When a Woman's Fed Up Page #6

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all wide open too.

You the man, boy.

You know it.

Whoo!

Leroy, how you keep

getting back in my house?

I locked the door.

I have the key

to the back door.

Oh, my God.

T, you see what

I'm talking about?

I can't even...

human leeches.

Oh, relax, relax.

Ray, come on, man.

Look, if you want to get

more keys made,

I can arrange that for you.

No problem.

First of all, you need to relax

your feet off of my table.

How about that?

All right.

Hey, yo, Ray,

I'll talk to you later, man.

I got to go pick up Lati-ti.

From work.

Ooh, you do got to pick her up.

Hey, TT, you tell Laticious

that she looks delicious.

No doubt.

Boy, if I had somebody

like that,

I'd be spanking that...

ooh!

Boy, you be...

boy, you be drilling like that.

Oh, no.

Please don't tell me

that my wife of 35 years

is standing behind me.

Lee, I got your delicious

right here,

rolled up in my fist.

Because you are about

to eat a knuckle sandwich.

- Baby, calm down...

- Don't you "baby" me.

Baby, I was just kidding.

Get out of my house.

Tell you what, I will take

this drama out your house

when I am good and ready.

Well, yeah,

let's get good and ready.

We're going to take the drama

out the house.

- I cannot believe you.

- Baby, baby.

We was just joking around.

We were just having fun.

Lee, he who commits adultery

lacks sense.

And he that does it

destroys himself.

Now, I'm just telling you this

before you make a big mistake

that you will live for the rest

of your life to regret.

Baby, I only want you, baby.

I don't want nobody else

but you.

Okay? Even though

she is fine, though.

Yeah, she is fine.

She's fine. And baby, she

wouldn't want nobody like me.

Yeah, she don't want

no old man.

She wants a young stallion

like me,

that can handle her needs.

- Shut up, TT!

- Shut up, TT!

Baby, baby, you got to relax

and don't get violent.

I don't want you

to believe any of this

I was just doing, okay?

It was just for play.

I was just jiving around

with the youngsters, baby.

I love you.

I don't want her, baby.

- Okay?

- Y'all up in here

caring all like this.

Yeah, we just jiving around,

you know what I mean?

Ain't that right?

I mean, the girl got a body,

and from my angle,

I got a great view.

Yo, y'all get to step in line.

Hey, baby, why you hit me

on the back of the head?

Because you going

to have to be careful

about what you say

in my presence.

Okay, baby, but don't hit me

in the back of the head.

I want you to hit me

in another area,

you know what I mean?

The good area.

Get out of my house!

You know what?

I am so tired of you treating me

like I'm crap.

I don't have to take this.

Oh, God.

Come on.

Come on, Lee, let's go.

Bye, TT.

See you.

Yo, those are some

colourful characters.

Wow.

I wish I could divorce the

parents and just keep the wife.

Hmm. Mm-mm.

It's not that easy.

Man. Like I was saying, man,

just...

Just keep looking, man.

I don't know.

Hey, look, look,

I'll think about it.

But you know what?

In my heart,

I know she's the one.

Hey, either way, I got to go

pick her up from work

or she's going to tear me

a new ass.

So I'll catch you later, man.

All right, man.

Dummy.

What's wrong, Ray?

I'm upset with myself.

Why? What happened?

Well, I might have just...

Just messed up

our special night, you know?

Just being reckless and stupid.

That was beyond stupid.

You know, you not coming home

on any night is hurtful.

But not coming home

on our anniversary night,

that's... that was more

than hurtful.

That your cell phone?

Oh, it's just Shae texting me.

Well, can... can... can you...

I need to talk to you now.

Can this hold?

Okay. I'll look at it later.

You know I love you.

I love you too.

But right now

you in the doghouse.

Hmm.

- I'll accept that.

- Good.

But you got to accept me having

to make it up to you, though.

Okay. You can

make it up to me.

What you looking for?

Making sure Roy and your mama

ain't nowhere around.

They left, baby.

Oh, let me get the remote.

Okay.

No.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, right?

Relax. Relax.

Right.

Hold on.

Yeah.

Right.

No, I'll talk...

yeah, she's asleep.

Yes.

Yeah, well,

I got to be back early.

Right. Yeah, I'll tell her

I was going to take

an early morning walk.

Mm-hmm.

I really need to talk to you.

It's important.

Yeah.

Okay.

Right.

Damn.

Ray, where are you?

Are you hiding from me?

He must have went to the store

and get some...

pick some stuff up.

Baby, I ain't taking

that medication, baby.

Good morning.

- Oh, it's you guys.

- Hey, baby girl.

Hey, daddy.

- How are you?

- I'm good.

Ahem, baby, what's wrong?

Ray didn't come home the other

night after our anniversary,

and I wake up this morning

and he's gone.

And then I can't even

find my phone to call him.

Oh, baby girl,

it's probably nothing.

He probably just went

to the store or something.

Mm-hmm. Store my eyeball.

Maybe it's another woman.

Mama, please,

don't even say that.

I don't know what I would do

if I found out.

Ray was messing around on me.

Oh, he's not messing around.

No, don't think... look,

don't think the worst, okay?

- Look, I'll tell you what.

- What?

To make both you all

feel better,

I'm going to fix you

some breakfast.

How would you like that?

That sounds good to me.

How about you, Tarlyn?

My two favourite ladies.

I'm going to fix you

some breakfast.

- All right, daddy.

- There's that smile.

- There you go.

- Thank you, Lee, baby.

- All right. All right, baby.

- Come here, baby.

- Mama want to talk to you.

- Oh, gosh.

Sit down.

Mama want to talk to you.

Now look here.

If Ray is seeing another woman,

you can count on me, honey,

to knock him off.

I will be your hit woman.

Oh, mama.

Baby.

What? What?

There ain't no eggs.

Fine. I'll go get some eggs.

I got to go get your high blood

pressure medication.

How come there ain't no eggs?

I don't want know high blood

pressure medication.

- You're going to take that...

- I'm not taking nothing.

You're going to have to take

that medication, Lee.

Get on. Get on here from me.

I ain't taking nothing.

Your mama, trying to get me

to take some high blood pressure

medication.

You need to take your medicine.

No, your daddy's fine.

Your daddy's fine.

He'll be back.

He'll be back, baby. Okay?

Trust me, he just went

to the store,

or hanging out with one

of his buddies or something.

I'm sorry, Laticious.

It's over.

I mean, it should never

have started.

Well, you should never start

something you can't stop.

You know, I love my wife,

and I mean, this would just

destroy our marriage.

What about my boy T?

I don't care about him.

He's just something

to do for now.

We need to tell him the truth.

Tell him for me.

I guess that's it.

I'll see you around.

Daddy, there's something

I need to tell you.

Tell me. What is it,

baby girl?

I wanted to tell Ray first,

but he's been acting

so distant lately.

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