When a Woman's Fed Up Page #4

Synopsis: Taryln is a powerful and career-driven woman with a high tolerance for her husband's foolishness. When she discovers that her man has been unfaithful, she hatches a devious plot to teach her "better half" a lesson he will never forget.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): J. Horton
Production: Afflatus Productions
 
IMDB:
3.2
Year:
2013
80 min
52 Views


Yes, sir.

And this here mouth of hers

is her weapon too.

- You know what...?

- Look, baby. Baby, look.

I'm too afraid to look

at another woman,

much less mess around with one.

Well, look at her.

I do want to say this.

Leroy, I hope that Shae and I

can be married for over 30 years

just like y'all.

That's beautiful, right?

Well, let me tell you

something.

It's awfully difficult

to be living with this here.

- You know what?

- This woman right here.

- All right, Leroy.

- Good luck!

What do y'all think

keeps a marriage together?

Huh?

Laughter. Communication.

Togetherness.

Understanding.

Keeping your nose

out of other couples' business.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I definitely agree

with Shae on that one.

And never condone

your friends' infidelity.

I mean, I know some people

who have taken their girlfriends

over their mutual friends homes

with no regrets.

Damn.

That's crazy right there.

Anybody who would do that

has to be an evil, mean, nasty,

mean and evil kind of person.

- That's right.

- Absolutely.

You know, it's not even right,

but some people,

they do it anyway.

That's why I like being single.

I like to have my cake

and eat it too.

Cake, cake.

Cake, cake, cake.

Either you can hide a cake

or eat the cake.

You can't have it both ways.

So, what you going to do?

I'm just going to take

- this cake right here, baby.

- Okay.

That's what I thought.

You know what?

If a woman wants me,

she's going to have to put

a ring on it.

You know, marriage should not

be taken lightly, though.

I mean, I love everything

about my husband.

From the top of his head

to his twelve toes!

- Twelve...

- Hey, hey.

Twelve toes?

Hey, don't be telling people

about my feet,

not unless you want me to tell

them how you...

About how I what?

Well, how you snort

when you laugh.

- I don't snort when I laugh!

- Yes, you do.

- Yes, you do.

- No, I don't.

- Yes, you do.

- Roy, no, I don't.

All right, all right, you won.

You don't.

Yes, she does.

You know what, y'all?

It is so good when you can love

everything about your husband.

You know?

That's a good thing.

Because I do.

I love my some Lee. I love him.

But I'm sorry, I can't say that

I love everything about him now.

Especially the thing

about him that I can't stand

is when he thinks

that he can fix everything.

Calls himself Mr. Fix-it.

I'm telling you guys,

he can't fix nothing.

I can't tell you how much money

I have wasted

on having to get other people

to come in

and repair things behind him.

He done broke the sink.

He go in there thinking

he can fix it. Sink broke.

I'm telling you,

he go into the bathroom.

He think he going to fix it.

Toilet overflowing.

Then he go in and try to fix

the electricity.

Child, he just blows

the electricity out

in the whole neighbourhood.

Oh, Lord, I'm telling you.

And you allowed him

into my bathroom

to fix the leaking toilet,

only to crack the tank?

See? See?

I told you,

you snort when you laugh.

- She did.

- But I love that.

Oh, well, peeps, it's been fun.

But me and my baby got to run.

I'm feeling it real good.

Yeah, that's right, Ray.

He's feeling all of this

real good.

Yes, I am. Mm.

T, you need to be careful

with all that.

- Ray, mind your business.

- Leave the man alone, Ray.

She is fine, though.

Boy, look at her.

- Uhhuh!

- Lee.

Boy, if I could

get me a biscuit,

- I would just slurp her up.

- Lee, Lee, Lee.

Put your eyes back

in your eye socket right now.

All right, baby.

All right, baby.

I'm fine. Ain't nothing wrong

with looking,

- as long as I don't touch.

- Just... Lee.

You know what?

You don't know that.

But everyone who looks

at a woman

with lust in his heart

has already committed adultery.

As a matter of fact,

as far as I can see it

since I've been here tonight,

every man in this room has

been lusting after this woman.

- Thank you, moma Jean.

- No, hold on, hold on.

Because you're going to have me

sleeping in the garage tonight.

Slow down on that, okay?

Now, although Delicious...

Laticious.

Laticious. Laticious.

Although she's beautiful

and all,

so's my wife.

And I only have eyes for her.

See?

That's the right answer.

You know what?

On that note, I got to go.

We got to go,

because I'm going to end up

being on the losing team

tonight.

So, Delicious, you take care.

- Bye, you guys.

- Take care.

Bye.

All right, anniversary dinner

at our place tomorrow night.

- We'll be there.

- Be on time, though.

It's going to be candlelight,

soft music.

Chitlins.

She's making chitlins.

Ew. We don't eat neck,

balls and chitlins,

and all that stuff y'all eat.

- I'm playing.

- See you.

Sounds real good.

- Real nice.

- Nice anniversary.

Is Laticious going to be there?

You know what?

Just asking.

My goodness.

You'd better keep them eyes

in your head like I told you.

Yes, baby.

Come on, Leroy.

Let's go home.

That's a good idea.

Bye, mama.

Bye, baby.

- You know what?

- Bye, daddy.

I would tell you sweet dreams,

but, mm, after looking

at what it is

you got sleeping

next to you every night,

- I guess that ain't going to work.

- Jean!

Jean, leave that man alone.

- Come on here.

- You come on here.

- You always talking about him.

- Bye, baby.

You got to give him some credit.

- That's our family.

- Wow.

This is what

I signed up to, huh?

Yes, baby.

This is it.

Don't listen to them.

I'm the only one

you got eyes for, right?

Of course.

Mm-hmm.

You was calling Laticious

"Delicious" too.

No, I don't know her name.

Bubblicious, Delicious...

- Look, I'm just here.

- Come on, let's go to bed.

Okay.

Baby, baby, look.

Before they come in,

I want to let you know

I didn't know anything.

I...

Hey.

Oh, hell to the no.

What is this?

- Babe...

- Where's Tarlyn at?

Wait, wait, honey, listen.

- I don't know what's going on...

- Did you know about this?

No, I'm just as shocked

as you are, baby.

I don't understand it.

I just don't want to be

in the middle of it.

What do you mean "you don't want

to be in the middle of this?"

Look at this. We're already

in the middle of this.

I see that. I see.

My bad.

Just don't say nothing.

Oh, I'm going to do more

than tell Tarlyn.

I'm going to send her proof.

Baby...

No, no.

Come here. Come here, Shae.

Come here.

You know what?

I think maybe we should go,

because she looks hot to me

and I don't want to get

beat up.

So, how's your wife, Ray?

She's fine.

- She's all right?

- Yes.

Oh. Will she be all right

when she finds out

- what you two have been up to?

- If you don't say nothing...

and you've been doing it

right up under her nose.

Don't snitch.

And what about TT?

Because he was really feeling this...

whatever you call this

right here.

How long has this

been going on?

Answer the damn question, Ray!

- For three months.

- Five.

Five months?

- Four and a half.

- I cannot believe this.

You know what? I don't agree

with any woman

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