White Men Can't Jump Page #2
- R
- Year:
- 1992
- 115 min
- 3,192 Views
to you to find out?
What do we got?
50, 55,
$62.
I do detect
the smell of cash.
I'm gonna find out
how good you are, chump.
Chump?
I just have to
figure out how
I'm going to pull the ball
out your ass
when I take
your money.
That is his money.
That's his money.
20, 40, 41...
You're short.
Big Junior.
Come here, man.
Loan me a 20.
Do I look like
Bank of America?
You think I'm
gonna lose this money
to this white boy here?
You better not
lose my money.
Give me my
motherfucking $20.
We're gonna
eat at Sizzler?
Damn right!
Surf and turf.
And that is his money.
Let's go, baby. Best out of five...
top of the key.
Since you're the foreigner,
you can go first.
Oh, no, thank you.
You go ahead, man.
No, no.
See, this is my house.
This is
Sidney Deane's house.
I extend
my hospitality to you.
That is very gracious,
Sidney Deane,
but I won't take advantage of you
in your house.
OK, but you might not
get another shot.
All right,
if you insist.
That's
what I thought.
This is outdoor ball.
It's different than
your country club sh*t.
When you shoot,
you adjust for the wind.
Out at the beach,
the wind can push the ball
6 to 8 inches.
You wouldn't know
about that.
Ha ha ha!
What,
you want me to move?
I'm sorry.
It's your shot.
Go ahead.
I got to tell you,
this isn't my spot.
I'll be lucky to hit
2 out of 5.
I'm going
to shoot it anyway.
Use 'em
and abuse 'em.
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
Oh, man!
Right off the bat.
I am feeling lucky.
Yes, indeed,
he wants to get paid.
Show him how to
put it in there.
- Whoo!
- Ooh! Ooh!
Ooh, it's pretty,
it's so pretty.
Ha ha ha!
We goin' Sizzler
we goin' Sizzler...
Ah!
We goin' Sizzler
I never hit
two in a row.
Ooh!
I'm very lucky.
Yep,
feelin' very lucky.
Ugly shot, ugly shot...
Look like
a goddamn brick.
No aesthetic beauty
whatsoever.
Now, mine,
on the contrary...
- Whoo!
- Yeah!
Bbb bbb bbb!
"A thing of beauty
is a joy forever..."
My man John Keats
said that.
I never hit
three in a row.
I'll
tell you that.
I can look at you.
- Oh!
- Oh!
Oh!
Color me lucky.
Sometimes you wake up,
the birds are singing, and...
That's a decent shot.
Excellent.
You are the greatest,
Sidney.
Thank you.
But I'm feeling lucky.
Oh!
Four in a row...
This is like
the luck of the Irish,
only I'm not Irish.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Come on, now.
I got this
under control.
Hey,
you know something?
Michael Jordan
came here one time.
Took him
to the hole, baby.
Air Michael Jordan!
I saw
the whole thing.
Michael said,
"You should play summer pro league."
I said, "No..."
Hell, no!
"Sh*t might
mess up my game."
We can't have it,
Billy Ho.
Shoot it.
We'll go to Sizzler.
- Whoo!
- Whoo!
I'll just
leave it up there.
Give me some,
give me some.
Oh! Oh, sh*t.
Ho ho ho ho ho!
It's hard goddamn work
being this good.
Shut the f*** up.
Rabbit ears, am I starting
to get to you?
You're just making
my eardrums hurt.
The thing is,
you guys look at me,
you see
the backwards hat,
and you say,
"This guy's a chump."
A f***ing geek.
What you don't realize is
that it ain't easy.
It is
"hard goddamn work"
making something
this pretty
look like a chump.
I must be doing it
for a reason.
You got me convinced.
I miss this shot,
I walk away,
still a chump.
Go ahead and walk away,
you...
You miss,
and you've been beat...
well, not once
but twice,
by a slow, white,
geeky chump.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ain't no thing.
Ain't no thing.
on a string.
From Burger King.
I noticed that wind
was kicking up a bit.
You might want to
adjust about...
6, 8 inches
to the left.
This is the big one.
Don't worry, Sidney,
I've hustled
a hell of a lot better
players than you before.
Don't put up
no brick.
Stop yapping,
and let brother shoot.
Yeah, I got it.
It's in the wrist.
Ha ha.
Oh, sweet.
Sh*t!
Brick.
Hey, man,
give me my money!
It's a money thing,
brother.
There's a man
with integrity.
Don't push your luck.
Nothing to do with luck.
You said we was going
to Sizzler!
Shut your anorexic,
tapeworm-having,
overdosed Dick Gregory
Bahamian-diet-drinking ass up!
Leave me alone.
Oww! I feel good
I knew that I would, now
Oww, I feel good
I knew that I would, now
So good, so good
I got you
Oww! I feel nice
Like sugar and spice
I feel nice
Like sugar and spice
So nice, so nice
'Cause I got you
Honey...
I'm home.
How much money
did you make today?
I missed you, too.
Oh, I'm sorry,
honey.
$62, minus $5. 16
for hummus, tabouli,
garden burger,
all that stuff you love...
pita bread.
I told you, I don't eat that
health food sh*t.
You'll eat it
and love it.
OK, since you
got me money.
Let's see,
that makes...
$806 towards the 8,000.
We still owe the Stucci brothers
$7, 194.
We don't
give them a dime.
They're holding you up.
How often do we have
to go through this?
There are certain things
that just are
the way they are.
Nothing will get rid
of the Stucci brothers except $7,000.
What's the deal
with this?
Come on, lookit.
I've been studying
disasters all day,
and assassinations.
Come on, come on,
try me.
All right.
Ahh. Leon Czolgosz...
Who killed
President McKinley?
You're unbelievable.
I know it. I know it.
Jeopardy!
Will call today.
Don't count on it,
and you won't be disappointed.
The last words
of Lee Harvey Oswald...
"It wasn't me,
it was the C. I... uuh!"
Get it? The...
Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got it, I got it.
Honey, honey.
How much
do you love me?
I love you infinity.
That's not enough.
Infinity's the biggest
number there is.
It's not.
What's bigger?
Infinity plus two.
I love you
infinity plus two.
Billy,
you're so stupid!
You should have said
infinity plus infinity.
I love you
Infinity plus infinity.
There's a bigger number
than that.
I give up.
You haven't
kissed me yet.
No! Take a shower.
You stink.
Go ahead! You stink!
All right.
Wait right there.
Don't move.
Hold that thought.
I'll come back and put my mouth
where this money is.
Ha ha ha!
Billy!
Somebody's at the door.
Billy!
Billy,
somebody's at the door.
Someone's at the door!
Come on!
Stay calm. Stay calm.
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Honey, I love you, but I ain't
gettin' shot over your debt.
Our debt.
Whoever's f***ing debt,
I ain't gettin' shot!
Count to 30,
and jump out the window.
Meet me on Pico.
Honey, I love you.
I love you, too.
Who is it?
It's the manager.
What do you want?
I got a message.
Brady Bunch!
1,010... 1,011...
1,012... 1,013...
Did somebody
invite you in?
Yo, I just want to talk.
1,029... 30.
How'd you find me?
No one has ever worked me
like you did.
I beat your ass
fair and square.
Don't cry about it.
I'm not here
to cry about it.
I'm here on business.
30 seconds.
I almost took off.
Sorry.
Who's this?
Sidney Deane.
0 fans
Submitted on August 05, 2018
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