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The Last: Naruto the Movie
Mauro Kyôzuka
2014		Long ago, back when the concept of shinobi did not exist. A certain person bit into the forbidden fruit, and obtained the power of chakra. and t...Rate it:

(4.50 / 2 votes)
Bee Movie
Jerry Seinfeld
2007		(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) Narrator: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should ...Rate it:

(4.38 / 56 votes)
Major Movie Star
April Blair
2008		Miss Valentine. Miss Valentine. It's time to get up. Good morning, Camille. Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo, peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo! - You like? - I l...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
Pokemon the Movie: I Choose You!
Shôji Yonemura
2017		1 Yes, this battle of the Pokmon League finals is really picking up steam! Gengar dodges it! It's Night Shade! But Blastoise withstands it! ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 3 votes)
He's Just Not That Into You
Abby Kohn
2009		EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
James Leroy Anderson The Movie: Ride Tour
Steve Oedekerk
2021		The Delorean Time Machine. A one of a kind scientific wonder. Capable of travesrsing the very fabric of time itself. The DeLorean time machine was...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
The Brady Bunch Movie
Sherwood Schwartz
1995		That's what's brilliant about you. Who else would build a residential mini-mall? Now everyone else agrees to your offer... It's got to be every...Rate it:

(4.00 / 2 votes)
Batman: The Movie
Lorenzo Semple Jr.
1966		1 NARRATOR: This yacht is bringing a revolutionary invention to Gotham. On a peaceful motor ride, millionaire Bruce Wayne... ...and his ward, ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Dirty Movie
Alan Donnes
2011		1 Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free- and looking for a government handout, a free lunch and a dent...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
For Ever Mozart
Jean-Luc Godard
1996		You're late! Kiss me. We're waiting! The French franc keeps dropping, Baron. Is it yes or no? We'll soon find out. This is me. "A Prisoner o...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Happily Ever After
Yoshiie Goda
2007		Evildoers of our kingdom... we're always the losers, the bad guys. Is that fair? No. Starting tonight... I give you happily n'ever after! Hol...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
James Leroy Anderson The Movie (The Heroes Squad)
Steve Oedekerk
2022		Original Opening Sequence Edgar Deems Fred Old Fred Oh How She Doing Edgar Deems Move To Lay Down A Little Worried Old Fred Well I Bring Her Someth...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Just Add Water
Chris Steele
2007		Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don't forget to take a mint. Thanks for coming. Would you like a receipt with that? Don...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
Swearnet: The Movie
Mike Smith
2014		You clip it, point, and straight up, You stupid quiff. It was straight up, you fuckhead, Just like my cock for your slutty mom. Holy fuck, ...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Onion Movie
Todd Hanson
2008		You can always count on the Onion to get the story. It's America's finest news source. And now, the Onion News... America's finest news source....Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
Lukas Heller
1962		Want to see it again, little girl? It shouldn't frighten you. Sorry. Nothing until matinee tomorrow. - Lady, would you mind taking off your hat?...Rate it:

(4.00 / 1 vote)
The Simpsons Movie
James L. Brooks
2007		We come in peace for cats and mice everywhere. Hey, how you doing? Good to see you. Thanks for coming out. Itchy... Itchy... Boring! Dad, we ...Rate it:

(3.67 / 3 votes)
Teen Beach Movie
Vince Marcello
2013		Baby, tell me is this good for you. 'Cause for me, it's a dream come true. I think about you, boy, day and night. If this is wrong, I don't c...Rate it:

(3.62 / 13 votes)
Steven Universe: The Movie
Rebecca Sugar
2019		THE TALE OF STEVEN [WHITE DIAMOND] Steven... Everyone believes in [YELLOW AND BLUE DIAMOND] Everyone believes in [ALL] Steven [WHITE DIAMON...Rate it:

(3.57 / 7 votes)
Rugrats in Paris: The Movie
J. David Stem
2000		I believe in the playground. It's my favouritest place in the whole wild world. But two yesterdays ago a bad thing happened when we was playing...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
The LEGO NINJAGO Movie
Bob Logan
2017		1 - BOY 1: See you later! - (LAUGHTER) BOY 2: Come on, guys. Leave him alone. BOY: Hello? (BOY WHOOSHING SOFTLY) (MIMICS EXPLOSION) (GASPS)...Rate it:

(3.50 / 2 votes)
Just Go With It
Allan Loeb
2011		I'm so happy you picked this dress, Veruca! You look beautiful. Doesn't she? You guys, I'm getting married! I'm getting married! Not without yo...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
The Muppet Movie
Jack Burns
1979		- I'm Statler. - I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle The Muppet Movie. That's straight ahead, private screening room '' D.'' - Private screenin...Rate it:

(3.33 / 3 votes)
Scary Movie
Shawn Wayans
2000		EXT DREW'S HOUSE ' NIGHT Modest home on the outskirts of town where no one can hear you scream, HALLOWEEN NIGHT. INT. DREW'S KITCHEN ' NIGHT CLO...Rate it:

(3.25 / 4 votes)

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