White Men Can't Jump Page #3
- R
- Year:
- 1992
- 115 min
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So?
Your boyfriend
took some money...
I happened
to notice this bottle...
Take that,
I'll shoot your ass.
What's up?
Baby, you need to chill.
Excuse me?
Holy cow.
You comfortable?
A futon is actually
better for your back.
So, Billy,
where'd you play?
Some college
in Louisiana.
Things didn't
work out.
You been hustling
ever since, huh?
Nobody knows me here.
I'll work the courts.
I have a business proposal.
It could mean more cash
than this chump change.
What is it?
There's a two-on-two
tournament next week,
sponsored
by businesses.
You want me
to run with you?
Yep. In the meantime,
we could make some change,
if you don't mind hustling.
What kind of hustle?
Heh heh.
Ball up.
You ain't got sh*t.
You ain't funny.
I'll kill you.
You got me by what,
7,000 pounds, man?
Watch the pick.
Look up, look up!
Goddamn!
Way to go!
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
I tell you,
it's hard work
making you look bad.
Who the f*** told you to talk,
motherf***er?
You score on me,
talk.
Shut me down,
you can talk.
Eat sh*t, shut up.
You took me. Why?
I let you take me
to the hole.
I take you anywhere,
have you for breakfast.
Put up some jack.
Who rattled your cage,
d*ckhead?
You talkin' a whole lot
of yang.
I'll pick
any player here,
even the worst
player here,
for $500.
Excuse me?
Scu... scu... scuse me?
I'll let you
pick my teammate.
Motherf***er
ain't serious, man.
I don't believe
this sh*t, man.
Anybody.
Anybody you want.
$500, baby, and you can pick
anybody out here.
Anybody. Anybody.
I don't believe this.
Yo, Raymond,
look at the chump, man.
Give him the chump.
No, no, no.
Hell, no. No, no.
You give me
a brother.
You got him,
the goofy-looking guy.
Me?
Yeah, you.
I'm f***ed.
Hey, chump,
you want to run?
You mean
play basketball?
No. We mean ice hockey.
Get your tired butt
up here, Gretzky.
Where's your money?
I'll get it.
I got my $500.
Where's yours?
I said I'll get it.
I'm going to the glove
compartment.
Go, and bring your Sasquatch butt
on back here.
I got a hot hand.
I got your back,
Raymond.
What's this?
What the hell
Look at this. I ain't got nothing
to worry about,
except Cathy Rigby
over here.
Yo, man,
where is his car, man?
Is he ever going to
come on back?
Hey, give me your money!
Raymond, that you?
No. This ain't Raymond.
Take off that mask
and put down that gun.
Sh*t.
What you trying to do?
I got me some chumps
on the line.
Loan me some money.
Get the f*** out.
All right.
Look, man,
you need a gun.
There are some crazy
motherfuckers
walking around
this neighborhood,
a lot crazier
than me.
Give me $300 for it.
Come on, man. 275.
All right.
Now you robbing me.
Jump for it...
You got busted
right there, man.
You think you can win
with him?
Here we go.
Here we go.
I got $250, man.
Come on.
I said 500,
no-count motherf***er.
250, take it
or leave it.
He just got out of jail.
He ain't goin'
nowhere with the money.
Let's do this.
I'll dog you.
I can make you
look bad.
Your mouth
got you in trouble.
If I was you, I'd stab myself
in the heart.
Come on.
Yeah, get up.
Move right.
Come on, come on.
That man
is a chump...
Sucker.
- Yeah!
- Yeah! Whoo!
Oh, lovely, lovely.
What did you say
your name is?
Billy Ho.
Nice to meet you.
Do it.
Let's go.
You're slow
on your feet, man.
Weight slows me down.
Come on.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
Tim Hardaway,
my ass.
Get over there!
Shoot! Shoot!
Stay on him!
Man, he traveled!
Sh*t!
Point game.
That means one more point,
we win this.
I understand.
or play?
I'm taking you right
to the clinic.
Class is in session
again.
Check.
Check this.
Too stupid
to catch it.
Yeah?
Look out,
look out!
I'll make you
eat that.
Here we go,
baby.
You better stay off,
baby.
Where you at?
Where you at,
sucker?
Sh*t!
Aha!
Give me my money!
What you doin'?
Hard goddamn work!
Aw, come here,
baby.
You played
a good game.
These motherfuckers
set us up.
Hey, man!
Hard goddamn work!
Raymond! Raymond!
Motherf***er!
Raymond!
You ain't gonna
cut me.
You set me up!
Look, look, look!
Raymond!
I seen you hustle!
motherf***er.
Who you calling
goofy white motherf***er?
You!
That's cool.
That's cool.
Wait a minute!
This is ridiculous, man!
Look, Raymond,
we are brothers, man.
I've never seen this
white boy before in my life.
Sidney, you're negotiating
with a guy with a blade?
You got a wife and kid!
You know my name?
He's talking about
your family.
What?
Wait a minute!
You talking about
my wife and kid
and don't know me?
Raymond, cut this
motherf***er.
Yo, say what?
Cut that motherf***er
right there.
No, no. F*** this.
Both you motherfuckers
are crazy.
I'm going to my car...
get my other gun,
shoot everybody's ass.
I'm outta here.
Raymond! Raymond!
Raymond!
Aw, sh*t, man!
Y'all better
haul ass!
Raymond!
Sh*t. Come on!
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Go! Go! Go!
Whoo hoo! Hoo!
Ooh! Took Raymond
to the hole, baby!
Boo yaa!
Whoo!
You know, nobody's done that
around here since...
the King
and Duck Johnson.
King and Duck!
King and the Duck!
Hey...
what is this?
Jimi Hendrix.
I know.
Why are you playing Jimi?
Because I like
to listen to him.
That's the problem.
Y'all listen.
What am I supposed to do,
eat it?
No. You're supposed
to hear it.
I said I like to
listen to him.
There's a difference between
hearing and listening.
White people can't
hear Jimi. You listen.
What are you talking about?
His drummer was white.
Ah ho ho ho!
Get out! Jimi Hendrix'
drummer was not white.
Yes, he did.
Check it out.
See?
This is a picture!
Whole band is white
except for Jimi!
This is a picture!
Airbrushed! Jimi didn't have
You cannot hear Jimi!
All right. Fine.
All right.
Thank you.
Check this out.
He said I'll love you
Till I die...
Who is this?
The greatest troubadour
of all time
is who it is.
Troubadour?
Sounds like a dog.
That's a Labrador, man.
Don't insult
this music.
Take this out.
You're listening,
not hearing it.
I don't want to listen
or hear this.
This is pollution
to my ears.
Explain to this Gladys Knight
and the Pimps...
It's Gladys Knight
and the Pips!
Put Jimi back in.
I don't like this.
You're supposed to
defend me.
Who you yelling at?
Get rid of that gum!
I'm tired of
hearing it pop!
through it all
Tell this bubblehead
to go right here.
Guy could get shot
playing this sh*t
south of the Coliseum.
Let me off
at the Trump Towers.
Penthouse is
in the back.
Kept some letters
by his bed...
Vista View.
The flyest view
in the jungle.
Home sweet home.
You know it, baby.
That was
a good run today.
Good run.
Some of that money
you made,
you could take this car
to the car wash.
This is one
classic automobile.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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