When a Woman's Fed Up Page #5

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messing around

with a married man,

let alone my friend's husband

messing around with someone

who she think is her friend.

I'm not trying to hurt Tarlyn.

"I'm not trying to hurt..."

Don't you think it's a little

too late for that?

And you, Ray, no.

It's your anniversary

and you're out her

with another woman.

How the heck do you think

your wife feels right now?

She has to be upset and worried

out of her mind right now.

I think we got to go.

I want to go. I want to

go. Please can we go.

You know what? Tarlyn is going

to be a whole lot worse

when she finds out

what you two...

oh, you just do that.

- You really picked up the knife?

- Save me a plate.

What? Save you a plate?

Are you for real?

You know what? If you want to

support this act of adultery,

then you may as well

leave with them.

What are you talking about?

I didn't...

what? What do I have to do

with that?

I don't know.

You tell me.

You know what?

Don't even worry about it.

As long as Ray is messing around

with another woman,

he's not allowed in my house,

Troy.

But...

He can't play Madden?

Nothing?

Baby, you just made dinner.

I'm hungry. Ugh.

Ray, damn it.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, girl.

Wait a minute.

Hold on a minute.

Whew.

Ah, now, okay, I'm back.

Uh-huh. You know, girl,

I paid my tithe,

so I'll be preaching

next Sunday.

Girl, you know how I do.

I got to pay to get behind

that pulpit.

Mm-hmm.

Well, you know,

you pay your tithe

and get a pass to a little

something on the side,

and he'll ordain you

with no questions asked.

You know what?

I got to call you back.

Ray is just now

coming into the room,

and you know how nosy he is.

All right, girl. Bye.

Now I understand.

You paid the pastor to preach.

That's why there's

so much riffraff.

You paying the preacher

on Sundays.

Yeah. You got a problem

with that?

I won't be going to church

on Sunday.

- I won't be.

- Well, you know what, Ray?

That's just fine with me,

because I'm getting

to preach on Sundays

because I'm a woman of God.

Hey, you know what?

- A woman of God?

- Mm-hmm.

Yes, I am a woman of God.

Hey, sweetheart.

How you doing, baby?

Hi, baby. Mwah.

I stopped off and got you

something to eat, baby doll.

Oh, thank you, honey.

Ray!

You home.

Oh, talking about E.T., man.

You made your way home, man.

I would have got you

something to eat too,

but I didn't think

you was going to be home.

Why wouldn't I be

in my own home?

Why are you two here?

Because we got a key.

And with that key,

we unlocked that door.

Well, I got money.

Maybe I should just

change my locks.

Hey, I can do that for you.

Want me to change it for you?

Why would I let you

change my locks?

Listen, that's enough talk

about keys up in here.

My daughter said that you stayed

out all night long.

Now, where were you?

Number one,

that's none of your business.

Mm-hmm. You ain't got

no business.

And what's number two, you ask?

It's something you full of.

Ooh!

Baby, that's a good one there.

I got to give it to my baby.

That was a good one there.

Now.

Why are you two clowns

even here?

Clowns?!

Who you calling clown?

You know what?

Don't make me have to go

upside your head,

calling somebody some clown.

Wait a minute, man.

Where you get off

calling us clowns?

Thank you.

Man, look at you.

Ray.

Dum-Dee-dum-dum.

Where was you last night?

How you going to leave me

hanging on our anniversary?

I got caught up. Some things

happened last minute.

You know what? Back in the day,

I was known as the human

lie detector.

So now let's just see

how truthful you are.

- Beep, beep, beep!

- Okay, mama, mama.

- Put the Bible down.

- You heard my baby.

Shut up.

I am so pissed with you

right now.

First, you don't come home

last night,

and now you's running

around here,

sneaking around like you got

some kind of secret from me.

Let me tell you something, Ray.

If you are cheating on me,

you are going to live

to regret it.

Why would I cheat on you?

Look at all this. What...

shut up.

You better not ever.

There's nothing worse

than a scorned woman.

And you don't want to have made

my baby mad.

- Oh, I'm beyond mad.

- Oh, man.

Jean, I think we should leave.

We should let these two

talk this over.

I ain't going nowhere.

This here's getting good.

All I need is some popcorn

and my purse.

Come on, Jean!

We should leave.

Fine. I'm going.

Ray, you one lucky man.

I got to give you props,

though, boy.

You can go out, stay out

all night, come back in.

All you get

is a tongue-lashing.

Me? She'd have beat me upside

the head with the good book.

And I'm going to beat you upside

the head with it right now

if you don't come on.

All right, I'm coming.

I just got to give you props.

- You the man.

- Lee, come on!

- All right, I'm coming!

- Hey, Roy.

Don't forget the broom.

That was a good one.

Ain't nothing good about that.

No, that was a good one.

I will see you later,

my love. Mwah. Bye.

You take care of that one

and I'll take care of this one.

- Come on.

- That was a good one.

I got your broom and a whip.

Uh-huh, you just wait

till I get you home.

I don't care what she say.

She knows that was funny,

the broom.

- She knows that was funny.

- Really?

Ray, I had something really

important I wanted to tell you,

and you blew it.

I'm sorry. I'll make it up

to you. I promise.

What is it you want to say?

I don't feel like

talking about it.

I promise I'll make it up

to you.

Are you okay?

I don't want to talk

about it anymore.

But...

I love you.

Did you hear me?

Yeah, I heard you, Ray.

Damn.

- Yo, yo.

- Hey, what up?

Yo, what's up, man?

Yo, I need to talk to you, Ray.

What's up?

It's about Laticious.

I'm really digging her, man.

I don't know if she feels

the same way.

Hey, man, like I say, man,

go with the "pertinence"

of the same way you do.

You know how we do.

True, but I'm saying, man,

we have so much fun together.

She's easy to talk to.

Not to mention she fine as wine.

She easy on the eyes, yo.

Hey, I mean,

I guess we should be straight.

Yeah, but I think she's seeing

somebody else.

Hey, man,

you already know, man.

They always got something

on the side.

Just in case.

You know what?

Maybe I should just talk to her

and tell her how I feel.

Hmm?

I mean, me?

I don't think...

but hey, if that's what

you feel, hey, man, go do that.

Hey, it wasn't easy

getting with a girl like

Lati-ti, you know what I mean?

Y'all got nicknames

for each other?

Yeah, that's my baby.

I can see myself

marrying her one day.

Marriage?

Mm-hmm. Yeah.

T, look at me.

What's up?

She's not wife material.

I think I'm falling in love.

Dude, love can be

overrated, man.

You know that.

You need to find somebody

that you really know

for sure loves you.

You got to...

you got to be careful, man.

Take your time.

Yeah, you might be right, man.

But that chick got me

wide open.

Whoo! A chick like that

would have my nose

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