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18-Year-Old Virgin Naomi L. Selfman 2009	- Hi Katie. - Ryan! What are you doing here? Your mother left me to go. I have a surprise for you. I love Katie. I always loved ... and we a...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
20 Year Old Virgins Jordan F. Ghanma 2011	Welcome back, Eugenie. Hello again, sweet Candy. What wishes can I grant you today? Why don't you get me the shy Catholic school girl? Your wi...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Boy and His Dog L.Q. Jones 1975	Ahem. World War 3. Hot and cold. Lasted from... Dog: Hold. Dog: Female. Dog: Rover pack has her, 125 yards. Dog: Solo, waiting to move in, 7...	Rate it: (2.33 / 3 votes)
A Good Old Fashioned Orgy Alex Gregory 2011	1 Brothers, hold the line Till we got something This world is way too small To feel like nothing I was found near The train tracks Looking s...	Rate it: (2.00 / 2 votes)
A Kid in His Mother's Milk Unknown 2012	-So, to get the answer, we take the number of babies with Down's Syndrome who test positive divided by the total number of positives, which is...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Mile in His Shoes Jason Koornick 2011	[George Canyon: Sunshine] I believe in life, love And true pursuit of happiness No one's gonna tell me that a smile's ever meaningless I find a d...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
A Night in Old Mexico William D. Wittliff 2013	A NIGHT IN OLD MEXICO Hey, JayQue, how you doing man? Everything okay? Bring it here. Let me see the money first. Look man, here's the money. ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore Robert Getchell 1974	ALICE: Wait. No, wait. I can do that better. I can sing better than Alice Faye. ALICE: I swear to Christ I can. MOTHER: Allie! Allie! Alice Gr...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)
Alien Showdown: The Day the Old West Stood Still Barry Massoni 2013	DEAD or ALIVE REINHARDT, 1000 $ REVARD Everyone is looking for you. It's a miracle you made it so far. It is a miracle. How could we ever than...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
An Old Fashioned Thanksgiving Shelley Evans 2008	Dear Mrs. Caldwell, my friend and neighbor, Mr. Gideon Hopkins, had the pleasure to make your acquaintance this summer on a ferry trip from Cyp...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Arsenic and Old Lace Julius J. Epstein 1944	I'll knock your block off, you big stiff! You're a bum! Strike! You're out! Elmer, here it is. -I knew you'd find it. -Boy, I could sure use a...	Rate it: (1.00 / 2 votes)
Ass Backwards June Diane Raphael 2013	Mmm. Oh, breathe that in. Mmm-mmm-mmm. Mornings in New York. Got to tell you. It's another gorgeous day. Oh, I never get sick of Mother Natu...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Bad Ass John Bruno 2011	The story begins right here on this bus. Line 144. The same route I took every day. - Yee-ha! - But this day was different. Something was abo...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Bad Ass 3: Bad Asses on the Bayou Craig Moss 2015	MAN: Your credit is based on various factors... and after reviewing your history... I'm sorry to say you've been denied. Denied? You... You got...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Big Ass Spider Gregory Gieras 2013	[SCREAMING, GUN SHOTS FADE UP] [MONSTER ROARS] Oh, thank goodness. Stay, Mrs. Butterworth. Stay, damn you! Stay! Stay! Stay! Good morning, Mrs....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Big Ass Spider! Gregory Gieras 2013	[SCREAMING, GUN SHOTS FADE UP] [MONSTER ROARS] Oh, thank goodness. Stay, Mrs. Butterworth. Stay, damn you! Stay! Stay! Stay! Good morning, Mrs....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Bitcoin: The End of Money as We Know It Torsten Hoffmann 2015	1 [Voiceover] Look closely. What do we all have in common? No matter what corner of the world you live in, You need food, water, shelter and ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Boot Camp Agatha Dominik 2008	What are you doing? Who are you? Where the hell are my parents? - Get dressed! Why are you doing this? I wasn't gonna do it! We're trying to ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Brian Williams Reports: The Reunion - The President and His Men, 20 Years After the Gulf War Unknown 2011	It's due tomorrow. - What's due tomorrow? - My paper. What My Dad Does for a Living. It's due tomorrow. Oh, yeah. I own a company that owns ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Burnt Steven Knight 2015	1 Jean Luc, my mentor... ...the guy who gave me a chance as a chef... ...said to me it was God who created oysters and apples. And you can't ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Burnt by the Sun Rustam Ibragimbekov 1994	You call this early? Six A.M.! What a time to come home! A real kid! Turn off the light. What light? Here! How often do I have to tell you?...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Burnt by the Sun 2 Nikita Mikhalkov 2010	This Film Is Dedicated To My Father, A Soldier On The Front - Nikita Mikhalkov Studio Tritana Nikita Mikhalkov with the financial support Russi...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Christopher and His Kind Christopher Isherwood 2011	It's 40 years since I first wrote about my time in Berlin. And the book I'm now writing is perhaps an attempt to set the record straight - well...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life Wesley Bishop 2005	THREE MONTHS EARLIER Yes! Hey Amy, come here. I love you. \| - I love you too. Okay! Not bad! I just got the official word. We have two swimme...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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