When a Woman's Fed Up Page #2

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while I call one of my church

sisters and keep it real?

Go on, do what you do, moma.

All right. Yes.

Hey, sister Cleo?

It's me, sister Jean.

Oh, girl, fine.

How you doing?

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, nothing much. Just sitting

here with, you know,

this child that Tarlyn

done picked up.

You know how she is,

always picking up people

like they stray puppies.

But, girl, have I got

some news for you.

And you are not going

to believe this one.

Sister Susie's daughter

is pregnant.

Yes, she is, girl.

Uh-huh. The child that sings

in the choir.

Yes, that fast tail gal.

That's her. Uh-huh.

Yeah, she doing the holy dance,

all right.

A holy dance right up

in some boy's bed.

I know. I...

ooh, Candy?

Oh, my goodness.

Is she still with that, uh,

that Jezebel husband of hers?

She's a what?

She's a stripper?!

Oh, girl, you know what?

I can confirm that right now,

because I got one of them

right up here in my living room.

Hold on a second.

Uh, Lakresha, honey,

do you know a Candy?

Candy Cane?

Yeah, I know Candy Cane.

She's one of my best girls.

Ooh, wait a minute.

Let me find out, moma Jean,

how you know Candy Cane.

I do not know

no Candy Cane, girl.

I am a Christian. I do not hang

out with no heathens.

Fraternizing with them people.

But I thought christians

were supposed to love everyone.

We do love everybody,

and I do love everyone.

Everyone that's in my circle.

And everybody that ain't

in my circle who can't hang,

and they ain't a part

of my clique

and can't get with the program,

they are not a part of it,

and they ain't got

to be in it either.

No way, no sir.

Anyway, listen,

yeah, she know her.

Mm-hmm. Girl, you know

how that is.

Birds of a feather

flock together.

Yeah, I know.

Uh-uh, but listen here.

Girl, I am going

to tell you this,

and just know that you didn't

hear this from me.

Girl, sister Susie

is a stripper too.

I know that's her mother.

Yes. But you know what?

They probably one of those

mother and daughter

stripper tag teams.

No, I am not being

hypocritical.

I am being realistical.

Ooh, realistical.

I like that word, moma Jean.

I'm going to have

to use that one.

Realistical. Fool, don't you be

trying to be realistical.

No.

Fool, you better get

realistical,

'cause Jesus is watching you.

Oh, girl, there's this stripper

child up in here.

She like this new word.

"Realistical".

Look, child, it's Tarlyn.

She brought her up

and through here.

So if Tarlyn's got her

in her house I got to,

you know, allow her to just

hang out with me.

What am I going to do?

Maybe I can, you know,

teach her a little thing or two,

teach her how to be a lady.

Yeah, I got to, you know,

show my students

how to really live a good life.

Yeah, yeah.

All right, then.

Okay, you be blessed too.

All right, then. Bye.

Whoo!

Oh, my, my, my.

I must say that that

was a good prayer line.

But y'all didn't pray.

We gather information first,

and then we pray.

- Oh.

- Mm-hmm.

Oh, here, child.

Take this Bible and open it.

Act like you're reading it.

- What is it?

- Girl, just open the Bible.

- It's a Bible. Open it.

- A Bible?

What am I supposed

to do with that?

Turn it to the page of Acts.

That's what you're doing.

Acting.

Hey.

Hey, moma Jean.

Hey, TT.

What, y'all getting

your Bible study on?

Yeah, that's what we are

Studying.

You know, I got to get

some word in every day.

- But moma Jean...

- You know, praise the Lord,

this baby loves to study

her Bible.

Ain't she sweet?

Sweet she is.

Oh, thank you.

No, thank you,

for embracing the air

that I breathe.

TT?

TT, leave the woman alone.

I'm pretty sure

she's already taken.

Nope. Free, single,

and ready to mingle.

That's what I'm talking about.

Mmm. Well, you know,

I'll let y'all lovely ladies

get back to your Bible studies.

Bible study?

You believe that?

Yes, Bible study.

You see the Bible

open here, don't you?

Which indicates

that we are studying.

It says to study

to show yourself a proven man.

Is this coming from the mouth

of a religious hypocrite?

Religious hypocrite?

You know what?

I got your religious hypocrite

right here.

She got a gun!

Aah!

It's holy water, you idiots.

It's not blessed.

Man, this woman's fine,

with a capital F.

Thank you.

Moma Jean, that's not funny.

You didn't scare me.

I was just...

I lost something behind

the couch. You ain't scared me.

And I just was looking

for the same thing

that he had dropped.

I need to be throwing water

on all y'all.

Look what I found.

Thank you.

Ray.

- Ray.

- Oh.

What? I got something

in my eye.

Yeah, uh-huh. I'm sure you do.

Where's my beautiful wife?

Do I look like

my daughter's keeper?

No, you don't look like

your daughter's keeper.

But you do look like

you've been kept in a cage.

Judge ye not,

that ye be not judged, you hear?

- Hey, baby.

- Hi, sweetness.

Hey, sweetie.

It's always a house

full of people here.

Yes, it is.

Tarlyn, why you ain't

tell me about your friend?

Oh, TT, it looks like

you already met Laticious.

Mm, I want to call her

Scrumpdilly-icious.

Put you on a plate

and just put some hot...

you know what?

There are a lot of men

that hang out in the strip club

that feel the same way you do.

Ain't that right, Ray?

Mama.

I don't know what

you're talking about.

Watch her, man.

You don't need to tell him

who to watch.

Exactly.

Mind your business, babe.

Yeah, Ray.

Mind your business.

Look, T, if you that desperate,

man, I can hook you up.

But I know this is not

your type.

Ray, you don't even know

this woman.

Or any other women.

I know my boy, I know what

he like, and this ain't it.

TT, let's go somewhere

where we can talk

without so much interference.

Why not?

I love a woman

that takes charge.

Y'all really going to do this?

Yeah.

He's going to do all of this.

You got a problem with this?

Why does it bother you so much

that the two of these

like each other?

Yeah, Ray. Why?

I'm not bothered.

Ray.

- Ray!

- What?

Ooh, boy.

The Bible says a man that looks

after a woman

and lusts after her in his heart

has already committed adultery.

It's not like that, moma Jean.

What you mean

it's not like that, Ray?

- I saw you lusting after that...

- Okay. What are y'all...?

What is all this yelling

going on in here?

Y'all okay?

Yeah, girl. We're just talking

about these two

who want to get together,

and Ray seems to have

a problem with it.

Why?

Nothing.

Everything's all right.

Just looking out for my boy.

Come on, this is TT.

And your boy,

I know it's hard to believe,

is a grown man, baby.

That's right.

Your boy is a grown man.

And he don't need you

holding on to his jock strap.

That's right.

Once again, he don't need you

holding on to nothing.

Hell no.

Hey, I got some awesome plans

for our anniversary.

- You do?

- Mm-hmm.

I do too. I got something

for you too.

TT, come on.

I got something planned

for a walk outside.

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