You'll Never Get Rich Page #8

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If any person can show cause why

they may not lawfully be joined together...

...let him now speak,

or forever hold his peace.

Do you take this woman

to be your lawful wedded wife?

I do.

Do you take this man

to be your lawful wedded husband?

I do.

In accordance with the authority vested

in me, I now pronounce you man and wife.

Will you stop,

the show is over.

The real show has just started,

Mrs. Curtis.

Mrs. What?

Ladies and gentlemen... Just in time,

Capt. Barton and my dear friend, Martin.

Listen, everybody,

Sheila and I are man and wife.

Yes, the man who performed the wedding

ceremony was a real justice of the peace.

You are, without a doubt, the...

Let go of me.

I believe Curtis was to be returned

to the guardhouse right after the show.

Come on, Curtis.

I'll have this annulled,

then have him arrested.

Think it over, darling.

A husband in jail is no use at all.

- You and your show!

- Listen, now that you're married...

...I can't let Robert

be tortured like this...

...so I've got to tell you,

I changed the name on the bracelet.

I framed the thing up in his apartment,

so that I could get Sonya into the show.

I'd have told you this before,

but that old G-woman of mine...

Oh, you darling!

I wonder if they have daylight saving

around here?

Hurry up, Swivel.

Curtis has to have a honeymoon.

He should've started digging

from the guardhouse.

Oh, shut up and dig.

Mrs. Curtis calling on her husband.

The last I heard, the Curtises

don't live here anymore.

They broke up, I heard.

I heard she might be

coming back to him.

You did?

But it's rather awkward

with the bridegroom behind bars.

Awkward? It's awful.

I could pitch a tent out here,

and we could look at each other.

Curtis.

On recommendation of Captain Barton,

I'm releasing you for your honeymoon.

Colonel, you're a sweetheart.

Oh, sorry, sir. Yes, sir.

Thank you, sir. Yes, sir. Thank you.

Curtis? Curtis?

I guess we're lost.

It's pretty foggy tonight.

Yes. You see, we had a date with...

we're going to China...

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