When a Woman's Fed Up Page #3

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- Ooh.

- Let's go take one.

Ooh!

All right now.

Hey, make sure when you done

with that pet

you put him in a cage, hear?

I hear you, moma Jean.

You got jokes, moma Jean.

Yes, I do. I am feeling

joyful today.

Ooh, make a joyful noise.

I'm going to make some tea.

Y'all want some tea?

Oh, I'd love a cup of tea, baby.

I'll help you.

Okay.

You better watch yourself.

Hey, baby, what you get

at the grocery store?

Everything. Costco.

What am I going to do?

Dinner was amazing.

And the movie?

Hilarious.

Matches our horrible dinner.

Tarlyn, you went to that buffet

about three times.

Girl, what's going on?

I don't know.

I can't stop eating.

I've been eating

like crazy lately.

I don't know what's going on.

Hey, wait, where's moma J?

She don't live here.

Oh, man! Whoo!

Daddy, what are you doing here?

Leroy, you better hurry up

with that mop, honey,

'cause there is water

everywhere!

- What?

- Oops.

I didn't know y'all were here.

Yeah, well, I was out there

trying to fix the toilet

up there,

and I made a little boo-boo.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my goodness.

Not again.

Dad, there's nothing wrong

with our plumbing.

Well, well, now, Tarlyn, baby.

There is a slight problem.

- You see, your daddy...

- Oh!

- What happened to you?

- I slipped!

- He ruined our bathroom.

- Oh, my goodness.

Daddy, you're always trying

to fix something.

You know, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, baby girl.

Let's get you some dry clothes.

Let's go up there

and fix your mess.

My mess?

You mean your mess!

No, no, no, no.

This is your mess.

You the one that backed up

the toilet in the first place

with one of your famous

atom bombs.

Oh, oh!

Wait a minute, wait a minute.

Hold on.

It doesn't sound like

y'all need a plumber.

Y'all need a bomb squad.

You dropping Hiroshimas in here.

Get out of here!

I cannot believe

you're embarrassing me

like that!

Wow. Hilarious.

What up, Troy? What up, Shae?

- Hi, TT.

- What's up, man?

- What you been up to?

- Oh, nothing.

Just chilling with my girl.

Shae, where's the rest

of the crew?

Oh, you mean Ray and Tarlyn?

- Yeah.

- Oh, okay, okay.

Because for a minute there

I thought you was talking about

a dance crew or something.

Well, maybe they doing

the moonwalk on water.

That's a little inside joke.

You probably didn't know

what I was talking about.

So, what you been up to, Troy?

Oh, man, you know,

just taking care of business.

Me and Shae took Tarlyn and Ray

out for a pre-anniversary

dinner and movie.

Isn't that cute.

You dry now, baby.

TT, what's up, my man?

Yeah, yeah. We were just

in the neighbourhood,

decided to stop by,

see what y'all were up to.

It was... you can see we got

unwanted pests.

- Hey.

- I mean, guests.

So, Laticious, y'all really

feeling each other, huh?

Yeah. TT is my baby.

He knows how to treat a lady.

Oh, my goodness.

Honey, I am so not feeling that

gum you're popping over there.

Can you please stop?

Whatever the case may be,

moma Jean,

my baby likes it.

- Ain't that right.

- That's right.

He got his nose wide open.

That may be.

But, Ray, you about to hit

your five-year mark.

- How does it feel?

- Listen here, TT.

The number 5

is the year of grace.

But when it's in Ray's case,

it's the year of disgrace.

Be nice.

I feel wonderful.

I love my wife very much.

Thank you.

What about you, Troy?

How long you and Shae

been together?

Oh, we've been married for what?

Ten years now.

Wow. Damn.

What about you, moma Jean?

How long have you and your hubby

been together?

- Well...

- Well, I think I can answer that

for you, Delicious.

We've been married

for 35 long years.

Thirty-five long, long, long,

long, long years.

I mean, did I say

35 lo-o-o-ong years?

You know what, Lee?

You keep it up.

You know, you're pushing it

right there.

You're going to be sleeping on

that long couch tonight.

But, you know, the most

important thing in our marriage

was communication.

I mean, we can practically talk

about anything.

Yeah, really. I mean,

she's not only my wife,

but she's my best friend.

Aww.

That's how I feel

about my Ray-Ray.

That's how I feel about my...

Yo, T, why all the marriage

questions, man?

I mean, you're not thinking

about tying the knot?

No, man. You crazy?

Not right now.

But in the future, yes.

Well, now look here, TT.

If you are sleeping with her,

then you need to do the right

thing and marry that girl.

Excuse me, moma Jean,

but I would at least have to try

out the merchandise

before committing

to a lifetime warranty.

Hey, look, we're just trying

to get to know each other first

before we sleep together,

you know?

You know what?

You can sigh

all you want to, Ray.

But it says in hebrews,

"let marriage be held

"in honour above all.

"And let the marriage bed

be undefiled,

for God will judge the sexually

immoral and the adulterer."

What are you telling me for,

talking about the Bible?

I mean,

this coming from a woman

who do everything

evil under the sun?

You don't play church,

do you, momma J?

Come on, now. Who you fooling?

Yeah, you go to church.

You even have what you call

a prayer line.

You gossip all the time,

and I seen you drinking

from that fancy flask

with your name on it.

It even has a scripture on it

that says, "Habakkuk 2:15."

It says, "woe to him that gives

his neighbour a drink."

- Why you got to go there?

- You know what?

That scripture is there

as a reminder.

A reminder of what?

Honey, it's to remind me

not to share my drink

with anybody.

You roll with that, momma J.

You know what?

Don't y'all listen to nothing.

Ray has to say.

Apostle Paul told Timothy

not to drink water,

but to drink a little wine

for his stomach

and his infirmities.

And that's exactly

what I'm doing.

I'm just drinking for my stomach

and my infirmities.

And, you know,

if I were to share it,

it's going to make me

a little sad.

So that's why I don't share it.

Because then if I keep it

all to myself,

I'll be happy and my stomach

will be happy.

Mom, that is not right.

You can't do that.

- What?

- Manipulating the word of God

for your own good.

I'm all right.

I ain't doing what she doing.

Okay, well, you're supposed

to be a minister.

Maybe she's the minister

of darkness.

- You know what?

- That's my mama.

I mean, she's talking

about her partner, brother Bob,

talking about he's on drugs.

I mean, he's just

on medication.

All right, y'all.

We are supposed to be talking

about marriage.

We kind of got off subject.

Oh, hey, that's fine.

I have a question

for you, mama.

- Oh, yeah? What is it, baby?

- Okay.

Don't say nothing.

Well, sometimes I get

a little insecure

in my marriage,

because you know

my man is fine.

Hmm.

I'm just wondering how you and

daddy made it all these years

without infidelity?

Well, it's my weapon

that has helped us get by

all these years.

Mm-hmm.

And this right here

is my weapon, y'all.

The word of God.

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