What's New Pussycat Page #9

Well, Mayor, there's gratitude for you.

You raise a patient, treat him like a son,

slave all day over a hot analyst's couch.

What do you get in return?

They don't even invite you

on the honeymoon.

What is your full name, please?

Michael Voltaire James, pussycat.

And yours, madame?

- Carole Hildegarde Werner.

- Were you snapping then?

- Why did you call her pussycat?

- I was being courteous. I was being civil.

We're married 30 seconds

and you look at other women.

She was talking to me. I looked in

the direction the sound was coming from.

- You can go on the honeymoon alone.

- Darling...

I'm the witness, also the best man.

My name is Fritz Wolfgang...

Sigismund... Fassbender.

What's the matter, darling?

You look worried.

I can't spell Sigismund.

I think you have a little sexual block

over the spelling of that naughty name.

Allow me to help you.

I'm a psychoanalyst.

Oh, Michael, you didn't change at all. All

this good doctor's work has been in vain.

Perhaps I haven't lost a son.

Maybe I've gained another patient.

Now, look...

# Pussycat, pussycat, you're so thrilling

# And I'm so willing to care for you

# So go and make up

your big little pussycat eyes

# Pussycat, pussycat, I love you

# Yes, I do

# You and your pussycat eyes

# What's new, pussycat?

Whoa-o-o

# What's new, pussycat?

Whoa-o-o-o

# What's new, pussycat?

Whoa-o-o

# What's new, pussycat?

Whoa-o-o-o

ENHOH:

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