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American Star tv show
Angela J
2025
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American Teen
Nanette Burstein
2008
August 24th, 8:00 a.m., Warsaw, Indiana. The first day of senior year. Warsaw is your typical Midwestern town, mostly white, mostly Christian,...Rate it:

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American Translation
Lucy Allwood
2011
Let's beat it? Your place or mine? Your place. - You prefer we go to your place? - No. I don't like the style too much... Want a drink? No, ...Rate it:

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American Ultra
Max Landis
2015
1 Where do you want to begin? Dustpan... Spoon... Noodles... Bear... Frying pan... Fire. Apollo Ape. "Marry Me." Where did it all begin? O...Rate it:

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American Violence
Al Lamanda
2017
- Margaret. What the hell am i supposed to do with this? - Doctor's orders, honey. No staturated fat. - Ma'am, that doctor is a hack. And he'...Rate it:

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American Violet
Bill Haney
2008
~"Abu Essa"~ Come on, sleepy head. You've got 15 minutes. Wake up, wake up, wake up. I'm not hearing you. [Children speaking indistinctly] [G...Rate it:

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American Virgin
Jeff Seeman
2009
Want to see pipie a crazy? I have pipie some crazy, buy this DVD because these pipiele a crazy, I just lost our minds. You must be crazy or som...Rate it:

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American Wedding
Adam Herz
2003
1 (LIGHT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) Well, Michelle, we did it. Happy graduation. You know, living at my parents' house, that's a temporary thing. W...Rate it:

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American Winter
Unknown
2013
March 18th, 2013 I get a text from my husband when I'm at work saying, "PGE is here to shut us off. " And they come to my door. He says, "I'm ...Rate it:

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American Wrestler: The Wizard
Ali Afshar
2016
Freedom. It comes at a price. It has to be fought for. 1979, a revolution through my country. My Iran into chaos. Revolutionaries stormed th...Rate it:

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American Zeitgeist
Rob McGann
2006
The more you begin to investigate, what we think we understand, where we came from, what we think we're doing, the more you begin to see we've b...Rate it:

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American: The Bill Hicks Story
Unknown
2009
Everyone comfy? Get comfy! Get comfy! Cos the show's about to start! Who do you ever pay to talk? Maybe a preacher. Maybe a lecturer. Possibl...Rate it:

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An American Affair
Alex Metcalf
2008
Together we shall save our planet or together we shall die in flames. First comes love, / i then comes marriage, / i They always look like they...Rate it:

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An American Carol
David Zucker
2008
[Man] 1, 2, 3... [ Lynyrd Skynyrd: Sweet Home Alabama] [Children laughing and shouting] [Kids] Hi, Grandpa! Hey! - Ahh! - [Girl] Grandpa, ove...Rate it:

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An American Crime
Tommy O'Haver
2007
I used to love the carnival. Daddy worked all the fairs selling pretzels and candy apple... ...always looking for something better. Sometimes ...Rate it:

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An American Haunting
Brent Monahan
2005
(panting) (rattling) (clock ticking) (screaming) - Jane! Jane! It's Momma. (screaming) Look at me! J-Jane. Jane. - No! No! (panting) - Oh...Rate it:

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An American Rhapsody
Éva Gárdos
2001
Margit. Let's go. Come. I love you. - Don't worry. - Promise me. Oh, Mom. Come, my girl. - How will I find the guide? - He will find you. ...Rate it:

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An American Tail
Judy Freudberg
1986
Tanya, Fievel? Will you stop that twirling, twirling? Uh, no. No more. That's it. Time for bed. Come. But, Mama, it's Hanukkah! For you, ever...Rate it:

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An American Tragedy
Samuel Hoffenstein
1931
Front! For Mrs. Adams, 310. - Thank you. Shall I put the bags in the bedroom? - Yes, please. Excuse me. Is there anything else you want, mada...Rate it:

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Confessions Of An American Bride
Edward Kitsis
2005
Ever since I can remember, there's been one constant in my life... ... one dream, one image I've clung to: Me, as a bride. Come on, honey. Yo...Rate it:

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FDR: American Badass!
Ross Patterson
2012
1 Now, the whole country is in a panic. We've been summoned to the White House knowing that the World War is upon us. Well, he comes burstin...Rate it:

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Geronimo: An American Legend
John Milius
1993
They'll fight a delaying action. Twenty-five, thirty warriors, maybe. Hundred women and children. That's it. The warriors will turn and fight. ...Rate it:

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Going Attractions: The Definitive Story of the American Drive-in Movie
April Wright
2013
-The show starts in two minutes. [ Old-time instrumental music plays ] [ Rock music plays ] -The drive-in is a holy American icon. It's actually ...Rate it:

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Great American Chase, The
Michael Maltese
1979
- Beep beep! - No, you don't. Be it pleasures and palaces Though I may roam Be it ever so humble There's no place like home Be it ever so hum...Rate it:

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