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P.S. I Love You Richard LaGravenese 2007	I know I should know this, darling, but are you mad at me? Baby. Holly. I did something, right? I did something bad, right? Should I know what...	Rate it: (4.33 / 3 votes)
A League of Their Own Lowell Ganz 1992	- Come here, Bobby. - Come on. Give me... You might need that. Where'd you find this? It was in one of those cartons. - Needs oil. - Who does...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
How to Train Your Dragon Will Davies 2010	This is Berk. It's twelve days north of hopeless and a few degrees south of freezing to death. It's located solidly on the meridian of misery. M...	Rate it: (4.20 / 5 votes)
You've Got Mail Nora Ephron 1998	[KEYBOARD CLACKING] [BEEPING] FRANK: Amazing. This is amazing! Listen to this: The entire work force of Virginia... ...had Solitaire removed ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 7 votes)
I'm Gonna Git You Sucka Keenen Ivory Wayans 1988	1 Gold fever Gold fever Gold fever I'm changin' things I'm changin' things I'm gonna git you, sucka You dirty mother... Don't say that. I'...	Rate it: (4.00 / 4 votes)
How to Train Your Dragon 2 Dean DeBlois 2014	This is Berk, the best kept secret this side of, well... anywhere. Granted, it may not look like much, but this wet heap of rock packs more th...	Rate it: (4.00 / 3 votes)
Pokemon the Movie: I Choose You! Shôji Yonemura 2017	1 Yes, this battle of the Pokmon League finals is really picking up steam! Gengar dodges it! It's Night Shade! But Blastoise withstands it! ...	Rate it: (4.00 / 3 votes)
He's Just Not That Into You Abby Kohn 2009	EXT. PARK - DAY We float down through a serene, leafy park to the children's play area. There, in the sandbox, a BEAUTIFUL FIVE YEAR OLD GIRL pl...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
I'll Be Seeing You Charles Martin 1944	-A package of gum, please. -No gum. -Then give me a chocolate almond bar. -Chocolate almond bar? No chocolate almond bars and no gum. Where ha...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
Irreplaceable You Bess Wohl 2018	[delicate piano music] [Abbie] What if we stayed in bed all day? [Sam] That sounds like the best day ever. We should stay here all week. [Abbie...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
You Can't Cheat an Honest Man George Marion Jr. 1939	- Come on, let's sit down. - I don't want to sit down. - Well, then, let's dance. - And I don't want to dance. - What's the matter with you ton...	Rate it: (4.00 / 2 votes)
Everyone Says I Love You Woody Allen 1996	1 # Just you # # Just me # # Let's find a cozy spot # # Where no one can see # # Just us # # Just we # # We've missed an awful lot # # What...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Have You Seen My Daughter? Lindsay Doliver 2000	Kimberly:Albertine,I'm Gonna Take Lillian Upstairs, I'll Be Back In A Little Bit. Albertine:Okay. Kimberly:Come On,Honey! Lillian:(Disappears Fr...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Support Your Local Gunfighter James Edward Grant 1971	That's kissin'! More champagne! Give the boys another 20 bucks. When you start running low, holler. There's more where that came from. Open up...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
You, Me and Dupree Michael LeSieur 2006	(ALL CAUSE OF YOU PLAYING) CARL: You have very beautiful toes. Did I ever tell you that? Yes, you have. I'm not even... I'm not even a foot g...	Rate it: (4.00 / 1 vote)
Me Before You Jojo Moyes 2016	Now, you see, this is what we could be doing on holiday. not all the hiking up mountain stuff that you are planning. It tickles, it tickles! Do ...	Rate it: (3.84 / 12 votes)
I Love You, Daddy Louis C.K. 2017	So, what did you want to talk about? China wanted me to talk to you about something. Okay. She wants to come and live with me for the rest of...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
I Spit on Your Grave Adam Rockoff 2010	FADE IN: 1 OMITTED 1 EXT. CITY STREET - DAY JENNIFER HILLS races down from a stoop, a suitcase ro...	Rate it: (3.67 / 3 votes)
Catch Me If You Can Jeff Nathanson 2002	Thank you very much and welcome to To Tell the Truth. Our first guest, he's made a career out of being the most outrageous impostor that we'...	Rate it: (3.50 / 2 votes)
You Don't Mess with the Zohan Adam Sandler 2008	You don't mess with the Zohan! Come disco. No, no, no. I no disco, I make the fish. Danny, come on, go disco. Oh, okay. Disco! Danny, that lo...	Rate it: (3.33 / 3 votes)
George Carlin: You Are All Diseased George Carlin 1999	That's nice. Thank you. Thanks very much, I appreciate it. Thank you very much. Thank you all. Thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you. Th...	Rate it: (3.25 / 4 votes)
I Am Not Your Negro James Baldwin 2016	1 Mr. Baldwin, I'm sure you still meet the remark that: "What are the Negroes... why aren't they optimistic? Um... They say, "But it's getti...	Rate it: (3.22 / 9 votes)
I Know What You Did Last Summer Kevin Williamson 1997	1 see the curtains hanging in the window people trying not alive a little light a-shining in the window lets me know everything's all right...	Rate it: (3.00 / 3 votes)
You Can't Take It with You Robert Riskin 1938	- Good morning, Mr. Kirby. - Good morning. - Good morning, A.P. - Good morning. Good morning. - No pictures. - New York Times, Mr. Kirby. We...	Rate it: (3.00 / 2 votes)

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