What to Expect When You're Expecting Page #6
That's 20, people.
And I need a minute.
And don't think I won't be watching you.
Keep it moving.
"I'm Not Circumcising My Baby."
Well done. Well done. Front page.
Okay, look, I was gonna tell you.
I did not say this to them.
They overheard our private conversation.
I would never talk to them about us.
Why is this such a big deal to you?
Because I don't think that it's right.
And I'm his mother.
And I'm his father.
Parenthood is about compromise.
- Well, then compromise, Evan.
- I have.
I stay at your place.
We spend the holidays with your family.
Yeah, but I have sacrificed
my entire body for this.
So that means
you just get to win every argument?
No, that means that in every relationship...
What are you guys doing?
Come on! Pick it up!
In every relationship,
there's an alpha and a beta.
- And I'm the alpha.
- And I'm the alpha.
- No, I'm the alpha. No, I am!
- No, I'm the alpha. No, I am!
Jinx.
You know, I'm just gonna
stay at my place tonight.
Hey, Jules! If you're interested,
I never got snipped.
(INDISTINCT)
HUTCH:
Only one staron the tango last week, Megan,
but the samba's still to come.
How do you feel?
I don't know.
I don't really care about the trophy.
I'm here for Evan.
Right, Papa-daddy?
Evan has promised
She's kidding, Jules.
No, I'm not, Jules.
We're gonna be sister-wives!
Evan's gonna drive us
to worship in his buggy.
Why don't you take a break. I have this.
Thanks.
Okay E-invite, draft 38.
Okay.
"Let's shower Wendy and Gary Cooper
with light and love
"to honor the arrival of their Mini Cooper."
That's cute.
And then I put a picture of a Mini Cooper
at the end.
Where did you get the picture?
I stole it from the Internet.
Oh, Wendy, shut your pregnant face.
You do not want to see this.
It's okay. She's my mother-in-law-ish.
Sh*t, hi!
Wendy, hi!
Skyler, hi!
Look at our bellies.
We are like twins!
Except I'm actually having twins.
You really love to remind me about that
every time. Hi.
I just came by to personally invite y'all
to our baby shower.
Wow, this is your shower invite.
Look, I know that Ramsey and Gary have not
but we are family. Okay?
And it would just mean the world to me
if y'all came.
Of course, Skyler. That's... You...
Wow!
What is it?
It's Mini Coopers.
Beep beep!
Beep beep! Beep beep...
(IMITATES CAR CRASH)
You know, because there's two of them
and there's two in here, and they're pink.
Yeah.
So, Skyler, seven months.
How are you feeling?
With the side effects, you know.
Because I know that
at this point in the pregnancy, acne and
bleeding gums, constipation,
it's all totally normal. Totally normal.
When my sister was pregnant,
she got herpes.
No, that's... She didn't get...
Not from being pregnant.
No, I feel so whole.
You know? And just feminine.
With all this life running through me.
I felt the exact same way
when I had my phantom pregnancy.
Don't pay attention to her.
But, yeah, I mean, I just... It's beautiful.
But what am I saying?
You know exactly what this is like.
Totally.
Well, I just came
to drop off that little invitation.
And I'm gonna go to my pregger 'lates.
Sounds pregger-ific. (CHUCKLES)
- All right, one more time.
- Bring it in.
Okay. I'll see y'all there?
- Yes, I will tell Gary.
- Okay. Thank you.
- Yeah.
- Okay.
Hey, Wendy,
do you mind if I take one of these?
- What's that?
- Holly Castillo Photography.
Ramsey's been on me about getting
one of these pregnancy portraits done, so...
Well, Holly's the best,
so she'll make you look amazing-er.
Bye.
Bye. Bye.
Bye!
WENDY:
I mean, look at her. No cellulite.Not even in daylight.
She's wearing six-inch heels.
God, she's like
Gary is gonna sh*t a sideways brick
when he sees this.
Hey, come on! We started Mini Cooper.
That's our thing.
We own it, right?
TV ANNOUNCER:
All right! Thank you.Hey, a little heads up, America.
- Do we have to watch this?
- Yes.
While we send these four home to train
on their own before our live finale
some of our previous seasons' contestants
are going to get a little surprise.
That's right. I'm gonna be dropping in
on some of you guys
to see how you're keeping the weight off.
You've been warned.
(WATER RUNNING)
EVAN:
They can't get someone elseto fly around and do these interviews?
I don't like you traveling this late.
Nobody's asking you to stop doing yourjob.
Besides, these are my contestants, Evan.
I was there when they lost the weight
and I want to be there for them now.
You're pushing yourself too hard, Jules.
Especially at your age.
Wow! Thanks. That's super-supportive.
I appreciate that.
What, I'm not even
supposed to mention reality?
I am healthy. I have a low blood pressure.
Not that you're helping me any.
Look, I just think someone should
go with you and little Jackson there.
Well, you know what, I have my crew,
and you are welcome to leave your show
and come along.
And we are not naming him Jackson.
You liked it last week.
Obviously you caught me
in a moment of weakness.
Honestly, God, seriously, I sometimes think
that it would just be so much easier
if I could do this on my own.
Really? You think that?
Come on.
Evan, we danced on a show
for three months together
and suddenly we're supposed to
agree on everything?
Fine. Why don't you make every decision
about our child's entire life
and just send me an email
when you've got it figured out.
Why do you do that, Jules?
ALEX:
I know you've beenbusting ass with work
and getting everything ready for the baby.
- I just wanted to...
- Alex, about work.
- There's something that came up...
- No, no!
No shop talk tonight, all right?
I just want to remind you
that even though we're gonna be parents,
we can still kick it old school. All right?
Alex and Holly style.
ALL:
Surprise!Happy Baby Shower, b*tches!
(ALL LAUGH)
(GUESTS WHOOPING)
(SINGING) Might as well face it
You're addicted to love
Listen to that. Someone call the cops.
They're murdering a song.
- I know, it hurts.
- Literally.
I love it when you call me Big Poppa
Throw your hands in the air
If you're a true player
I love it when you call me Big Poppa
- We should have another baby.
- Oh, yeah!
weave out tonight.
We got our twins.
Let's go for triplets, all right?
No, no, no, that's baby juice!
(ALL CHEERING)
To us.
To actually getting Rosie out of the house!
stained pajama pants.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
I'll be right back.
Don't you want a baby?
Don't you want one, ohhh!
(ALL WHOOPING)
(CELL PHONE BEEPING)
Oh, wow. It's 9:
30, guys. It's 9:30.We've got to go. Yeah, we got to go.
- What?
- Come on!
- We've got to go. It's 9:30.
- Come on, one more song.
- Put your drink down! We're going.
- HOLLY:
Not tonight!Vic, don't go! Where are you going?
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