Your Sister's Sister Page #6
It's so, so embarrassing.
- It's a good story.
- Yeah, for you.
(laughs)
- I don't know.
He's funny, I guess.
- He's very funny.
- And full of himself.
- Well, it's because
he's nervous, though.
He just gets a little posture-y
when he's nervous.
He's really smart.
- So do you like him?
- Yeah, he's my friend.
- No, I mean, do you like him
like him?
- Yeah.
I think I'm in love with him.
- Wow.
- Yeah.
Do you think that's weird?
- No.
No.
- Because of Tom,
- I don't know.
- He made this, like,
really drunken pass at me once.
And it was right after
I broke up with Tom.
And it was completely
embarrassing, but...
He was so upset
the next day,
you know, mortified.
And...
And I was kind of happy
that it happened.
that I shouldn't...
shouldn't tell him.
Do you think that
I should tell him?
No.
- No, not no.
Uh-uh...
- He's so sweet.
on it.
- Sleep on it?
"I think you should
sleep with him."
(laughs)
- That's my usual advice.
- I just think
I might f*** everything up,
because maybe
we know each other too well,
you know?
And he'd be totally
weirded out, and...
- Sleep on it.
- Okay.
- In your own bed.
- Okay.
- I'm exhausted.
- Okay.
- I love you.
- I love you.
It's nice to see you.
- So good to see you,
Peanut.
(both chuckling)
- Okay.
(sighs)
- Hi, Stink Bomb.
- Hey.
How are you?
- What are you doing?
- Just chilling.
Reading.
- Are you not sleeping?
- I can't sleep.
Can you not sleep?
Here.
Thanks.
- Yeah.
- What do you think of her?
- I think she's great.
You know, I really like her,
and she seems great.
(laughs)
Do you not like her?
- No, I just said I like her.
I do.
- Did you... what did you guys
do last night?
- We, um...
Nothing.
You know, it was just,
like, small talk,
getting to know
And it was nice.
- Do you think
that she's pretty?
- I think she is
empirically attractive.
(laughs)
- What?
- "Technically speaking she is,
uh, pretty attractive."
- Whatever.
She's a pretty girl.
Yeah.
- She's really pretty.
- She's a pretty girl.
- This is her room.
Do you know that?
- This is her room?
- You're in her room.
- That's weird.
Why'd she put me in here?
(laughs)
She hates this room.
(laughing)
- Maybe that's why
she put me in here.
- She does.
She really hates this room.
She hasn't even unpacked.
- Wow.
- Yeah, that's all her stuff.
Sh*t.
- What is that?
- This is all her paintings.
I don't know if she even knows
they're here.
She hasn't picked up a brush
in years, but...
- It's beautiful.
- Yeah.
These are all
from around here.
And this is a nudist beach
on the other side
of the island.
- On this island?
- Yep.
- That's crazy.
- Anyway...
- Anyway.
I got to tell you something.
- What?
- I...
- What?
- I am too old to ride bicycles
to islands.
(laughs)
- Anyway,
that's my big confession
for the night.
(birds chirping)
(sighing and snoring)
(gasps)
You just put your foot
in my face,
you son of a b*tch.
- What?
- You just put your foot
in my face.
- No, I didn't.
- You did.
- Sh*t head.
(laughs)
(birds chirping)
(waves lapping)
- Hey.
- Hey.
- You were right.
- About what?
- It's just, um,
better if she doesn't know.
Cool?
- Yeah, that's...
that's good for me, yeah.
(waves lapping)
- Just like that.
- Ew, it's a gloopy.
- I prefer "eye booger."
- Oh...
- What are... what are we
in for here?
- Hmm?
- What are we in for here?
- I have no idea.
- Are you guys ready for
the best gluten-free, vegan,
soy-free pancakes
you're ever gonna eat?
- Mmm.
- Absolutely.
- Seriously,
these are delicious.
- They look really good.
- You can have a little
sad pancake.
- There's the little man.
- Look, two little
sad pancakes.
- Oh, he is a little sad.
I'll make him happy.
- Tell me if you miss
anything,
'cause I would be very surprised
if you do.
- Okay.
- Um... oh!
Maple syrup.
- Maple syrup.
- Oh, shoot.
Okay, you know what?
No maple syrup, but we do have
cashew butter.
- Mmm.
Amazing.
- They're good?
- Mm!
- Oh, my God.
I'm so excited.
- That's great.
- So good.
- They're actually even good
without it.
But I will try it with.
See how we do.
- I put that stuff on
everything.
It is delish.
- Yeah?
Mmm.
Good.
- They're good?
- Very good.
- Very good.
- I'm so happy
you guys like them.
I mean, do you miss it?
Do you even miss the butter
and the milk?
- Mm-mm.
- Mm-mm.
- They're terrible.
(laughing)
No, they're not.
- They're so bad.
- They're so good, right?
Aren't they good?
- I think "terrible"
is an extreme word.
I think that
they are challenged,
but they are...
- I think it's
a very good effort.
- It's not.
You know what it is?
The flax seeds
didn't do a good job.
I put flax seeds in
to replace the egg,
and usually I use coconut oil,
but we didn't have any.
And it's just...
- Well, you didn't have
the right ingredients.
- We didn't.
- This is what I think.
We'll have a second round.
- Okay.
- You get all
the right ingredients.
I'll make my pancakes,
you make yours,
and we'll have, like,
a pancake-off.
And then whoever wins will win,
like, a...
- Trip to, uh, IHOP.
- A trip to IHOP.
But make sure you bring
your passport,
'cause it's international,
you know.
- Right.
(laughter)
Well done.
Sorry, you guys.
- Don't be sorry.
- Do you know what
I'm so excited about?
- What?
- You.
- What do you mean?
- I'm happy you've left her.
I think that's what
I'm trying to say.
- I've kind of missed seeing
your face like this.
It's the first time I've seen
you look really happy
in a long time.
That's awesome.
Despite the terrible pancakes.
(laughs)
- You do.
I've missed you, you know,
seeing you.
F*** Pam.
- F*** her.
- F*** Pam.
- F*** Pam.
- F*** Pam.
- F*** Pam.
Or don't f*** Pam.
F*** someone else now.
You can do anything
you want now.
That's the thing.
It's really exciting.
You can go traveling now.
You're not stuck in...
- I can.
- You can go to India.
You can find yourself,
like Lenora.
You can do whatever you want.
You can have a baby now.
(laughs)
A baby?
- She's always wanted them.
- That's right where
my mind goes.
Let me go have a baby now.
- No, I've been thinking
about it, that she's...
she's always wanted one
as well.
She has actually always wanted
a baby.
You should try.
Now is your time.
I mean, were you trying?
Were you even trying?
- Yeah, I mean, we had...
you know, we'd been
talking about it.
- She never wanted them,
though.
- But she said she did.
- Yeah, she said was gonna...
she said she was gonna relent
at some point.
And I don't think she ever
wanted them.
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Submitted on August 05, 2018
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