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You Can't Have It Page #7
Guys, it's all ready
been a night, all right?
And you're right, Tammy looks great.
Look, if you ever decide
to experiment on the straight
side, stay away from my wife, all right?
She's bad news.
They're all bad news.
Like I said, he knows everything.
I don't remember asking you to join us.
Hey, I don't remember
asking for all the sh*t
that happened neither,
because this is the one
night I come here to relax.
Well look man, none of
us wanted this to happen.
Well whatever happened, it happened
because you messed up.
I oughta kick your ass.
Fernando, you lost your
Are you gonna buy me a drink?
And you're gonna shut up.
Please give me a scotch.
Pay attention, Bill, that's
what a real man orders.
You don't know who's who here, do you?
You don't even know who you really are.
What the hell you talking about?
These are my best friends.
Idiot.
You didn't figure out Tyler
here was gay until now.
And Fernando, you keep
insisting that you just speak
with your best friends wife privately.
Privately.
And Billy, you're just facing
there because you wanna
save your own ass.
You wanna save your
Hey Billy, there's a lot of old sayings
written about guys just like you.
What old saying?
Such as hell have no
fury like a woman scorned.
Yeah, I've heard it, so?
Yeah, what do you think
Tammy is doing with Sandra
in that room?
Well, I'm not entirely blameless,
I've been having an affair
with Fernando for months.
Fernando, oh my God.
Okay, so that's why you
ran into the bathroom and...
There's more.
Bill and I've been trying
married and nothing's worked until,
well, in a sick way hearing
Bill got you pregnant
was almost a relief.
Because you know he's not sterile?
No, because I'm pregnant
with Fernando's baby.
Oh my God, you're kidding?
Wow, I mean, I guess it's perfect,
everyone gets what they wanted.
I just never, never planned
for it to happen this way.
Well I mean, life is what happens
when you're busy making other plans.
I mean, that's what they say, right?
Yeah, it's just, it's
just a lot to take in, okay.
It's gonna be fine.
It will be fine.
Everything won't be fine.
Why, we're both getting what
we wanted, it will be perfect?
Do you remember what I told you before,
last time we were in here?
I said if you touch me
again, I would kill you.
You've been picturing
where everything works out,
but you can't have it.
Bill, Bill, Bill!
Lay her down.
What you do, what happened?
Bill, this isn't about you.
Fernando, I'm carrying your child.
Why did I have to fall in love with you?
Oh my God.
Our friendship didn't mean sh*t!
I can explain, bro.
Freeze!
Calm down, Bill.
What's going on in here?
Boys, back it off, relax!
Hey, get off of me.
Hey, we'll take it from here.
Keep everything locked down, officers.
Excuse me, who do you think you are?
You were my best man.
Someone need to do some explaining,
what's going on in here?
Stand down, officers, we've got this.
I need more than that, ma'am.
Federal agent, we're good, thank you.
Thank you for coming in.
You two want to get fired, Officer.
No, ma'am.
Then I suggest you call
your god damn captain
and get on with doing my job.
Gentlemen, I have your proof right here.
Thank you, good work.
Sit down, Fernando.
Have you ever heard of Shiam Simya?
No, why should I give a sh*t about them?
It sounds like Chinese or something.
It's actually Russian,
also known as MI7,
Were those the bastards
that killed Tammy?
Not quite, why don't
you tell him, Fernando?
I've got nothing to say.
It's all in there.
Your best buddy Fernando
here was paid to be
the eyes and ears of the... Muerto,
MI7's biggest rival in the heroin trade.
Geez, that's a lot of cash.
Yeah man, my idiot dad decided he wanted
to buy a house with cash.
Uh, okay.
You're all dead.
Everyone wanted to
keep an eye on you, Bill.
Tammy was an agent for MI7,
assigned to keep an eye
on you and Fernando.
Was that Russian?
Hey, yeah, I'm taking a class.
I don't get it.
It was all about Jacob, Bill,
everyone thought you were him.
Jacob, no, they told me
he died four years ago.
He did, he took six bullets to the chest
but not everyone was convinced.
He had a habit of posing as you,
an average, government
employee, no threat to anyone.
That doesn't make any
sense, why would he do that?
Because who knows what
what they're talking about.
In this case, the codes
for the information satellite
that MI7 uses for their
secure communication.
Yeah, your brother was
real close to cracking
those codes when he was killed.
Nobody knew how close he was,
So convenient information
leak made the dealers think
that he was still alive
and posing as you.
We wanted to keep an eye on them,
and knew they'd be drawn to you.
Ah great, so you used me as bait.
Sometimes sacrifices must
be made for the greater good.
I know I shouldn't have voted for Bush.
Actually, it was Clinton who authorized
the company for those types of calls.
Bastards.
So, I don't get it, why
did Tammy kill Sandy?
Sandy was with the Sicilians.
The Sicilians were
also trying to get access
to that satellite.
Sorry.
Oh, an Italian passport.
And they all thought
that I had these codes?
Still not sure you don't.
Why didn't you just kill me?
MI7 was afraid you had written
down the codes somewhere,
and everybody else
was afraid you hadn't.
So every relationship
that I've had for the past
four years has been a lie.
I need a god damn drink.
Tyler was straight, not literally,
but he wasn't an agent
and neither was Craig.
You should just be happy
that you're alive, pal.
Tammy was actually supposed to
kill you and Fernando tonight.
It turns out she
really did love you guys.
So what about you three?
Suzanne, Rafferty, and I,
we're assigned to protect you,
but we couldn't let you know.
Hey, hey!
Off me, get off me!
For gods sakes.
Yeah, do it tight.
Okay, so what now?
So now, your friend Fernando
goes away for a while,
a long while.
And you go into witness protection.
You're still a target, Bill.
We can't risk letting you go.
I need a cigarette,
anybody have a smoke?
There's no smoking in here.
Well can I go out for
at least a minute, please?
He's fine, I mean,
there's cops everywhere.
Here.
Hey, Bill.
I'm sorry.
All my friends were not my friends
and I was just the job to them.
But you are too.
Seriously, if you need me for anything,
I got your back, okay?
Relax.
It's finally over.
Well hell, this is
bigger than I thought.
Isn't it?
Yeah, you were right about one thing.
Everybody has secrets.
My secret, I took my dead
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