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White Men Can't Jump Page #7
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- 1992
- 115 min
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He's setting
illegal picks!
Check them up.
Cut, man.
- In his ass.
- I got him.
I got the something
Damn!
Come on, man.
I got that thing
We need this.
Check him up.
I got soul
Goddamn, man.
$5,000 on the line.
You let this motherf***er
take the ball.
Opie pissing on you!
Oh, he's pissing
on me now?
Why don't you
guard somebody?
Game point, $5,000.
Stop showing off.
I've been saving your ass
the whole game.
Shut the f*** up, man.
Point game.
Mr. Deane
and Mr. Hoyle.
And all around
Right on, people
Let it all hang out
Cut! Cut!
Will you cut?
Call the cops.
I got him!
Don't you boys know
what it's all about?
Oh, sh*t!
Gimme, gimme
Gimme
Let's pay them
and get out.
Oh, yes!
Whoo!
Yes, baby!
Damn!
You're supposed
to help out!
Why you dish
that sh*t off?
I thought you
were going to dunk.
You're lucky we didn't
cough up $5,000
on your hot dog sh*t.
Why didn't
you dunk it?
Right in his face!
Shut the f*** up.
Yes, yes,
it's wonderful when the spirit
of competition
brings out the best
in all of us.
And now I'd like
to award the checks
to the second-place
prize winners,
the fine team
of Dwight "The Flight" McGee
and Willie Lewis,
receiving checks
for $1,000.
Yo, man, you said 1,500!
That's $2,000.
Oh, brotherhood, my ass!
You said 1,500!
Thank you, gentlemen.
I'll find you,
motherf***er!
Buy yourself
a dress!
And now,
ladies and gentlemen,
the grand prize
for the first-place winners,
the wonderful team
of Sidney Deane
and Billy Hoyle.
Hey, put it there.
I've never been able
to get that exactly right.
You ain't, either,
motherf***er.
And here is your check,
and here is your check.
"Sidney Deane"...
that look like me?
Now give them
their trophies.
You're welcome.
What about
the big trophy?
We keep the big trophy.
We won!
Give us the real trophy.
We keep that trophy,
and we put your name on it.
Thank you,
from the Coalition
of American Corporations
and the TTBBT.
Whoo!
She's going to
love my ass.
Damn!
You know something?
I can jam, man.
OK.
You keep telling everybody
I can't stuff it.
I say that to get
underneath your skin.
Just 'cause I don't
do it in a game
don't mean I can't.
OK, fine.
But you don't think
I can stuff it.
Billy, I don't care
if you can
or if you can't.
Stop the f***ing car.
What?
Stop the car.
Pull it over.
Turn that sh*t down.
What is that sh*t?
It's good music.
Don't call it sh*t.
I'll bet my half of the 5 grand
against your half
that I can stuff it.
Let me give you
some advice.
Buy your girl
a pretty dress
in case she gets on
that damn game show.
You're either stupid
or dangerous.
You can't be stupid
they can't piss me off.
So you must
be dangerous.
To who?
To yourself.
I'm taking you home.
I don't jam in a game
because it's showboating
for the sake of showboating,
which you know about...
I look good playing.
Like a behind-the-back pass
that's unnecessary.
Passing? You have a hard-enough time
passing gas.
It goes back
to what I said.
A white man wants to win first,
look good second.
A black man wants to look good first,
win second.
That's the most ridiculous
philosophical bullshit
I've ever heard.
Look, right over here.
There's a goal.
Get your money,
let's go.
That's absolute garbage.
I'm tired
of your sh*t.
Just put your money
where your mouth is.
I just need three tries.
That's all you need?
All right.
One of us is definitely
not going home tonight.
Aah!
Man, you were
almost there.
I was with you.
Damn. Come on, baby.
You can do this.
Youse a sucker, man.
Is this sh*t regulation?
This sh*t ain't regulation.
Get the f*** out of here.
Regulation?
Move out the way.
I'll check it
for you.
Move.
Yeah, yeah.
Just about right.
Let's go, baby.
I believe in you.
I know what the problem is.
Come on.
Get out of
the f***ing way.
Yo, I'm trying to help.
It's a bet.
All right.
It's your money.
Go.
Ah! F*** me!
Mmm mmm mmm.
When I was looking
at it before,
I thought it was
a little high myself,
but after re-evaluating,
I think it was
an optical illusion, right?
I know the problem.
I can't let you
go out like that.
Get the f***
off me, man.
I'll pump you up.
It's a bet, man.
Stop f***ing around.
Billy.
Shut up, man.
Billy.
Shut up.
Billy, listen.
What?
White men can't jump.
Sh*t!
Good luck with Gloria.
If I lose, if I win
That sucker
is stupid.
I walk away with
both of the checks.
White boys can be
stupid sometimes.
This game is getting
very, very, very long
Way to go, Billy.
Some you miss,
and some you make
Some you give,
and some you take
I guess I get it wrong
If I lose,
if I tie
I am the truth,
and I'm a lie
And I can't hear
all the lyrics
To my song
Some you fix,
and some you break
Some you stand,
some you shake
I guess
I'll get it wrong
In a world of loving
Love exists
Please tell me
how or where
I would gladly
pay the price
If I knew
which way to go
Or if I ever despair
If I do leave,
I'll drown
And I'm crying,
and I'm alone
And my heart is waiting
Waiting for another goal
Some you beg,
and some you steal
Some you fake,
some you feel
Oh, yes, I'm getting it wrong
Sidney's already home.
F***ing pizza's
all cold,
and the wine is warm.
Present for you.
Oh, honey.
Oh, God.
What a shrew I am.
I'm sorry, honey.
Tell me about
the tournament.
There was some
decent players there.
Me and Sidney
played OK.
OK? You guys
must have been great.
Oh...
Oh, my,
this is beautiful.
Gloria?
Gloria.
Yes?
Um... this is beautiful.
Thank you.
Honey...
I... Iost the money.
What?
I... Iost the money.
You want to run that
by me one more time?
It, uh...
It...
It happened again.
It?
No! No, Billy!
What the f***
is it it it?
There is no it!
It is you!
You happened again!
Damn it, Billy!
The money was mine
to keep us going
till Jeopardy! Calls.
Honey, Jeopardy!
Ain't going to call.
When are you going
to f***ing wake up?
Jeopardy! Is
gonna call, Billy.
It's my destiny to triumph
magnificently on that show.
I'll never do that
wearing this stupid,
hootchy-mama-looking dress,
which was a poor excuse
to cover up the fact
that you f***ed up again!
I'm gonna win,
all right.
I'm gonna get on
that motherfucking show,
and I'm gonna win
because I'm overwhelmed
with more useless goddamn information
than any human being
on this f***ing planet!
Who's James K. Polk?
How many moons
are on Pluto?
What's a quince?
It's a food, Billy,
that starts with
the letter "Q."
And I got seven more!
I can't believe
you lost the goddamn money!
Honey, where you going?
Honey?
Honey. Honey.
Honey,
where you going?
You can't leave me.
What is a solar eclipse?
Who's Marcel Cerdan?
Where was
the hamburger invented?
What are you doing?
Honey,
you can't hitchhike.
This is L.A.
Go ahead!
Billy!
Go ahead.
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