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Everyone Says I Love You
Woody Allen
1996
1 # Just you # # Just me # # Let's find a cozy spot # # Where no one can see # # Just us # # Just we # # We've missed an awful lot # # What...Rate it:

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Expedition Great White
Gary Hines
2009
That's disappointing. NARRATOR: The Great White. Over 10 million years old. And still a mystery. To understand it, you've got to catch it. B...Rate it:

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For The Love Of You
Jackson Perry
2011
(Anthony Runs To the Lobby Really Fast to meet up with Kyla ) Kyla : Damn you must Really like her Anthony:I do Kyla:Well lets get to busines...Rate it:

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Friends: The Stuff You've Never Seen
Unknown
2001
It only takes two heart attacks To finally make you see One of them won 't do it But the second will set you fr... I say, I did the song wrong....Rate it:

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Gabriel Over the White House
Carey Wilson
1933
1 Do you solemnly swear that you will faithfully execute the office of president of the United States... and will to the best of your ability....Rate it:

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George Carlin: You Are All Diseased
George Carlin
1999
That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)
Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast
Greg Davies
2018
1 Now I'm not trying to be rude But, hey, pretty girl, I'm feeling you The way you do the things you do Reminds me of my Lexus Coupe Baby, giv...Rate it:

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Grimm's Snow White
Naomi L. Selfman
2012
Fell to earth. The fallen star burned as an eternal light And ultimate source of power, Which became known as the viridian flame. From this f...Rate it:

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Hands Up Dead Man, You're Under Arrest
Enrico Zuccarini
1971
1 Stop! No! No! Have mercy! Don't shoot, Captain! We surrendered! You can't shoot at prisoners! War is over. I retire you. But we're unarm...Rate it:

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Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It
Unknown
2007
Lilly, why do you read that tabloid trash? They're nothing but li... (clears throat) ''Hannah Montana looks fabulous.'' ...with the occasional ...Rate it:

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Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
Jon Hurwitz
2004
Harold and Kumar go to White Castle Billy Boy! Get your ass ready! It's almost 5:00, and this bad boy needs to get his drink on. - No, no, no....Rate it:

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Have You Seen My Daughter?
Lindsay Doliver
2000
Kimberly:Albertine,I'm Gonna Take Lillian Upstairs, I'll Be Back In A Little Bit. Albertine:Okay. Kimberly:Come On,Honey! Lillian:(Disappears Fr...Rate it:

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He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009
EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

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He's Way More Famous Than You
Halley Feiffer
2013
Halley, Halley! Halley! - Over here! Halley! - Over here, honey! Turn around, turn around! Turn around, and look over your shoulder. That's ...Rate it:

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Heaven Can Wait
Samson Raphaelson
1943
- How do you do, Mr. Van Cleve? - Good afternoon, Your Excellency. - Very kind of you to receive me. - Not at all. - Oh, please. Sit down. - T...Rate it:

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Heaven Can Wait
Elaine May
1978
Break! Let's move it. 20! 29! All right. You take the inside. On this one, you take the inside. 54... Ready, set... 2-85! Back! Throw! Throw...Rate it:

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How About You...
Jean Pasley
2007
[ ] I Like New York In June How About You? I Like A Gershwin Tune How About You? Oh, I Love A Fireside When A Storm Is Due I Like Pot...Rate it:

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How Do You Know
James L. Brooks
2010
- Run for it! - Come on, Lisa! Go, go, go! Go for second! It's gonna be close. Yeah, Lisa! United States wins gold! You did it! - Congratula...Rate it:

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I Can Do Bad All By Myself
Tyler Perry
2009
Hello. Hello. -Hello. -Hello. That's what we do at Club Indigo. The more you drink, the better I look. And the more you drink, the better y...Rate it:

(2.36 / 11 votes)
I Can Only Imagine
Alex Cramer
2018
Thank you. I found a song that saved me through a time. You know how music does that? I was dealing with loss, with pain, and I heard this so...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
I Give My First Love to You
Kenji Bando
2009
My love life has a time limit. It's much shorter than others. So I have no time to waste. I have to shine brightly like fireworks in the summer...Rate it:

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I Know What You Did Last Summer
Kevin Williamson
1997
1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...Rate it:

(3.00 / 3 votes)
I Know You're in There
Robert Lawson Gordon
2016
1 - What are you doing? Come on, I'm not even dressed yet. - I know, that's the best part. - Stop it. I'm serious. - Hey, you're the one wh...Rate it:

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I Love You Again
Leon Gordon
1940
Always the same thing. | You'll find one on every boat, no matter where you go. I've been | twice around the world, and it... Well, gentlemen, la...Rate it:

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