When a Woman's Fed Up Page #9

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you know, I didn't have anything

to do with Laticious and Ray.

That's why I sent you

that text.

I know. I got it.

You think my daddy's

going to be okay?

He's going to be fine.

Hey, I just found out

about your father.

How's he doing?

I don't know.

Look, you know it's going

to be all right, right?

Your father's a trooper.

Mr. Leroy is a trooper.

I know that's right.

He may break everything in

his path, but he's unbreakable.

Hey, have you guys heard

any news yet?

Oh, that's probably Ray.

Hello?

Hey, how's daddy doing?

No, I'm not alone.

Is he all right?

What?

Okay.

Okay, but can you...

hello, Ray?

- Tarlyn?

- What's up?

- How's Mr. Leroy doing?

- Is he all right?

What'd he say?

It's not looking too good.

He says...

Hey, what are we waiting for?

Let's pray.

Come on. Come on.

Lord, Jesus,

please bless Mr. Leroy.

His health.

Please make him whole again.

Please bring him back to us,

and make him better.

Well, this is beautiful.

I just wish TT could make it.

Yeah. I do too.

You just got to give him time

to get past the hurt.

Yeah, that's right.

He really loved Laticious.

She wasn't ready to give up

her lifestyle for a good man.

I don't know

what I was thinking.

You was thinking?

You wasn't thinking.

It's okay. I forgive you,

and I know TT will too.

Just don't ever do that again,

or you're going to get this

all up in here.

- A knuckle sandwich.

- Wait a minute...

We made it.

Hey, there they go.

Come on, baby.

Hey, Mr. Leroy!

- Man, you looking very well, sir.

- Hey, daddy.

Thank you, thank you,

thank you.

I feel like Tony the Tiger.

I feel great.

Well, it's just good to see you

in some regular clothes

besides the workman's clothes.

Absolutely, because all of those

workman clothes

have officially been retired.

All gone.

Hopefully officially

in an incinerator.

Oh, just like

your clothes were, huh?

Mama.

Why you bringing up old stuff?

I told you she'd be doing that.

I don't even have

a comeback for that one.

Okay, well, hold on, hold on.

Me and Shae, we got a very

special announcement ourselves.

Okay.

Looks like we're going

to have a baby.

Oh!

Shae!

Get out of here!

Now, wait, wait, wait.

Since everybody's

making announcements,

Leroy and I got one.

We are too.

What?

JK!

I was definitely

going to say...

I was definitely going to say

Old Testament?

I mean, uh...

No, no, no. Moma J, you're like

a hundred years old.

Like, you know, you need to stop

that computer jargon.

I can still hang

like the best of them now.

You know your mama.

For heezy, for sheezy.

There you go.

Y'all better know

what time it is.

That's right, baby.

Double Viagra.

Okay, that's my mama

and my dad.

Okay, seriously, y'all.

I really do have something

I want to say.

Ray,

because of your quick action,

you saved my husband's life.

And, Ray, I have to say

thank you.

Yeah. I got to personally

thank you too.

And I want to thank you too.

I want to thank

both of you, too,

for giving me all my door keys.

We got them all, baby.

You mean these keys?

See? I knew it.

I knew it.

- Boy, you know...

- Wow!

Oh, my God.

- You know it.

- Some things never change.

We family.

Our family.

- That's right.

- There you go.

Hey, so are we eating?

Can we eat?

Well, no, no, no.

Did you bring the chitlins?

Hold on, hold on.

I was going to bring them.

You should have brought

the chitlins.

Sh*t, no. You can't bring

no chitlins in this house.

Let's just...

I got something to say.

I really don't have much

to say all the time.

Man of the house.

You're right about that.

To love,

and lifelong friendships.

- Oh, I like that.

- Love and lifelong friendships.

Look each other in the eyes.

Yes. Yes.

- More love.

- Amen.

Is this a toast to love?

That's all you need, is love.

All you need is love!

Easy, baby. Easy, baby.

You're on happy juice now.

All right now.

Remember, I'm not doing a lot.

Well, mama, you shouldn't drink,

since I can't drink.

- All right, fine.

- I'll have the water.

After I have the baby,

then we both can have alcohol.

Can you have hot sauce?

No, no, no, no!

Not in this house.

No hot sauce,

no chitlins, no salt?

Nothing to make the heart burn.

Damn!

So you can't eat pork?

I can't eat pork.

That's okay.

As long as he keeps taking

his medication,

he can have certain things

in moderation.

In moderation.

Just like my baby right now.

Monday, Wednesday...

That's what I'm worried about.

Monday, Wednesday,

Thursday, Friday.

Oh, I made some...

- Well, I made falafel.

- Oh, wow.

And I have some new recipe.

Shae helped me.

I didn't know black folks

ate falafel.

- I'll get it.

- You got it, baby?

Y'all go to the middle east

sometime?

He thought we was going

to have chicken tenders.

Yeah, I thought we was going

to have something.

Look who I found, you guys.

TT!

Hey, TT.

TT's in the house.

Happy Thanksgiving.

We are thankful,

that's for sure.

Wow, everything looks good.

- Oh, yeah.

- We were just going to pray.

That's right. We were

going to pray

and then we're going to start...

let's eat.

Daddy, will you lead us

in prayer?

I certainly will.

We are missing one, though.

- Daddy, stop.

- Okay, all right.

I'm just jiving.

Here we go.

Jesus, thank you

for bringing us together.

- Amen.

- We thank you for life.

We thank you for health.

We thank you for prosperity.

We thank you for this food.

We thank you for everything

that you bring into existence,

because without you

we could do nothing.

We give you all the praise

and all the glory.

In Jesus' name, let's eat.

Let's eat, y'all. Amen.

Come on, baby.

Okay, I'll get you a chair.

No, baby, let me get that.

Here, you take my chair.

Come on, I'm going to do this.

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