.
- Where are you going?
- Chateau Chantelle.
- May I use your telephone?
- By all means.
Usually I'm fantastic at hitting my target.
Bonjour? My name is Michael James.
- Oh, yes, sir.
- And I'm from Chic.
Room La du Barry. Upstairs and all
the way down, the far end of the hall.
I'd like this washed and pressed.
No starch.
- No starch.
- No starch.
Fell out the sky, mate.
Parachuting's a funny recreation for a girl.
Now, if you were a fella...
I can understand pottery or flower
arrangement or needlework or knitting.
It helps sublimate my sexual tensions.
It's either that or promiscuity.
Ah. La la-la.
Make your phone call.
I'm sure the club is anxious to know
the whereabouts of their little lost sheep.
Geronimo.
It's not fair.
Can't I tell you about
my experience in free-falling?
No, because I am here on a job and,
also, I'm going to marry the girl I love.
So, put that away, powder your nose
and make your phone call
and I shall go for a brisk six-mile trot.
Please send up some champagne
and five dozen oysters.
Philippe? Did you get the feeling
that we were followed on the road?
- So what?
- We'll take two separate rooms.
I'll meet you in yours. Prepare.
- Michael!
- Hello.
- What are you doing here?
- Me? Doing here... me...
- Looking for you.
- But I thought you couldn't make it.
Oh, I couldn't make it...
and then I could make it.
And I, um, telephoned your house
and you weren't there... were you?
No. I decided to come alone.
That's exactly what I thought, and now
we can be together, uh, like we planned.
Yes, we can. We can be together.
Why don't I go up to my room, freshen up,
and we can meet here again for a drink.
Right. And I'll freshen up
and we can meet in the bar
all fresh and washed and rinsed.
- In ten minutes?
- Roger and out.
Oh, my God.
- How many gallons?
- Five gallons.
Do you know what's going on
at Chateau Chantelle?
- Orgy.
- Orgy?
Hey!
My readers will be fascinated
Now, all the rooms are
Is there any goings-on going on?
I wouldn't mention any names but could
you tell me about your typical clientele?
- My typical clientele?
- Typical clientele.
All the people that are here now
are typical clientele.
Really?
There is a man cheating
on his wife in room Lola Montez.
Oh.
There is a woman cheating
on her two husbands in Carlota.
Two lovers, of indeterminate sex,
in Reine Margot.
And two men cheating in Don Juan.
One might say that
the joint was, uh, jumping.
Yes, sir. All?
We make more money
in the off season than any other time.
And now you, monsieur, with a woman
parachutist. For us, is the first time.
Yes, but I'm as innocent
as a newborn babe.
Etienne, the gentleman
in Marquis De Sade
asks for 12 loaves of bread
and one Boy Scout's uniform.
All.
I want to speak with my wife. My wife.
Ma femme! Une femme,
ma femme! Oh! Ma femme!
Ma femme!
Philippe? Oh! Michael!
Oh, it's you!
I beg your body... Forgive me!
My husband has followed me here.
If he catches me he'll cut your throat.
My throat...? My... b...? Your what?
My husband. I didn't bring it up
because I thought it would complicate...
Listen. You must help me. My future
in-laws are here and they think I'm alone.
And this lady fell from the sky
and she's gorgeous and you're gorgeous.
And they'll tell Carole.
Cos her mother's a killer, she's a shark.
We're getting married next week
and she's... nibbling my ear...
Oh, my gawd.
It's a shame.
But you must leave immediately!
It's all right.
I'm due back at the asylum.
- Oh! He's coming!
- Who's coming!
- My husband! Quick, in the hamper!
- What?
The hamper!
- Are you all right?
- Of course.
- Sorry about the way things turned out.
- 1955. A good year for brain concussions.
I shall be cheerfully refunded if you'll
excuse my bellicose pomposity...
I'm glad you're back, I think he's coming
to. Would you help me with my zipper?
- My zipper!
- Oh, surely.
Listen. I do not wish
to be involved in your marriages.
If you're afraid...
Oh, look at the state... call the police.
They have a very firm policy
towards murderers.
Now, thank you, good night,
and all good things come to an end.
What is going on?
Michael!
Michael, please come back.
Oh! Oh, uh...
- Herr Professor.
- Miss Lefebvre.
What are you doing here?
Guess what I've got on?
- My hat.
- You're right.
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