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Do You Believe? Chuck Konzelman 2015	1 I often wonder why it is we're drawn to things. Take this city, for example. There are 10 million people here, 10 million souls, each one o...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Do You Know Russ Gladden 0	HIM - 70ISH HER - 70ISH DOCTOR A - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY DOCTOR B - M/F - ANY ETHNICITY MELODY - 50-60 JOE - 50-60 ANNA MID 20’S MIKE MID 20’S BABT...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Do You Like My Basement Roger Sewhcomar 2012	Hello. I'm Stanley, Stanley Farmer. I am a filmmaker. Oh, my God, baby, what's wrong? Baby? Just tell me what's the matter! Oh, my God! Yeah...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Du saram-yida (Someone Behind You) Kyung-ok Kang 2007	JUMPS OFF BALCONY KILLS MOTHER AND DAUGHTER SOMEONE BEHIND YOU YOON Jin-seo LEE Ki-woo Park Ki-woong Photographed by KIM Yong-heung Lighting...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Eat That Question: Frank Zappa in His Own Words Randy Sosin 2016	1 How does this camera look? Is it nice? Okay, how about this? How about saying, "Hi, this is Frank Zappa. "I guess... I... I guess you don't...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Eating Out: All You Can Eat Phillip J. Bartell 2009	- Come, come to me, mi hijo. - Tiffani, you are crying. Why, my darling? - Oh, Ernesto, it's just I've been with so many men. - Have there b...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
*Every Thing You Always Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask** David Reuben 1972	Excellent feast! Soon we will retire to the royal bedchamber. But first... As I have been victorious in this weekend battle... I wish to be a...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Finding Your Feet Meg Leonard 2017	1 [man] Straight through to the conservatory. [woman] One always expected Mike to get the nod after a lifetimes loyal service. That's not to t...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
For The Love Of You Jackson Perry 2011	(Anthony Runs To the Lobby Really Fast to meet up with Kyla ) Kyla : Damn you must Really like her Anthony:I do Kyla:Well lets get to busines...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
For Your Consideration Christopher Guest 2006	Can you hear them? The night noises. Mockingbird in the magnolia. See the moss hanging from the moonlight. Fairly taste the night, can't you? ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
For Your Eyes Only Richard Maibaum 1981	Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond, I'm so glad I caught you. Your office called. They're sending a helicopter to pick you up. Some sort of emergency. It usua...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Friends: The Stuff You've Never Seen Unknown 2001	It only takes two heart attacks To finally make you see One of them won 't do it But the second will set you fr... I say, I did the song wrong....	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Funeral Kings Kevin McManus 2012	Damnit! Shit, man, you've got to bring up the book. - What are you talking about? - You've got to go man, I can't. - Why not? - I... can't. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Greg Davies: You Magnificent Beast Greg Davies 2018	1 Now I'm not trying to be rude But, hey, pretty girl, I'm feeling you The way you do the things you do Reminds me of my Lexus Coupe Baby, giv...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hands Up Dead Man, You're Under Arrest Enrico Zuccarini 1971	1 Stop! No! No! Have mercy! Don't shoot, Captain! We surrendered! You can't shoot at prisoners! War is over. I retire you. But we're unarm...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hannah Montana: Life's What You Make It Unknown 2007	Lilly, why do you read that tabloid trash? They're nothing but li... (clears throat) ''Hannah Montana looks fabulous.'' ...with the occasional ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Happy Funeral Director Mun-il Jang 2000	Uno Film Presents IM Chang Jeong OH Hyung Kyeong KIM Chang Wan My grandfather first met my grandmother at a cemetery. JEONG Eun Pyo CHOI Kan...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Have a Song on Your Lips Yukiko Mochiji 2015	- Eri! Did you see it?! - Yeah! This year's piece was finally chosen! Letters is such a good song! Yeah! Let's practice it at this semester's ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
He's Way More Famous Than You Halley Feiffer 2013	Halley, Halley! Halley! - Over here! Halley! - Over here, honey! Turn around, turn around! Turn around, and look over your shoulder. That's ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
He's Your Dog, Charlie Brown Charles M. Schulz 1968	Ahhh! Ooh, that dog drives me crazy. "And the little pig refused to open the door and then the wolf became very angry. And he huffed and he puf...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Here's Your Life Bengt Forslund 1966	HERE'S YOUR LIFE It'll be worse for you when autumn comes, Olof. If things get too difficult, you can always... My regards to your family. Te...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hide Your Smiling Faces Daniel Patrick Carbone 2013	1 - Come on. - It's gonna hit my head. I'm scared. Looks like it's clearing up. Eric, stop. - Say mercy. - Mercy! That's not how you play. ...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
Hold Your Breath Geoff Meed 2012	[ Owl hooting ] Yeah, they can go. Go ahead. Looks like the press is coming out tonight. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I'm warden John...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)
How About You... Jean Pasley 2007	[ ] I Like New York In June How About You? I Like A Gershwin Tune How About You? Oh, I Love A Fireside When A Storm Is Due I Like Pot...	Rate it: (0.00 / 0 votes)

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