Your Sister's Sister Page #5
That sounds good.
- Did she tell you about
the Pam thing last night?
- What's that?
- Did she tell you about Pam?
- We touched on it.
- How's this?
- It's okay.
- Can you not talk about me
when I'm in the same area?
- I'm just saying,
that this guy is, like,
all clued up on your breakup
and I don't know anything.
- Here's the deal.
New rule.
backs in this house, all right?
- All right.
- Um, we don't do that.
- Okay.
- Yeah, good.
- Okay, I know you don't want
to talk about it anymore.
That's fine.
- Yeah.
- That's totally fine.
- Let's just move on.
- All right.
- Sounds good to me.
This place is incredible.
- Mm-hmm.
- I know you said at some point
it was renovated, but...
- You don't understand
- You don't understand.
It was...
- I mean, it was insane.
- It was beautiful.
- It was just so pure
and gorgeous,
and then Marilyn came in
and just eradicated
any memory of us.
And, so the house, yes,
is very beautiful...
- Yeah.
- But Marilyn's only got
- It's two and a half, three.
- Two and a half,
three more years.
- Yeah, I think so.
- What, are you...
I'm sorry, what?
Three to go?
- The ten-year itch.
- Mm-hmm.
- Okay, he was with her mum
for ten years,
had an affair with my mum,
who was his secretary.
- Got your mom Lenora pregnant.
- Yes.
- Married her.
- Moved to London.
- Moved to London.
- Got bored of Lenora,
and then he moved on.
And then he kind of philandered
around for, like, seven years.
- He went through
his crazy Warren Beatty phase.
The funny thing, though,
about those years,
when he was so bad
with the ladies,
he was so good with us,
because that was...
- He wasn't.
- No, but that was, like,
six summers
that it was just
the three of us here.
- I know, but you were okay
with that.
I had no respect for that.
He just went... he dodged
from one to the other,
and it was gross.
- That's so crazy.
So he would just, like,
date all these women,
Like, for short periods
of time
with not a lot
of emotional investment?
- Yeah, it was horrible.
- And they were very similar,
and then he would just move on?
- Yeah.
- God, that's just weird.
Who does that?
Oh!
And the patterns emerge!
- What are you doing?
- I'm sorry.
Skinny Jeans George,
Skinny Jeans Harry,
Skinny Jeans Vinnie.
Vinnie lasted
for at least two weeks.
He was one of the longer ones.
- I don't like dating.
You know that.
I don't like dating.
I don't like the...
I don't like it.
I get bored.
I don't like it.
- Do you know how
the Iris dating scheme
works these days?
(laughs)
No, you don't.
- Okay, this is basically
how it works,
I mean, in a nutshell.
So they come in
with the skinny jeans
that... yes, skinnier than these,
by the way.
Then we've got
the rocker stud belt,
the Converse, no socks,
tongue open, no shoelaces,
the swoopy haircut.
by the way.
- Well, I have it
'cause I have hair problems.
These guys are young enough.
They should not be swooping.
It starts out
usually on a Friday,
'cause she met him
at a coffee shop.
Saturday night, we go to either
Fleet Foxes or Band of Horses...
- I like Fleet Foxes.
- Or some sort of
Light in The Attic show.
And then she takes them
the next morning.
She's like, "I'm such
and then they get
And the next weekend they call,
and she does coffee.
And then it's done.
- And why are you
almost defending them?
You hate all of the guys
that I've been out with.
You've hated all of them.
- Well, the problem is...
- I get very bored.
You know that.
- You have great taste in life,
and you have
terrible taste in men.
- You have terrible taste
in clothes.
- Of course I do.
I never said...
a horror show.
- Don't... don't talk about
the jean shorts.
Don't, don't.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
- The fact that
you've somehow managed
to get the inner seam higher
than the outer seam
is so creepy.
- God is in the details.
I'm sorry.
- I never want to see
those things again.
- Remember the guy who asked you
to cut your bush?
Remember?
The guy that you
were hooking up with
that told you to trim
your bush and...
- Okay, we're good.
- No, no, no.
She came home in tears,
because she was hooking up
with this guy.
Remember that guy?
And she had a little poof
in her underwear.
- Okay, you know...
- And she's like, "I didn't know
I'm supposed to trim my bush."
(both laughing)
- I was so embarrassed.
- And I was, like,
the bad older sister
'cause I didn't tell her.
- What the f*** are you doing?
I didn't.
It was...
(laughing)
- Anyway, that's the only
boyfriend story I remember.
- You suck.
That is so wrong, by the way.
- What?
- That's very wrong.
- These are the guys...
- Okay, we're good,
we're good, we're good.
We're done.
We're done.
Okay?
- Okay, we're done.
I'm just gonna eat another vat
of mashed potatoes.
- How are you liking
those mashed potatoes?
- They're outrageous.
- Yeah?
They taste good?
- Mm-hmm.
- How vegan do they taste
to you?
Come on.
That was it.
Don't rinse out.
Come on.
You've been plowing through
those things.
Do you know why
they tasted good?
Because they have dairy in them.
That's why.
- Why would you do that?
- Because I felt like it.
- That's five pounds of fear
right there that I just ate.
- It was meant to be a joke
just 'cause...
to see if you liked it.
- It was meant to be a joke.
- I mean,
it's just so not cool.
- Okay, okay.
You're right.
It's not cool.
Are you allergic to butter,
though?
- No, I'm emotionally allergic
to butter.
- I'm sorry.
It was just a little bit.
It was just a tablespoon.
I like butter
in my mashed potato,
and that was all it was.
- All right.
- Don't, Hannah.
- That was delicious
and inhumane and...
I'll see you guys
in the morning.
- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
- I love you,
but I don't like you.
- All right.
- Thank you, Jack.
- Good night, Hannah.
(birds calling)
- Hannah?
- Hmm?
- Hello.
(giggles)
- I'm sleeping.
- I know.
I can't sleep.
It's because I'm so excited
that you're here.
- Well, try.
- What?
- Try.
- I can't.
(sighs)
- Do you want to talk?
- Mm-mm.
(laughs)
- Go to bed.
- I can't.
- Well, sleep here, but, shh.
- Okay.
Can I just have one question?
- Hmm?
- Do you like Jack?
- Yeah, he's all right.
- Hmm?
- I said he's all right.
- What do you think of him?
- I don't know.
I just met him.
- Yeah, but, you know,
you're very good
- I don't know.
He seems like a nice guy.
- Mm-hmm.
- He's a good cook.
A**hole.
I hate that bush story.
- I, like, hate it so much.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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