You Can't Take It with You Page #10
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- 1938
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I didn't mean anything I said.
I wish you'd told me
to mind my own business.
If there's any way I could make up for it...
...I would.
Here, how'd you like to have my harmonica?
It's a new one and good, too.
You might want to play it sometime.
After all, who am I to criticize anybody?
All right, everybody out for night court.
Have your slips ready.
I'm Mr. Kirby's attorney. Where is he?
- Kirby.
- Yes, Kirby, Kirby.
Oh, yes. They're just going to be arraigned.
Right through there.
Wonder what he's so excited about.
Attorney for Mr. Kirby.
Has he been arraigned yet?
- Not yet. Right through that door.
- Thank you.
Kirby?
Anthony P. Kirby.
- Is that Anthony P. Kirby, the banker?
- It's Kirby, the banker, you know.
Just a minute, please.
Yes, that's Anthony P. Kirby.
That's all we wanted to know.
Oh, boy.
- What did you say your name was?
- Anthony P. Kirby.
Psychopathic ward.
I sentence you to 31 days in the city jail...
I sentence you to 31 days in the city jail...
...but I'll suspend 30 days of that sentence...
...if you give me your word
that as soon as you get out tomorrow...
...you'll go back to your folks in Kansas.
- That's all right, run along.
Your Honor, would you take
the Vanderhof case next?
Why?
We just found out
that one of them is A.P. Kirby.
- The banker?
- Yes.
What are the charges?
Disturbing the peace and manufacturing
fireworks without a license.
Fireworks?
You mean to tell me that A.P. Kirby
has been held in the drunk tank?
Is that why
all these spectators are here tonight?
No. They are Vanderhof's friends.
I didn't know anybody had
that many friends anymore.
- Do the newspapermen know?
- I don't think so.
That's good.
What a holiday they'd have if they knew
A.P. Kirby was in the drunk tank.
Bring them in right away.
No use crucifying him.
- Bring in the Vanderhofs.
- Vanderhof case next.
Get away from me. Have you seen the...
Hello, Grandpa.
Hello, Grandpa.
Order. Order.
Quiet.
Order.
Your Honor, in arresting Mr. and Mrs. Kirby
and their son, a grave blunder was made...
...and we would suggest...
- Do all four of you represent Mr. Kirby?
- Yes, Your Honor.
Quite an array of talent for a misdemeanor.
If there's any objection
to Mr. Kirby being represented by counsel...
Not at all.
In fact, this court feels quite flattered.
Thank you.
The charge is disturbing the peace.
- How do you plead?
- Not guilty, of course.
Of course.
Mister, are you represented,
or any of your people, by counsel?
No, sir.
I guess we're disturbing the peace if one
took the trouble to make a complaint.
And if it's against the law
to manufacture fireworks without a license...
...I guess we're guilty of that, too,
because we've been doing it a long time.
I don't feel guilty, do you, Essie?
Order, order, please.
Mr. Vanderhof,
on the charge of disturbing the peace...
...you and the rest of your family are,
by your own plea, guilty.
- However, I shall suspend sentence.
- Thank you.
But, the manufacturing of explosives
without a license, I'm sorry...
...l'm forced to fine you $100.
$100!
That's a lot of money.
Your Honor, Mr. Kirby,
who is noted for his charitable work...
...would like to pay the fine
for this poor unfortunate family.
Oh, no, thank you. I can't let you do that.
No, you don't. Grandpa don't need
your money. We'll pay that fine.
Order, order! Order in the court.
Order, order.
No, it's all right, Officer.
It's all right. Let them come in.
We'll pay the fine.
We don't need your money.
A whole hatful, Grandpa. A whole hatful.
We'll get it, Grandpa.
There you are, Judge, is that enough?
Yes, I think so.
Take the money over to the clerk's desk.
Mr. Vanderhof, you're a very lucky man
to have so many friends.
Yes.
- How about it, Lieutenant?
- You can't come in here.
Come on, will you?
Let us take just one flash.
Now, gentlemen.
I'd like to dismiss the charges
against the Kirbys of disturbing the peace...
...but they were present at the arrest
and if these people were guilty...
...then I must naturally assume
that the Kirbys were guilty also.
Your Honor, that's absurd.
Unless they can explain
what they were doing there.
Don't say a word, Anthony.
I'm afraid they've got you, Mother.
Do you realize, Your Honor,
that this gentleman is Mr. A.P. Kirby?
I've been made to realize that fact.
Perhaps Mr. Anthony P. Kirby himself
can explain what they were doing there.
- Well, Your Honor...
- I don't think that's important.
Haven't we been embarrassed enough?
It seems to me a little more respect
should be shown for our position.
Your Honor,
this charge is absolutely ridiculous.
Failing a satisfactory explanation,
I shall be obliged to have them stand trial.
- But...
- They have the right to be heard.
Your Honor, please.
Mr. Kirby came to see me
about buying my house.
- About buying your house?
- Yes.
He's been interested in the property
for some time now and...
He just came to talk over the deal.
That's all.
That's why we were there, and I don't
see why we should be held accountable...
...for anything that these people
might have done.
- That's not true.
- Now, Alice.
Grandpa, I won't stand
for our being humiliated like this.
They're ashamed to admit
they came to look my family over...
...to see if I was good enough
- I never heard anything so silly in my life.
- That's the reason we were there.
I've decided that it's your family
that isn't good enough.
I wouldn't be related to a bunch of snobs
like that for anything in the world.
Your mother's all in a dither
because of her social reputation.
- That's telling them, Alice.
- Who do they think they are?
Order!
Your reputation's safe,
and so is your son's, and your old man's.
What's up?
Cinderella just told Prince Charming
to go take a flying leap.
- How about we take a flying leap?
- That's a good idea.
Order in the court.
Order. Officer, put these men out.
The next time you go slumming,
stay away from our neighborhood.
Alice, please.
Order.
Order.
Alice should've told us
where she was going.
Don't you think so, Essie?
Any word from her yet?
I've been all over town.
The detective agency worked all night on it.
They've checked every hotel
for 100 miles around.
Mrs. Sycamore, will you please tell me
where she is?
I don't know, Tony.
Even if I did, I'm sorry. I couldn't tell you.
If I wrote her a letter...
She doesn't want to see you.
That's why she went away mostly.
There's no use you coming here anymore,
or trying to find her.
You'll only make things worse for her.
For us, too.
I guess that's that.
- We're awfully sorry, Tony.
- Thank you, sir.
Boy, I sure do feel sorry for Tony.
Rheba say you want something to eat,
somebody?
No, I'm not hungry, are you?
I ought to be cleaning up the cellar.
It's in an awful mess.
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