What to Expect When You're Expecting Page #11

Mr. Cooper, I think you need to step out.

We have everything under control in here.

It's okay. Come with me.

GARY:
Wendy, are you gonna be

all right? Wendy?

Hey.

- Hey.

- You've got doctor clothes on.

Yeah.

Everything okay?

We have a son.

But Wendy lost a lot of blood in there

so they made me wait out here.

So I don't know what's going on inside.

'Cause they made me wait out here.

It's gonna be okay.

I'm here for you. All right?

Thanks, Dad.

(SOBBING)

(BELL DINGING)

Here they come.

(SPEAKING AMHARIC)

INTERPRETER:
I promise to

watch over this child.

ALL:
I promise to watch over this child.

(MAN SPEAKING AMHARIC)

INTERPRETER:
And to bring him up

proud and strong.

ALL:
And to bring him up proud and strong.

(MAN SPEAKING AMHARIC)

And as one who will always remember

his Ethiopian heritage.

(MAN SPEAKING AMHARIC)

So help me God.

ALL:
So help me God.

INTERPRETER:
Amen.

Hi.

There we go, there we are.

I've been waiting for you!

Congratulations. You are parents.

Mr. Cooper? She's awake.

Name, "Emerson Jane Webber."

Mmm-mmm.

No. Mmm-mmm.

- Baxter-Webber.

- I hate hyphenated names.

Are we ever going to agree on anything?

The little stuff, probably not.

The big stuff? Yes.

I can live with that.

Me, too.

Marry me.

No.

I'm just kidding. (LAUGHING)

I thought you'd never ask.

(BABY CRIES)

(BOTH LAUGH)

- Is that okay with you, too?

- Is that all right with you?

Yeah? Yeah?

Way to go, Tater Tot.

WENDY:
Hi, little Theo.

Hi, little guy.

Oh, Gary, he's so beautiful.

Look at his little nose

and his perfect little lips.

And he's so wise.

Can't you tell? He's so wise.

That was the scariest night of my life.

It was awful.

No.

It was beautiful.

It was so incredibly beautiful.

Yeah. That's what I meant.

It was incredibly beautiful.

I finally found it.

He's my glow.

He's my perfect, perfect glow.

- Feeling all right, Susie?

- Shut up.

ROSIE:
Marco?

Rosie, hey.

Hey. What are you guys doing here?

Dip-sh*t ran over my toe.

Oh, my God!

That is... I'm sorry.

No, that's okay. It's funny. Now.

I'll meet you in the truck, man.

- I'm really sorry.

- Okay.

- What are you doing here?

- My cousin,

the one married to that old...

The racecar dude.

- Oh, yeah.

- She had her babies, she had twins.

- Nice. Congratulations. That's great.

- Thanks.

I was gonna go see them.

Uh...

Do you wanna?

- What?

- I don't know if that's weird.

It's a little weird,

but, yeah, I'd love to.

You okay?

Yeah. I'll have another chance

when the time's right.

You will.

Those caramels were delicious, by the way.

The car-mels were really good,

weren't they?

- Car-mels?

- Yeah.

Caramels. What is wrong with you?

That's one good-looking kid you got there,

Dr. Cooper.

Thanks. You, too.

When you were born,

I wasn't even in the room.

Back then, no dad was.

Yeah. Maybe that was a good thing though.

I don't know. I missed a lot.

End of the day, family's all that matters.

Not the races, and the trophies,

and the endorsements.

Not the money and the women,

and the sex, and the drugs.

Partying with Jimmy Buffett

on the back of Willie Nelson's bus.

None of that means jack sh*t when I'm gone.

But you guys. My kids,

that's all we really leave behind.

Say, "Mommy." Say, "Mama."

(LAUGHS)

(BABIES CRYING)

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