Yeopgijeogin geunyeo

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Jun Jee-hyun & Ja Tae-hyun

MY SASSY GIRL:

Exactly two years ago today,

she and I buried a time capsule here.

We promised to meet here

two years later, today,

but she hasn't come yet.

I'm going to wait.

Attention...

Please don't move.

Wait a minute.

Hello?

Oh, auntie

Don't worry, I will come.

I'm really sorry. Yes, I'm coming.

Sorry, I'm almost on my way.

I'm having my photo taken. Bye.

Ok!

Are you ready?

Here we go.

One, two...

My parents wanted a daughter,

so they raised me like one.

So I thought I was a girl until I was seven.

I had to go to the women's public bath, too.

The older I got,

I thought my penis would get smaller and disappear.

But it was the opposite.

First Half

He hasn't changed at all.

No, I'm a real man now.

Whatever you say!

Do you really think civil work in the army

makes you a man?

What are you laughing at?

My job was tougher than you could imagine.

Hey!! I worked near the border to the north...

Who are you kidding?

Never mind. Anyway, welcome back home.

Hey, that girl,

she's just my type.

When l see my type, I can't help it.

I need to hit on her.

Who's interrupting me?

Your mother, you bastard. / Oh, mom...

Why aren't you at your aunt's house?

I'm leaving soon.

What's that noise in the background?

Keep quiet! It's my mom!

Make sure you pay a visit.

It's been over a year since you saw her.

That long?

You know she feels lonely after losing her son last year.

She says you resemble him.

She'll be so glad to see you.

Still there?

We don't look alike.

Plus, I hate when she rubs my face and kisses me.

Uncle does, too.

She'll introduce you to a girl. Hey!

I know the type she likes.

I want to meet a girl like the ones in romantic comic books,

that is the type of girl I wanna meet.

But on that day...

She's my type, but I don't Iike her.

Why?

Drunk girls disgust me.

Hey, get up!

Offer your seat to the elderly!

Go!

Hey.

And, don't wear pink.

Honey!

I'm not...

What?

I don't know her.

Your girlfriend is completely drunk. You handle this!

I'm not...

Think I'm stupid?

Come here!

Are you laughing?

Why didn't you look after her?

Hurry and do something!

What are you doing?

I'm sorry.

Let me help with cleaning expenses.

Forget it.

Just take care of her.

Nothing's there when you need it.

Where did all those motels go?

I hate being with a drunk girl.

But carrying her on my back is even worse.

Wow, your honey's wasted.

No, it's not my fault.

Of course, it is. I know everything.

You see, we're engaged.

Western or Korean style?

Give me any room.

Room 405.

None on the first floor?

Fourth floor!

You forgot to check in.

It's 40,000 won, kid.

What? 40,000 won?

Why? Find another place then.

Count it!

Hello?

This phone's owner?

She's sleeping beside me.

What? Here?

Where we are?

The Uk-su motel near Bupyung station.

Better wash and leave fast.

Aha, hands in the air!

What are you doing?

Hands in the air!

Take it, and share it amongst you!

And eat one a piece, okay?

Yes, boss.

You have a problem with us?

What are you looking at? Look away.

Gyeon-woo, you can leave.

Did you go to Bupyung?

Yes, I did.

Where did you sleep?

Your aunt said you didn't come!

And you're telling me a lie!

What happened to your sweater?

l'm such a poor guy.

All this because of a drunk girl.

I wanna die.

You asked if I went to Bupyung!

I did, but not to see auntie!

What?

Come here!

Bastard! Wait till you come back!

Know me now, right? I'm a typical student.

An engineering major.

My studies?

I'm smart, but I never study.

My parents can prove that.

You're smart like me, but studying is your problem.

Since you inherited your brain from me,

you'll get good grades if you study harder, idiot.

Up four points in three years.

You call this a report card?

Since you inherited your brain from your mom,

you'll get good grades if you study harder.

If you raise kids, never tell them they're smart.

They'll never study.

My goals?

Haven't thought about it yet.

You understand now?

I'm a hopeless student.

Hello?

Who are you, bastard?

What? Who's calling?

Why were you naked in a motel with me?

Come out to Bupyung station now!

How could she do this?

I went to jail and got beaten with a vacuum for her.

Excuse me.

This is you?

Yes?

Follow me.

What do you wanna eat?

Cherry jubilee...

Mango Tango or Shooting Stars...

Jamonka Almonds good, too.

I'll just have a Love Me.

Hey, wanna die or what?

Drink coffee.

Two coffees.

You pay for it.

Tell me.

What happened last night?

Well, it's

You were drunk, so...

Don't stumble and speak clearly!

You see.

You were drunk and staggering at the subway station.

I saved you from the train.

I thought maybe this girl was a snake.

Pretending to be drunk and vomiting

to use the guy in a state of confusion.

So I called you honey?

That's right.

I kind of remember that.

You showered to wash off vomit and sweat,

and the police came?

That's right.

Would you believe that from my point of view?

To a girl like this, you need to show her who's the boss.

So I did that, right?

Yes, you did.

Sorry, for the delay.

When she's not drunk,

she's just my type.

You

you look prettier and livelier than yesterday.

Are you mocking me?

No, I'm not.

Then are you hitting on me?

I don't wanna date you.

We're not destined for each other.

Throw the trash away and follow me!

Damn it.

I think she's a heavy drinker.

You order.

Kimchi soup and Soju, please.

Eat Golbangee.

Then you should order.

Stop pouting!

Golbangee, please.

Let's go somewhere fun later.

I know what that means. A motel?

Are you rich? / Of course.

How much will you give us?

We'll see, so don't worry.

You kids are prostituting, huh?

Why'd you order Golbangee? Eat something else!

What's it to you? Mind your own business.

We're just having a drink with some friends. What's wrong?

You take friends to a motel?

How old are you kids?

Old enough to drink. Mind your own business.

Think I'm doing this 'cause you're drinking?

Show me your ID. You, too.

What's with you?

Show it, now!

This sucks.

She's a vicious chick. No matter how pretty she is,

I'm too embarrassed to be with her.

Who are you to butt in other people's business?

Don't you have a daughter?

No, but I could make you one!

Who the hell do you think you are?

How dare you, you wanna fight?

Come on, I'll show you!

Don't live like that!

Catch up with the girls.

Have a drink and calm down.

Seeing a girl cry makes me sad for some reason.

She's more attractive the closer I look at her.

Did you blow your nose on this?

No.

Please stop crying.

The handkerchief is mine.

To be honest,

I broke up with my boyfriend yesterday.

Excuse me.

Wake up, please!

Your fiances wasted again?

What now?

Sign you in like before, right?

Yes.

But mister, have any medicine for alcohol?

No, you buy it.

I saw her lips.

Her white neck.

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