Who's Your Daddy? Page #7

What are you two doing here?

A hasty trip, an emergency board meeting.

We need your signature.

They have asked me to step in as chairman.

- But you can't, I'm already chairman.

Technically, Chris, you're not anymore.

- Technically my ass. This is my company.

No, this is my company now, as it was always

meant to be.

You are a teenager. How should I say this? Who's mommy

and daddy did not love him quite enough, got rid of him,

and out of foolish guilt, left you a company,

over which you are not equipped to preside.

Party's over, dude.

- Who gives a royal sh*t? I don't care, I run the damn company.

I'll spend my money.

- About the money..

The stipulation in the will stipulates, that the money and

assets are yours, as long as you're running the company.

Which, clearly as of now, you are not.

- I'm sorry, Cindefella, back to your pumpkin.

From the looks of it, going from the mansion to

here is like living in a penthouse without an elevator.

Oh well, It's too bad, so sad.

Now, if you'll excuse me.

- Wait! That's it?

You want a hug?

No, wait, Elissa..

Elissa wanted me to say that she's very

disappointed in you.

Get the hell out of my house.

Brookes, to the plane.

Hey.

- Hey. I left you a little something in your room.

Your parents want you to have it someday.

Keep it real, little man.

- I'll remember you most of all, scarecrow.

And I'll miss you too, Dorothy.

Miss Daisy is getting impatient.

Young Chris Hughes, formerly Chris Hughes Mack,

of Xenia, Ohio, has lost his lofty wings of flight.

The King of pornography has been given a vote

of "no confidence" by the board of directors,

thus ending this short lived rain.

Trade places with me. Please?

CHRIS HUGHES MACK

"Our Boy"

My son, the sky's the limit in what you'll

turn this legacy into.

Kate? Hello, Kate, are you here?

"Be careful what you wish for"

by Kate Reeves.

"Once upon a time, they used to say 'what a

nice boy', and it was true."

"He represents the best of Xenia, also true."

"If you ever had just one friend, it should be him.

True again."

"He's smart, sweet and funny, and will make

some girl very happy."

"True words were never spoken."

"I know because I grew up in Xenia,

wishing that I would be that girl."

"But then, one day, something happened."

"On his journey to fame and fortune, Chris Hughes left his

road, littered with the broken hearts of those who loved him."

"And the process showed that in the best of

people can hide the worst of men."

It doesn't get any better if you read it.

Well written, nicely done.

Explain, why are you here?

- I was just in the neighbourhood.

So, when does the article run?

- It doesn't.

I re-read it.

Boy meets money, boy loses money,

or becomes a total mess,

hoping his old friends will remember him.

I think it's pretty played out.

Kate, look, I know I've been a jerk to you,

and I have been for a long time.

The thing is, I've waited my whole life for

something magical to happen..

..and when it did, I lost sight that my life was

already full of really special people.

A family who loves me, friends that are there

for me.

And you.

- Me?

For as long as I can remember, you've been

sniffing Brittany van Horn's grass.

I like clarity to see that someone wonderful

was already in my life.

I'm sorry Kate. For everything, I'm sorry.

I don't know if your answer will be yes, but I

really need your help.

I need your double D's.

No, not those. Those are nice.

If this has anything to do with your trashy porno

magazine, the answer is... no.

Before you blow me off, think about it. Heaven

subscription base is huge.

You literate horny men. - Well, better to be

exposed to the brilliant radiance of Kate Reeves?

Award-winning Kate Reeves.

- Award winning, yes..

What's in it for me, Mack?

Platform for issues, your concernes, your

stand on feminism,

and it's Hughes, not Mack.

Does this mean you're not mad at me anymore,

or you are mad and that's the way of expressing..

You forgot "fumo".

- Bite me! I'm such a lame-ass.

No, it's really good. Not even a real stoner

could have pulled that off.

Thanks man. I'll take my marijuana wisdom

seriously. - What are you doing here?

I came by to..

I came by to apologize.

I was so concerned about finding an identity, and

wanting to be remembered for something in high school,

and I forgot the most important thing; It's not

what you're remembered for, but who remembers you.

And I don't want any of you guys to forget me,

because I'll never forget you.

Come here, buddy.

But I do know both of you taught me about my

own responsibility. -You already are, son.

I'm so proud.

- Get here to the future owner of the store.

We'll be there.

Angels..

We've got a mission.

OFF-SHORE BANKING BELIZE FEDERAL BANK

CONFIDENTIAL:

LUQUIDATION PLANS

Welcome to Xenia.

Little man! Miss Harding sends her love.

Hi! So good to see you!

Good! Beautiful! Really beautiful!

Guys!

Who's the pretty girl?

Good.

And thus, with our diversification into film on

TV, and ofcourse, the internet.

The new millenium for Heaven, under my command,

looks brighter than ever.

Any questions?

- I have one.

My question, uncle Duncay, is whether or not

you made it known to the board

your plan to sell off the Heaven empire?

Bit by tiny bit, at insider prices.

That is absolutely not true.

Security?

According to this documentation, the only liar

with the dull face seems to be you.

But I'm curious, uncle Duncay. How long have

you been embezzling from this corporation?

Embezzling! Embezzling? That is an outrage!

Boy, you are way out of line, and you do not have

the floor. These are all false accusations.

I'm yielding the floor to young Mr. Hughes.

Betsy, sweetheart, only a majority stock holder,

which I happen to be,

can even be on the floor in order to yield it,

during the board of directors' meeting.

You should have read the will a little more

closely, Duncay darling.

Your brother left me a sh*t load of stock.

- You still need to suck it.

I'll suck in it. - Don't tell me, please. My brother

made you a majority stockholder?

Duncay, I could retire of the stock he left me,

but if I did, there'd be no one to keep tabs on

Mike Hunt in your ass.

Ok, eyes front people. This little freak show is

a waste of your valuable time.

It is now my sad duty to inform you that your novice

publisher, Mr. Hughes, has ignored his responsibilities.

The result beeing, that for the first time in its

history, Heaven magazine will miss its publishing date.

And lose subscribers, angry advertisers, and zero

profit. -That's what I wanna talk about.

According to our by-laws, anyone wishing to address

the board of directors, must file a petition.

Additionaly, 100 signatures is required, just to be..

- It looks to me to be 100 signatures.

Don't it, b*tch?

Oh look at that! 100 signatures!

I still have the floor.

- Duncan, on behalf of the board of directors, please, sit down.

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