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In Old Arizona
O. Henry
1928		[ Orchestra ] [ Ringing ] [ Chattering ] There's the bus. - Whoa! - Hello, Harry. - Hello. How the hell is everything going? - Fine. Uh, ho...Rate it:

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In Old Chicago
Lamar Trotti
1937		Isn't it time to stop this travelin', | for it dark and the child shiverin'? We will not. And us not two hours, | or maybe three, from Chicago its...Rate it:

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In Old Oklahoma
Ethel Hill
1943		1 (Train horn blaring) (Men singing) Yes, sirree! As soon as I strike oil, that's what I'm gonna get me. An automobile! Oh, you can't depend ...Rate it:

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In the Good Old Summertime
Samson Raphaelson
1949		When I look at Chicago today, it's hard for me to realize... that it's the same city I knew when I was a boy. All those skyscrapers... that st...Rate it:

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Johnny Got His Gun
Dalton Trumbo
1971		How did you get him so quickly? A medical team heard the shell coming in. Apparently, he did, too. Chest and belly practically unmarked. Cur...Rate it:

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Kick-ass
Jane Goldman
2010		Guardian of the Universe. Protector against the forces of evil He can catch a bullet, faster than a speeding train. He leaps tall buildings in a...Rate it:

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Kick-Ass 2
Jeff Wadlow
2013		A handgun bullet travels at more than 700 miles per hour. Hey, whoa. Absolutely not. No. Mmm-mmm. Look, if you don't wanna do it, you don't ha...Rate it:

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Kickin It Old Skool
Trace Slobotkin
2007		Justin, are you ready for the talent show? Mom, I pity the fool who ain't ready for the talent show. Wasn't that... something? A round of appla...Rate it:

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Life as We Know It
Ian Deitchman
2010		[DIGHD] [KNOCKING] [DIGHD] Okay. -Ehh. -Hi. -HoIIy. -Eric. -Messer. -Messer. -Messer. Yeah. everybody caIIs me Messer. -WeII. it's nice ...Rate it:

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Maria Bamford: Old Baby
Maria Bamford
2017		1 I always like to tell audiences... pre-program, just in case you're brought here by a friend. Sometimes friends lead us astray. I had two v...Rate it:

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Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House
Melvin Frank
1948		FADE IN: A very high airplane view of the entire island. Over this, a Voice, authoritative, impressive. ...Rate it:

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My Old Lady
Israel Horovitz
2014		Hello? Hello? Bonjour? Hello? Bonjour. Hello? Nobody home? Hello? Anyone here? Excuse me. Hello. Hello? - Oh, God! - Oh, mon Dieu! I'...Rate it:

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Nixon by Nixon: In His Own Words
Unknown
2014		I don't come from a political family. I didn't think about the possibility of being President of the United States. My mother didn't take me ...Rate it:

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No Country for Old Men
Coen brothers
2007		FADE IN: EXT. MOUNTAINS - NIGHT Snow is falling in a gusting wind. The voice of an old man: VOICE OVER I was sheriff of this county when I ...Rate it:

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Now You Know
Jeff Anderson
2002		% % [Rock] Come on, man. Little steps. Little steps. Come on, man. You look like you're gonna cry. Come on. All right. I just want you to rem...Rate it:

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Old 37
Joe Landes
2015		(RADIO STATIC WHINES) (TAPPING) (SHUSHING) Shh. (RADIO CHATTER) Oh, fuck. - MAN #1: Dispatch to 842. - MAN #2: Go ahead. 842, single motor...Rate it:

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Old Acquaintance
John Van Druten
1943		- Afternoon, Mrs. Abbott. - How do you do? - Hiya, Preston. - Hello, Charlie. Say, these things really travel, don't they? You need any help? ...Rate it:

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Old Bill and Son
Bruce Bairnsfather
1941		1 What do you run it on depth charges why don't you throw that away and get a taxi what for being a big old pimp to me oh that's what it's bee...Rate it:

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Old Boy
Mark Protosevich
2013		What? I said I just wanted to speak What the hell? What's with the way you fucking talk? Who the fuck are you? My... name is... Oh Daesu Wh...Rate it:

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Old Dogs
David Diamond
2009		This walk is exactly what you need. You've been coiled up like a spring. I don't even know who you are anymore. It's a big meeting, I'd think ...Rate it:

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Old Fashioned
Rik Swartzwelder
2014		1 I thought I'd always be alone. Why? It's what I deserve. Oh, that's a bunch of hooey. It's not true. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I've never met anyon...Rate it:

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Old Joy
Jonathan Raymond
2006		Leave a message, we'll call you back. Hey, it's Kurt. I am calling you. I'm in town. Just hoping you're around. I don't know if you're there or ...Rate it:

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Old man
Rohit
2023		fade in : int.hospital Jack room - Night An aging Mute soldier sits fearfully in his wheelchair in a dark hospital room staring with tearful eyes...Rate it:

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Old School
Todd Phillips
2003		[speaker drones, indistinct] Real Estate Query Engine is a virtual rubicon of information, putting the lawyer himself at the controls. Listen,...Rate it:

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