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The High and the Mighty
Ernest K. Gann
1954
Hey, fella. Ain't you Dan Roman? Yeah. I heard you whistling and I said to myself, only one guy does that just so. I'd know that ugly face o...Rate it:

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The Old Man and the Sea
Ernest Hemingway
1999
Supper ! Wake up ! We're going to have supper. - I'm not very hungry. - Come on... eat. - You can't fish and not eat. - I have. You'll not f...Rate it:

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The Serpent and the Rainbow
Richard Maxwell
1988
Allez avec bon Dieu. Christophe! Christophe! Christophe! Christophe! Field notes. Dr Dennis Alan, Rio Negro Botanical Expedition... ... Augu...Rate it:

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The Squid and the Whale
Noah Baumbach
2005
Mom and me versus you and Dad. - Long. - That looked pretty good. - It was out. - It did look good. - Frank, it was out. - It's my call. Out....Rate it:

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The Two Mrs. Carrolls
Thomas Job
1947
Mr. Carroll, You have a fish on your line. Mr. Carroll! You've caught a fish. Mr. Carroll. Darling, didn't you hear Macgregor? You've caug...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Two Lovers
James Gray
2008
Leonard... I love you, but I have to go. I have to. Oh! - Help! - Hey! Hey, come here, man. You all right, man? - Should we call an ambula...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
Two Moon Junction
Zalman King
1988
The tradition of our sisterhood at Phi Gamma Kappa goes back to the days when cotton was king. And just as it has been for generation after ge...Rate it:

(3.00 / 1 vote)
12 Angry Men
Reginald Rose
1957
CHARACTERS FOREMAN: A small, petty man who is impressed with the authority he has and handles himself quite formally. Not overly bright, but dog...Rate it:

(2.87 / 95 votes)
Harry Potter And The Half-blood Prince
Steve Kloves
2009
Millenium breaking disaster... All river traffic has been halted and police divers search for survivors. Surrounding area remains closed. The ...Rate it:

(2.87 / 8 votes)
Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat
Tim Rice
1999
NARRATOR: Some folks dream of the wonders they'll do, Before their time on this planet is through. Some just don't have anything planned, They hide...Rate it:

(2.75 / 4 votes)
A Boy and His Dog
L.Q. Jones
1975
Ahem. World War 3. Hot and cold. Lasted from... Dog: Hold. Dog: Female. Dog: Rover pack has her, 125 yards. Dog: Solo, waiting to move in, 7...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
Eddie and the Cruisers II: Eddie Lives!
P.F. Kluge
1989
The dark side's calling now nothing is real She'll never know just how I feel From out of the shadows she walks like a dream Makes me feel cr...Rate it:

(2.33 / 3 votes)
Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Steve Kloves
2010
These are dark times, there is no denying. Our world has, perhaps, faced no greater threat than it does today. But I say this to our citizenry:...Rate it:

(2.00 / 5 votes)
Fuck and Dance Vol. 62 - Sperma für Jeannie und alle anderen Partyluder!
Unknown
2012
No? Come on, it's fun. - Add some yogurt to it. - No! Hello. You woke up... - No playing Game Boy! - Yes! - Come on, we're making ice cream...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
Husbands and Wives
Woody Allen
1992
Einstein was then celebrating... ...the 70th birthday anniversary... ...and there was a colloquium|given for him. And he said: "God doesn't pla...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
Tad the Lost Explorer and the Secret of King Midas
Jordi Gasull
2017
Come visit us at: Hence Eagle 107, Eagle 107. Approaching, Delta target. Eagle 107 to the base. Eagle 107 to the base. We found, found. The S...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage
Cam Cannon
2016
- (ALARM BLARING) - Fire! MAN: Fire! - 11:00! - 11:00! - Fire! - Fire! Fighter plane to the bow! - 12:00! 12:00! Fire! - MAN: 12:00! 12:0...Rate it:

(2.00 / 1 vote)
Bonnie and Clyde
David Newman
1967
FADE IN. INT. BEDROOM. CLOSE-UP OF BONNIE PARKER. DAY Blonde, somewhat fragile, intelligent in expression. She is putting on make-up with in...Rate it:

(1.67 / 6 votes)
Lilo And Stitch
Unknown
2002
(mysterious music playing) (electronic surge thumps) (steady beeping) (clank) (rumbling) (whooshing) (clank) (electronic beeping) (crowd mu...Rate it:

(1.57 / 41 votes)
Arsenic and Old Lace
Julius J. Epstein
1944
I'll knock your block off, you big stiff! You're a bum! Strike! You're out! Elmer, here it is. -I knew you'd find it. -Boy, I could sure use a...Rate it:

(1.00 / 2 votes)
Beavis and Butt-Head Do America
Mike Judge
1996
The movie begins with scenes of people screaming in horror and running down the streets of a big city. The ground shakes from what seems like gia...Rate it:

(1.00 / 2 votes)
Oliver and Company
Jim Cox
1988
I've got nothing to do with committee appointments. Let her submit her proposal to Anna. She's here in Philadelphia. All she wants is half an h...Rate it:

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'G' Men
Seton I. Miller
1935
Gentlemen, 1949 marks the 25th anniversary... ...of the FBI as it exists today. Like many another success story, this one had humble beginnings...Rate it:

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...and justice for all.
Valerie Curtin
1979
I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States ofAmerica. And to the republic, for which it stands. One nation under God, indivisible, w...Rate it:

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