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Night Watcher
Daniel Vincent Gordh
2008
Look. We're gonna go smoke. Want to come? Um, no, thanks. We'll be back. She's probably just in the car. You're an asshole, Mike, I swear to...Rate it:

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Night Will Fall
Lynette Singer
2014
With World War II in Europe drawing to a close, the 3 Allied armies, British, Soviet and American, began their move towards Berlin. Among thei...Rate it:

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Nirvana: Live at the Paramount
Unknown
2011
CHEERING Happy Halloween. This song was written by a band called the Vaselines. They're from Edinburgh, Scotland and they're very punk rock. # ...Rate it:

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No Night Is Too Long
Kevin Elyot
2002
Tim Cornish In 1904, in Maine, a fishing boat sank. 3 men reached the lifeboat. When only one was rescued alive. There were pieces of human f...Rate it:

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No Way to Live
Nick Chakwin
2016
1 Afternoon, sir. I'm here with the Dirby home improvement company. Do you have a moment to take a look at our top-of-the-line portable vacu...Rate it:

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Notte di San Lorenzo, La (The Night of San Lorenzo)
Paolo Taviani
1982
It's the night of Saint Lawrence, my love... the night of the shooting stars. We Tuscans say that each shooting star grants a wish. Don't slee...Rate it:

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One Dark Night
Tom McLoughlin
1982
1 - Thank you, thank you. No, no. Please, please, don't, don't. (screaming horrifically) (suspenseful music) - [Captain Lewis] This is Capta...Rate it:

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One Night
Strahinja Savic
2016
Time is a funny thing. One day you're a little girl running fast toward an unknowable future. And then suddenly you're an adult not sure of wh...Rate it:

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One Night at McCool's
Stan Seidel
2001
# A wanted man in California # # A wanted man in Buffalo # # A wanted man in Kansas City # # A wanted man in Ohio # # A wanted man in Mississip...Rate it:

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One Night in the Tropics
Gertrude Purcell
1940
He begs your pardon. He's terribly sorry. Look, Steve, I'm terribly worried about you. Huh? I've never seen you take love like this before. Oh...Rate it:

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One Night Stand
Mike Figgis
1997
Hello. My name is Max. I'm 35. And I have 2 kids. And I'm married to a beautiful women. I work in the commercial advertising industry. I'm a commer...Rate it:

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One Night with the King
Stephan Blinn
2006
MORDECAI: From whence comes the purpose of a person's life? Come it by chance, a casting of the lot, or does a call of destiny beckon to each o...Rate it:

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Opening Night
John Cassavetes
1977
That's the way she wants it. She likes to be wet. Right, Miss Gordon? Bobby, I want you to fix these packages. They sound like sandpaper rubbing...Rate it:

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Our Souls at Night
Scott Neustadter
2017
1 And we will be broadcasting live from the fairgrounds in Pueblo on Friday and again next Tuesday. Mike and I will be eating corn dogs. Mike...Rate it:

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Paint Night
Crystal Franceschini
2016
- [Narrator] Nightpantz. - Oh, is it Tuesday already? - Mhm. Paint night with the girls. - Yes, where all the wild ladies use painting as an ex...Rate it:

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Peepli Live
Anusha Rizvi
2010
Brother. What if we lose our land? (Belches ) A river of colours paints this land With a trick in the dye at every bend A river of colours pai...Rate it:

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Poker Night
Doug Buchanan
2014
In truth, they're bastard stepchildren... wisdom and hindsight. You only get it after you need it. It doesn't help you right now. It only tea...Rate it:

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Prom Night
J.S. Cardone
2008
- Thanks for taking us to the movies. - You're welcome, Donna. See you at school tomorrow. I'll wait for you at cheerleading tryouts. Yeah, I t...Rate it:

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Rent: Filmed Live on Broadway
Jonathan Larson
2008
We begin on Christmas Eve with me, Mark, and my roommate, Roger. We live in an industrial loft on the corner of 11th Street and Avenue B. It's ...Rate it:

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Richard Pryor Live on the Sunset Strip
Richard Pryor
1982
Ladies and gentlemen, live on the Sunset Strip, Richard Pryor! We are gathered here today... to make sure... everyone eats. If not each other....Rate it:

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Richard Pryor: Live in Concert
Richard Pryor
1979
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, thank you. Thank you much. Good evening. Waiting for the people to get from the bathroom. People are ...Rate it:

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Ricky Gervais Live 2: Politics
Ricky Gervais
2004
Thank you. Hello, Chicago. How are you? Wow wow. Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I, um... Thank you. Thank you. That was ...Rate it:

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Robin Williams - Live on Broadway
Robin Williams
2002
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams! Thank you! Oh, please! Sit the fuck down! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Oh, yes! O...Rate it:

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Robin Williams: Live on Broadway
Robin Williams
2002
Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Robin Williams Thank you! Peace! Are you safe up there? Thank you! Thank you! ...Rate it:

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