You're Telling Me! Page #6

I'm prepared to make you a | reasonable offer for your invention.

How much? | $20,000.

Just a moment, Sam. Is that | for your puncture-proof tire?

Yes, it is. | Ridiculous!

I'm prepared to offer | $50,000 for the patent.

I beg pardon. | And who are you?

I'm the Princess Lescaboura,

and I want the rights | for my country.

Well, I won't haggle.

$75,000!

$90,000!

$150,000! | $300,000.

$400,000! | $500,000!

$600,000! | $750,000!

I'll give you | a million dollars

and a royalty on | every tire manufactured!

Sold to the gentleman | with the Panama hat!

Here's a check | for $50,000. $50,000!

You take this check! | Grab this check! Here!

Sam!

Goodbye, my bun.

Goodbye, Mr. Bisbee. | Goodbye, Mrs. Murchison.

Goodbye, Bisbee. | Goodbye, Murchie.

Goodbye, Sam. | Goodbye, Marie.

I want to thank you | for a lot of fun.

The pleasure's mutual.

We certainly put that | princess stuff over, didn't we?

You're telling me!

Goodbye, Sam. | Goodbye, Marie.

Goodbye! Goodbye, Sam. Goodbye now...

Don't forget... | Bye, Peter.

Goodbye! | Don't forget to...

Don't... Don't forget to send | me a postcard from Niagara Falls!

Boys, we're off to the races. | Take that.

Now, if anybody wants me | for the next two weeks,

I'll be in conference.

Right about face!

Forward march!

What a relief!

They've gone.

Charlie, open that bag.

This'll be the first real | drink I've had in months.

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